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Title: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Turtle on June 20, 2008, 08:17:17 AM
Always wondered about this part, made me a bit uncomfortable because after the Dude gets his thorough exam at the docs, it cuts to him in the car and he is just a little bit too happy you know...

Of course, I'm sure its just the J and the Creedance...by the way...have you ever really paid attention to the lyrics of Lookin Out My Back Door...whoa...trippy...

QuoteJust got home from illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.
Imagination sets in, pretty soon Im singin,

Chorus:
Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.

Theres a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin high heels.
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
A dinosaur victrola listning to buck owens.

Chorus

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Wont you take a ride on the flyin spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Wondrous apparition provided by magician.

Chorus

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Wont you take a ride on the flyin spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, Ill buy no sorrows.

Chorus

Forward troubles illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, Ill buy no sorrows.

Chorus
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Andrea D. on June 20, 2008, 10:50:42 AM
Yeah, very trippy and very dudelike too "Bother me tomorrow, today, Ill buy no sorrows" you know, fuck it, life goes on, just take it easy.

Why uncomfortable?
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Turtle on June 20, 2008, 07:27:22 PM
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Why uncomfortable?

Well....because the doc was handling his johnson...am i wrong?
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
Quote from: Turtle on June 20, 2008, 07:27:22 PM
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Why uncomfortable?

Well....because the doc was handling his johnson...am i wrong?

Coitus?
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Window Lady on May 04, 2009, 05:00:34 AM
I have been discussing this scene in great depth recently with a fellow wannabee achiever.

I was interested in the level of happiness that the dude was experiencing after his thorough check up at the doctors. I narrowed it down to the following possibilities:

1) The dude unexpectedly got a clean bill of health, despite J's, acid flash backs, oat soda's and white russian intake over the years.

2) The dude gave a sperm sample, which may have left him in a good mood.

3) Combination of Creedence and J in car resulting in an uplifting feeling requiring hand to be slammed.

4) The dude had a prostate examination which maybe he enjoyed. This is made even stranger by the fact that he is listening to a song titled "Looking up my back door" in the car. If this is true, does bringing this new shit to light open up any other unexplored avenues within the film?
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: digbys kid on May 04, 2009, 09:57:51 AM
I like #4, but I'm not sure how much he enjoyed it, considering he was cannonballing a beer, a J, AND the Credence all at once, adhering to his strict regimen, keeping his mind limber, in the face of all this new shit!
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: the Knutsens on May 04, 2009, 05:05:18 PM
I bet his mind is too limber to become upset over a simple prostate examination.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Window Lady on May 06, 2009, 02:32:13 AM
Mmmm, my impression of the dudes behaviour in the car is that he is extremely happy, especially as he is hand slamming, am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Maybe, now I think about this even more, the J, Beer and creedence may be the dudes attempt to get over the shock of the prostate exam, and he is enjoying the irony of the songs lyrics.

Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Hillbilly dude on May 10, 2009, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: Window Lady on May 04, 2009, 05:00:34 AM
I have been discussing this scene in great depth recently with a fellow wannabee achiever.

I was interested in the level of happiness that the dude was experiencing after his thorough check up at the doctors. I narrowed it down to the following possibilities:

1) The dude unexpectedly got a clean bill of health, despite J's, acid flash backs, oat soda's and white russian intake over the years.

2) The dude gave a sperm sample, which may have left him in a good mood.

3) Combination of Creedence and J in car resulting in an uplifting feeling requiring hand to be slammed.

4) The dude had a prostate examination which maybe he enjoyed. This is made even stranger by the fact that he is listening to a song titled "Looking up my back door" in the car. If this is true, does bringing this new shit to light open up any other unexplored avenues within the film?

He took a ride on the flying spoon man, Totally unspoiled.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: the Knutsens on May 19, 2009, 05:44:01 PM
Sliding your shorts down in front of an Indian doctor is gay?

Well! That's just... like, your opinion, man.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: digbys kid on May 19, 2009, 09:58:52 PM
No, she hit me right here.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: Window Lady on May 21, 2009, 01:15:46 PM
Quote from: the Knutsens on May 19, 2009, 05:44:01 PM
Sliding your shorts down in front of an Indian doctor is gay?

Well! That's just... like, your opinion, man.

Well, this could be seen as gay, depending on the circumstances.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: forumdude on May 21, 2009, 05:51:54 PM
The Indian Doctor is not the issue here.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: digbys kid on May 21, 2009, 06:30:55 PM
And Forumdude, "Indian Doctor" is not the preferred nomenclature..."Hindu Physician", please!
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: forumdude on May 22, 2009, 01:16:36 AM
This isn't the guy that built the Taj Mahal here. I can't go give him a bill! Anyway, Maude said I would receive no bill.

I'm talking about unchecked inspection. Drawing a line in the pants. Across this heinie you do not...!
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2009, 04:05:40 PM
I have always thought of Hindus as honorary camel fuckers. Am I wrong?
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: digbys kid on June 20, 2009, 05:21:34 PM
Forumdude, if you can't fuck a camel in the ass, then how do you get laid on Shabbos?
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Okay then  ;D

..............and forum dude, far out article, mang.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on June 20, 2009, 05:21:34 PM
Forumdude, if you can't fuck a camel in the ass, then how do you get laid on Shabbos?

Shobbos, Digby's Kid, is the Dudeish day of rest. I don't drive a car, I don't answer the phone and I sure as shit don't get laid!
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 09:28:01 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 20, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Okay then  ;D

..............and forum dude, far out article, mang.

I dig your style too, man. Got that whole digitalbuddha thing goin' on.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: brandt on June 21, 2009, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Three thousand years of beautiful camel rides.
Completely unspoiled...but let's not forget the dung beetles, bummer, man, bummer, almost as bad as the cockroaches and every other fuckin winged, sliverin', crawlin' element in 'Nam'....also a beautiful country.
Title: Re: Could you slide your shorts down Mistah Lubbuski please?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 25, 2009, 02:53:53 AM
Quote from: brandt on June 21, 2009, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: forumdude on June 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
You're not wrong, DB, you're just an asshole.

But I will allow, there are some nice camels out there.

I'm lying. I took a trip across the Indian desert on a camel back in 1992. Surely "camel fucker" is just about the biggest insult there is. those animals are seriously nasty.

part of their mating ritual is to turn their stomachs inside out and let it dangle outside of their mouths for a few seconds before slurping it back up. And they never stop farting these huge, nuclear farts. If you tried to fuck one and it farted you'd be dead instantly.

here's an article i wrote about camel treks in India:
http://www.infinsolutions.com/andbeyond/sec_travel/travel_result.php?recordID=5&id=05

Three thousand years of beautiful camel rides.
Completely unspoiled...but let's not forget the dung beetles, bummer, man, bummer, almost as bad as the cockroaches and every other fuckin winged, sliverin', crawlin' element in 'Nam'....also a beautiful country.

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST!  ;D