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The Dude Lifestyle => Living the Life of the Dude => Topic started by: Leninrocks244 on December 01, 2011, 03:06:13 PM

Title: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on December 01, 2011, 03:06:13 PM
It's been a while since I've been on here, man. Been occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. It's time I start doing that at another place closer to home, man. Thing is I need to send tons of other shit in along with the application to the rug peers over at IIT and today's the goddamn deadline... Kinda freaking out over this, and I'm in need of some Dudely advice to just calm me down man. Thanks dudes.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 02, 2011, 01:51:47 AM
Quote from: Leninrocks244 on December 01, 2011, 03:06:13 PM
It's been a while since I've been on here, man. Been occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. It's time I start doing that at another place closer to home, man. Thing is I need to send tons of other shit in along with the application to the rug peers over at IIT and today's the goddamn deadline... Kinda freaking out over this, and I'm in need of some Dudely advice to just calm me down man. Thanks dudes.

My advice; relax, slack off a bit, say fuck it, get a lane for some therapeutic bowling, with a burger from your local In And Out Burger, and then some zesty coitus with a Caucasian after. All while keeping your mind limber and your drug regiment together.

Or as the man says; "wine, women and song."

Fuck, man, it works for me. ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: milnie on December 02, 2011, 11:25:30 AM
surely zesty coitus with a caucasian could lead to a spilt beverage, or is this a race thing? or do you love the drink so much you .... love the beverage? either way, watch out for those cramps. coitus can be a bit like swimming, better not to do it on a full stomach :)
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: hannahdude on December 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
ive never had 'zesty coitus' WITH a caucasian, man, thats WILD.
(oh shit, i do have the ladyparts and i AM married to a white dude.
never mind.)
dude, how did your deadline turn out? anything with the words you used, 'application' 'ITT' 'deadline' makes me decidely nervous on your behalf.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 19, 2012, 10:01:02 PM
Shit I haven't been on here in a while, man. And with that App to IIT? I put my shades on, said fuck it, walked out and took their rug. Look at me, I'm ramblin' again. Anywho I got into UIC and got the acceptance letter the day of the deadline. Worried for nothin, man.  Now I just gotta abide at this place and see what happens.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 19, 2012, 11:03:42 PM
Quote from: Leninrocks244 on January 19, 2012, 10:01:02 PM
Shit I haven't been on here in a while, man. And with that App to IIT? I put my shades on, said fuck it, walked out and took their rug. Look at me, I'm ramblin' again. Anywho I got into UIC and got the acceptance letter the day of the deadline. Worried for nothin, man.  Now I just gotta abide at this place and see what happens.

Yeah man, where ya been? Always good to see dudes return to the beach community and join the party.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 09:39:45 AM
Ah well I've been spending time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of thai sticks, breaking into the ROTC and bowling, man. Been stressed out too much to focus on the Duder things in life, but I'm planning to change that.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Hominid on January 20, 2012, 12:57:30 PM
Remember to slip the rent under the door - it's past the 10th.  ;)
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Caesar dude on January 20, 2012, 02:00:41 PM
Does that mean you have a job Sir!?
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 07:02:25 PM
Employed? Aha.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 20, 2012, 08:16:36 PM
Quote from: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 09:39:45 AM
Ah well I've been spending time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of thai sticks, breaking into the ROTC and bowling, man. Been stressed out too much to focus on the Duder things in life, but I'm planning to change that.

Fucking' eh, man. Far fucking out.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: meekon5 on January 20, 2012, 08:34:07 PM
Quote from: George Best

'I spent all my money on booze and women - the rest I just wasted.'

Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 10:19:37 PM
Fuckin' eh. I've got a rash, man. I've been feeling really shitty lately, been really down in the dumps over lady shit, man. Fuck it, man. Life goes on. At least I wish I could feel like that, you know?
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Caesar dude on January 20, 2012, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 10:19:37 PM
Fuckin' eh. I've got a rash, man. I've been feeling really shitty lately, been really down in the dumps over lady shit, man. Fuck it, man. Life goes on. At least I wish I could feel like that, you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04)

I'm not trying to be funny man. I know enough about I how I've felt in my time with women. I feel your pain dude believe me.

Peace dude.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 10:33:12 PM
Fuckin' eh, man. Is it fucked up that I feel this way at 19?
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Caesar dude on January 20, 2012, 11:00:35 PM
The short answer is no.

The longer one is a tad more convoluted but neither will make you feel any better.

Take it easy dude. The whole darned comedy will repeat itself until a better outcome is obtained.

Remember these words: This too will pass....ancient Sufi phrase.

Peace.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 11:06:14 PM
Hey man, the second one makes me feel good. And I'll get over this, man. Gotta fuck it and abide.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Caesar dude on January 20, 2012, 11:10:08 PM
Take it easy and abide is the way forward sure....it's what I do. Every day. :)

Peace my friend.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 20, 2012, 11:42:29 PM
Quote from: Leninrocks244 on January 20, 2012, 10:19:37 PM
Fuckin' eh. I've got a rash, man. I've been feeling really shitty lately, been really down in the dumps over lady shit, man. Fuck it, man. Life goes on.

Fahgettaboudit, there's a beverage here, man.
Title: Re: Transfer applications...
Post by: Leninrocks244 on January 21, 2012, 12:32:23 AM
Fucking nihilists.