Dudely advice...
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Oops... I'm not a ludite, but...
Or using the wrong name; "Suzy, you are soooooooo hot," when her name is Barbara, or Joan, or Maude. Big mistake, there dudes.
Coming from experience? ;)
Quote from: Hominid on December 14, 2011, 01:24:54 AM
Coming from experience? ;)
Yes, I admit it; or more like coming from the drinks we both had before coitus. Too many Margaritas, mang! ;D
You crack me up. Been there, done that.
Actually, with that list, the first one kills me. No need to read any further... at 56, a good BM means more than a good orgasm. I might be old for my age, so listen to my wisdom.... Never trust a fart, and never waste a hardon.
Quote from: Hominid on December 14, 2011, 01:37:01 AM
You crack me up. Been there, done that.
This seems to be a common mistake of dudekind (one of mine in my earlier youth); getting shit faced and putting the mouth in gear before thinking. ;D
Quote from: Hominid on December 14, 2011, 01:40:38 AM
Actually, with that list, the first one kills me. No need to read any further... at 56, a good BM means more than a good orgasm. I might be old for my age, so listen to my wisdom.... Never trust a fart, and never waste a hardon.
Dude, those are words of wisdom worthy of being included in the tenets of dudeism; can I get a witness?!