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Title: Um
Post by: Rev. Ed C on December 21, 2011, 05:22:59 AM
Whilst some might say there's nothing wrong with the mantra of "Om", I think something that helps me think is going into a contemplative trance to the mantra of "Ummmmm..."

Eventually the answer will always come, such as "Ummm... I'll have a pint of Old Rosie" or "Ummm... I think I left it on the desk" or "Ummm... isn't he already dead?"

The power of Um, the thinking-dude's trance of concentration :)
Title: Re: Um
Post by: apnp on December 21, 2011, 10:59:58 AM
...and to generate greater dudely compassion, we may recall The Dude's plight of ruglessness by chanting the mantra:  ...um, manly pad mayhem...
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Rev. Ed C on December 21, 2011, 11:28:50 AM
Umm... is this a, umm... what day is this?
Title: Re: Um
Post by: hannahdude on December 21, 2011, 03:41:10 PM
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Caesar dude on December 21, 2011, 05:24:09 PM
Quoteum, manly pad mayhem.

So that's why my pad is so messy?  I've been chanting something similar for years... ;)
Title: Re: Um
Post by: meekon5 on December 22, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on December 21, 2011, 03:41:10 PM
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.
Title: Re: Um
Post by: Rev. Ed C on December 23, 2011, 06:25:12 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on December 22, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on December 21, 2011, 03:41:10 PM
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.

I assume those were the lardy kind ;D
Title: Re: Um
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 23, 2011, 07:01:15 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on December 22, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on December 21, 2011, 03:41:10 PM
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.

Did it work? ;D
Title: Re: Um
Post by: meekon5 on December 24, 2011, 06:19:53 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 23, 2011, 07:01:15 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on December 22, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on December 21, 2011, 03:41:10 PM
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.

Did it work? ;D

You doubt my mystical powers?

Of course it did.

It also used to freak the waitresses out when they would walk into the kitchen to find all the chefs chanting.

;D
Title: Re: Um
Post by: groovypucks on January 27, 2012, 09:44:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on December 21, 2011, 05:22:59 AM
Whilst some might say there's nothing wrong with the mantra of "Om", I think something that helps me think is going into a contemplative trance to the mantra of "Ummmmm..."

Eventually the answer will always come, such as "Ummm... I'll have a pint of Old Rosie" or "Ummm... I think I left it on the desk" or "Ummm... isn't he already dead?"

The power of Um, the thinking-dude's trance of concentration :)
oh god dude thats classic. I love it. I have been practicing that for years.