I drank way too many caucasians last night and wound up on the beach with this girl,
but then i passed out and she left and I am pretty sure I threw up at some point too.
But hey, life goes on.
Hahahaha...cool!
That's cool turtle, caucasians, beach, a girl, you can't be worried about the threw, life goes on man, don't worry about that shit and she can't be worried about that threw...shit happens man!...i think is funny.
Wait a minute, she left you alone in the beach drunk?
Yeah, but I didn't know her too well, only talked to her once before for a short time. She was somewhat crazy but she had a nice butt.
At one point I think she told me that she likes "to lick balls".
This is a hazy memory as I was already blasted on white russians.
But I know she never licked my balls, I would have remembered that.
Or maybe not, maybe she did it and you can't remember...that's bummer man, but white russians and drinks in general are so fucking great...impossible to drink one and keep the composure.
Very true dudette.
Next time I need to take it easy, find a nice lady friend instead of a strumpet.
Quote from: Turtle on June 08, 2008, 11:51:11 PM
I drank way too many caucasians last night and wound up on the beach with this girl,
but then i passed out and she left and I am pretty sure I threw up at some point too.
But hey, life goes on.
Separate incidences?
Quote from: Turtle on June 08, 2008, 11:51:11 PM
I drank way too many caucasians last night and wound up on the beach with this girl,
but then i passed out and she left and I am pretty sure I threw up at some point too.
But hey, life goes on.
was she a nihilist?
Hey, at least you're housebroken. ;D
She didn't say if she was a nihilist but she had a shirt with skulls on it. Hmm.
At least she didn't cut my dick off, she could have licked my balls and cut my dick off if she was a nihilist, and i wouldnt even have noticed until the next morning coz i was so drunk.
I was treating objects like women I was so drunk.
i would have had to play the "detachable penis song" and go around the next day looking for my dick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
(I cant even watch the youtube video coz my laptop is off at a dell repair place and i am using a university computer and they locked out youtube and myspace sites...sucks...well...enjoy.)
Could have been worse.
Like this guy: NSFW Party Story (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2357238)
Quote from: kornkob on June 16, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
Could have been worse.
Like this guy: NSFW Party Story (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2357238)
Hahahaha.
Quote from: kornkob on June 16, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
Could have been worse.
Like this guy: NSFW Party Story (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2357238)
ouch
buddha, that story doesn't make me feel any better, actually worse.
(he says...and cracks open a beer.)
Quote from: Turtle on June 21, 2008, 07:20:18 PM
buddha, that story doesn't make me feel any better, actually worse.
(he says...and cracks open a beer.)
Which story, dude?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2357238
link above. a truly masterful work of modern memoir. can't wait for the movie version
Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.
Quote from: Turtle on June 22, 2008, 10:02:31 PM
Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.
I was bowing........is this, what day is this? :o
So you have no frame of reference, Buddha. You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know...
Dudette, you're out of your element, D-buddha, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
...and they peed on my rug!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNkDSAffSBI&feature=related
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 25, 2008, 02:14:30 AM
Quote from: Turtle on June 22, 2008, 10:02:31 PM
Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.
I was bowing........is this, what day is this? :o
I went bowling last week and bowled several strikes. Had to bust out my Liam strike dance for the crowd
the strike boogie is a sacred ritual for dudeists, when those ten pins fall,
they invoke the spirits of the bowling alley to enter the body of the roller,
things start movin and shakin, and its a sort of a brother shaman type
dance thing.....
Quote from: chalupa on June 26, 2008, 06:53:32 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 25, 2008, 02:14:30 AM
Quote from: Turtle on June 22, 2008, 10:02:31 PM
Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.
I was bowing........is this, what day is this? :o
I went bowling last week and bowled several strikes. Had to bust out my Liam strike dance for the crowd
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p293/trivoc59/lebowski_bowl1.gif)
At one point I think she told me that she likes "to lick balls".
Man, you know you can't trust those ball lickers ;)
(http://www.dustinresch.com/gallery2008/content/painting/paintwork/JesusQuintana.jpg)