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Miscellaneous What-Have-You => What You're Blathering About => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on November 24, 2011, 05:56:55 AM

Title: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 24, 2011, 05:56:55 AM
Amish Beard Cutting Arrests: FBI Detains Sam Mullet (Mullet; WTF?!) and Six Others Following Attacks

MILLERSBURG, Ohio - The leader of a breakaway Amish group allowed the beatings of those who disobeyed him, made some members sleep in a chicken coop and had sexual relations with married women to "cleanse them," (hey, I'm just helping them conceive, man!!!) federal authorities said Wednesday as they charged him and six others with hate crimes in hair-cutting attacks against other Amish.

Authorities raided the group's compound in eastern Ohio earlier in the day and arrested seven men, including group leader Sam Mullet and three of his sons.

Is this undude a self appointed fucking park ranger and human paraquat, or what!?

Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September, October and November by forcibly cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women and then taking photos of them, authorities said.

:o Meet Sam Mullet, and the Mullet family..........


(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/198718/slide_198718_495781_large.jpg?1322069943)

;D Dad Mullet...

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/415921/thumbs/r-SAM-MULLET-large570.jpg)

;D Lester Mullet...

(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/198718/slide_198718_495804_large.jpg?1322069943)

;D Johnny Mullet...

(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/198718/slide_198718_495813_large.jpg?1322069943)

The Mullet boys! (not sure where Mrs. Mullet is, maybe there is more than one)

;D Get your beard, and more info, cut here - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/23/amish-beard-cutting-arrest_n_1110165.html?ref=crime&ncid=webmail4

Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: Rev. Ed C on November 24, 2011, 08:16:39 AM
Beard cutting... monstrous :(

I'm not saying my own beard is my identity, but it does harbour part of my personality and consciousness within it's spindly auburn nest.

I'm not a violent or vindictive man, but... when it comes to beard cutting, I'm not sure there is a hash enough punishment for the evil, malevolent and utterly twisted perpetrators... :)
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: meekon5 on November 24, 2011, 11:56:54 AM
Crucifixion is too good for them!
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 24, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
I wonder if they could be hung by their beards?
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: Rev. Ed C on November 25, 2011, 03:46:09 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 24, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
I wonder if they could be hung by their beads?

Facial or... the other one? :)
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 25, 2011, 07:18:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on November 25, 2011, 03:46:09 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 24, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
I wonder if they could be hung by their beads?

Facial or... the other one? :)

Well now that is an interesting idea; perhaps they could be hung by both at the same time. ;D
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: meekon5 on December 01, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
New shit has come to light:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15980713
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 01, 2011, 08:05:50 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on December 01, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
New shit has come to light:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15980713

Across this line...they stepped. Glad they are keeping idiots like this in jail.
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: Landshark on December 01, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
i'm just going to leave this here

http://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
Title: Re: Cut that fuckin' beard!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 01, 2011, 09:22:18 PM
Quote from: Landshark on December 01, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
i'm just going to leave this here

http://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

HA HA!! Weird Al rocks! Good find, dude!