(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif) FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE............
1. Money can not buy happiness, but it?s more comfortable
to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole?s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will
remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it?s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)
dude.
How do I say this is negitive without being negitive ??? Change is the only constant in the universe so ABIDE DUDE
Great stuff man
I have recently installed a number of copies of the Tao Te Ching on my mobile (including one entirely in Chinese calligraphy that I can't read but it amuses me that i have been so thick as to install it).
This morning I was looking for spiritual guidance (bored on the train) and opened one of them, it has a random function, this is what it said:
Quote from: Tao Te Ching Chapter 19
I am moral, profitable and a genius extraordinaire, regardless of what any transcript or bank statement may say.
Some of the others had much more wordy translations of the text but I really like this one, short and to the point.
;D
Word....