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Title: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Hominid on December 18, 2011, 01:22:59 PM
...what religion to follow!  (2nd attempt at posting - image too big!)

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Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: cckeiser on December 18, 2011, 05:28:57 PM
LOVE IT!!

Thankee! ;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 18, 2011, 10:45:37 PM
It would seem that the answer to the flow chart could be calculated to an output of 42. ;D

............. back to my Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/images/173/pangalacticgb.jpg)
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Rev. Ed C on December 19, 2011, 03:51:48 AM
You need a question at the top, first off that says:

Do you give a shit about what may or maynot be?

Yes - Move down to further questioning
No - You are a Dudeist


Also, after chosing many gods, and after chosing no to reincarnation, there should be another question:

Do you like quaffing mead and trying to claim as many religious holidays as you can to get out of work?

No - Mayan
Yes - Pagan

;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Andrea Da Fino on December 19, 2011, 11:32:31 AM
That's fucking funny! Kudos Hominid and mark it 8. Magical underwear, Oh My Dude, or OMD! if you are into the brevity thing. Fantastic.  :D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2011, 07:48:11 PM
Magic Mormon Underwear ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVOK42o4E0&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Andrea Da Fino on December 20, 2011, 01:40:19 AM
These guys are crazy. OMD.  ;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 20, 2011, 09:01:02 AM
Quote from: Andrea Da Fino on December 20, 2011, 01:40:19 AM
These guys are crazy. OMD.  Kim Jong-il

Fucking eh! But I have to admit, I dabble in my "Magic Oat Sodas," and they have protected me so far.  ;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: milnie on December 20, 2011, 10:27:24 AM
i was about to post that i couldn't see the chart but know i have logged in to say so it has miraculously appeared! this is the problem of using handheld devices to view the pages. its too much hastle trying to log in with the tiny buttons most of the time~! i'm going to have to go back over all the other posts i have read recently and see if i have missed any interesting attachments, doh.
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Andrea Da Fino on December 20, 2011, 12:26:30 PM
In Italy there is a proverb and a commercial stating that people who drink beer live 100 years. Scientists have demontrated that's true.

Anyway DB, have you seen that in your quote my smiley has changed in Kim Jong il?  ??? WTF?  ;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 20, 2011, 04:27:03 PM
Quote from: Andrea Da Fino on December 20, 2011, 12:26:30 PM
Anyway DB, have you seen that in your quote my smiley has changed in Kim Jong il?  ??? WTF?  ;D

Hey dude, did you change that?
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Andrea Da Fino on December 21, 2011, 12:23:57 AM
No, I just saw it reading your quote, weird. Maybe it's a bug. Or something like that.  ???
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 21, 2011, 02:18:19 AM
Quote from: Andrea Da Fino on December 21, 2011, 12:23:57 AM
No, I just saw it reading your quote, weird. Maybe it's a bug. Or something like that.  ???

Strange; if someone had changed your post (a mod or admin), it would say so at the bottom of the post. Life goes on, man.
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 21, 2011, 02:53:10 AM
;D A flow chart for the dude who wants to keep life's decisions simple...............

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391835_10150446180433023_693728022_10387082_1520602797_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Andrea Da Fino on December 21, 2011, 11:06:29 AM
Oh wel.  ;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Hominid on December 21, 2011, 11:15:06 AM
Like I've always said - you could win a war with duct tape and bungee cords.
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Rev. RJ Dudemiester on July 12, 2012, 05:19:20 PM
excellent flow charts!
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: meekon5 on July 12, 2012, 05:57:40 PM
I still resent the implication that just because I think my underwear is magic I should be a Mormon.
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 12, 2012, 06:48:53 PM
;D This is my idea of "magic underwear"..........

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B1ckL2zGjC4/TWHMhg2tH4I/AAAAAAAAHyg/LGm_0vPtR1w/s640/%29ny-bed-blonde-pink-lingerie-busty-underwear-panties-Sexy-Pics-Imagineglow-Love-nice-Sexy-women-top-favourites-giggity_large.jpg)

Note: I would post my lady friend's underwear (my wife), but if I did and she saw it online it would be no coitus for a month and I might even loose my johnson......I need my johnson, man! ;D
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: Rev. RJ Dudemiester on July 12, 2012, 08:09:19 PM
Hey, DigitalBuddha... what do you need your Johnson for dude?
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 12, 2012, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. RJ Dudemiester on July 12, 2012, 08:09:19 PM
Hey, DigitalBuddha... what do you need your Johnson for dude?

;D Sports........

(http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Hot_Strange_Girls_10.jpg)
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: milnie on July 13, 2012, 05:39:18 AM
if only womans football would follow the fashion of beach volley ball that would be a sport i'm sure would attract ardent followers. :)
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: meekon5 on July 13, 2012, 11:10:22 AM
Was there a football in that picture?

I must have missed it.
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 02, 2012, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: milnie on July 13, 2012, 05:39:18 AM
if only womans football would follow the fashion of beach volley ball that would be a sport i'm sure would attract ardent followers. :)

Fuckin' eh!!
Title: Re: Finally, an easy flowchart to decide...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 02, 2012, 02:14:12 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on July 13, 2012, 11:10:22 AM
Was there a football in that picture?

I must have missed it.

Yes, but admittedly a dude has to look close to see it. ;D