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Deconstructing Lebowski => The Da Fino Code => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2008, 11:15:46 PM

Title: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2008, 11:15:46 PM
So we all know that the dude was a fucking master at slacking and being lazy...and is admired by millions for the same. Slacking is an art. What have you learned from the dude about how to slack off?

Me............

I'm so fucking lazy and a slacker I only stop by my mail box behind my pad on Thursdays only (and if Thursday is a fucking holiday, I ignore it then too). Fuck the rest of the week. Let it pile up.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: Andrea D. on July 08, 2008, 12:00:38 PM
Far out!
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: Turtle on July 08, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
I'm a big fan of the saying, "No news is good news."  :D
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 08, 2008, 08:15:33 PM
Yeah, fuck it, can't be bothered.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: GreatWhiteDude on July 08, 2008, 09:39:15 PM
The best slacking technique is to trick someone else to do something for you, as if it was meant for them to do it.

Example:     When someone tell you to do something,

"Dad says your supposed to do the dishes."

"Hey Jim, i have a job for you!"
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: Turtle on July 09, 2008, 03:16:09 AM
Hey GreatWhiteDude...

I have a job for you.
:P
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 09, 2008, 04:38:11 PM
Quote from: GreatWhiteDude on July 08, 2008, 09:39:15 PM
The best slacking technique is to trick someone else to do something for you, as if it was meant for them to do it.

Example:     When someone tell you to do something,

"Dad says your supposed to do the dishes."

"Hey Jim, i have a job for you!"

Very dude like, the dude did that when he walked off with the big L's rug, he had a flunky (just below Brandt) carry it out for him.
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: TheGermanNihilist on October 28, 2008, 06:33:11 AM
Not everyone can be soooooo laid back though. Some people gotta make the world go round...and some maintain being very dude like in that manner.

Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: brandt on October 28, 2008, 01:39:51 PM
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 28, 2008, 06:33:11 AM
Not everyone can be soooooo laid back though. Some people gotta make the world go round...and some maintain being very dude like in that manner.



You mean like Arthur Digby Sellers....wrote the bulk of the series...that dude was literally laid back.

Am I wrong? Okay then! ::)
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: Lone dude on December 12, 2008, 08:41:10 PM
thats pretty lazy, puts you high in the runnin for laziest in the world
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: brandt on December 12, 2008, 09:37:30 PM
Quote from: Lone dude on December 12, 2008, 08:41:10 PM
thats pretty lazy, puts you high in the runnin for laziest in the world

That's just like your opinion, man
Title: Re: I'm so fucking lazy...............
Post by: digbys kid on December 12, 2008, 11:11:47 PM
Quote from: brandt on October 28, 2008, 01:39:51 PM
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 28, 2008, 06:33:11 AM
Not everyone can be soooooo laid back though. Some people gotta make the world go round...and some maintain being very dude like in that manner.



You mean like Arthur Digby Sellers....wrote the bulk of the series...that dude was literally laid back.

Am I wrong? Okay then! ::)

I just want to say, on a personal level, we're both just really huge fans!
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Post by: HnauHnakrapunt on October 08, 2020, 06:15:23 AM
QuoteThe best slacking technique is to trick someone else to do something for you
Disabled people are in a way masters of this technique - saying this as one of them. Their family hears from them instantly: 'Could you... I cannot do this myself', just in case. Yes, technically I could do this. But you do it better/faster.
The trouble is you may never learn how to do something properly 8) so find the right amount here.

The funny thing is that this very same disabled person usually does not feel like asking total strangers for support. Here it is like asking a free-roaming tiger to bring you an oat soda.

I think the simplest way to be safely lazy is to have only necessary things around. Every new thing you buy means cleaning and fixing. No hand-made lace for my clothes for instance. Lace means careful washing and drying.