Would the dude wear socks with his saddles or flip-flops? ......
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i dont think he believes in socks, he dont even wear them with those nasty fungus invested rented bowling shoes so i dont think he would wear them with sandals, man.
Does that answer your question? Am I wrong? Are we gonna split hairs about this?
Quote from: Turtle on June 07, 2008, 09:45:13 AM
i dont think he believes in socks, he dont even wear them with those nasty fungus invested rented bowling shoes so i dont think he would wear them with sandals, man.
Does that answer your question? Am I wrong? Are we gonna split hairs about this?
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping nasty fungus invested rented bowling shoes, uh, an amphibious fungus, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city--that ain't legal either.
Do ya have any good sarsaparilla?
Flip-flops are dudelike.But i find those for walter.
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Uh, dudette, the preferred nomenclature, in hawaii anyway, is "slippahs".
Foot wear beware, The Dude is in The House.
There is a literal connection to "nam"
Quote from: Turtle on July 08, 2008, 06:40:54 PM
Uh, dudette, the preferred nomenclature, in hawaii anyway, is "slippahs".
;D Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking slippahs while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board em'?
First of all dude, you dont have an ex, secondly, you got a date on wednesday baby!
Pin your diapers on, digitalbuddha. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you.
And a good day to you sir,..... speaking for the both of us, we're big fans of your wardrobe, you know that whole iron lung thing goin on. what is that, like an invalid thing?
Almost as cool as fuckin slippahs and cement shoes
I need my johnson, man.
What do ya need that for dbuddha?
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 18, 2008, 12:16:23 AM
I need my johnson, man.
You're killing your father Dbuddha!
this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! ;D
The dude would wear these...
http://www.pronto.com/mpm/Crocs-Mens-Crocs-Casual-Sandal-p_1067706374-PP
What are you, a fuckin style ranger now?
The dude looks cool in Jellies, man...but that's just like my opinion, man
Quote from: brandt on July 20, 2008, 12:13:46 PM
What are you, a fuckin style ranger now?
The dude looks cool in Jellies, man...but that's just like my opinion, man
Dude, these are made of the sacred herb, a j (fucking natural hemp), far fucking out.
What are you, a fucking herbologist ranger, now
I don't beleive it's the sacred herb, but a knock off
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski
Quote from: brandt on July 21, 2008, 12:59:01 AM
What are you, a fucking herbologist ranger, now
I don't beleive it's the sacred herb, but a knock off
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski
We are sympathizing here, dude. ;D
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
You said it ,Dude.
Quote from: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:47:29 AM
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
You said it ,Dude.
Mind if I burn a j?
You're joking..but perhaps you're right
I'm gonna go find me a lane and burn a 'j'
I received this fax this morning.
Cowards..bums..
Brandt will fill you in on the details
the old man said I could take any (fucking natural hemp) slippah in the house
Dude, don't smoke your slippahs.
Mind if i smoke a slippahs?
That is not the issue here..across this line you do not wear slippahs...oh and Dude, the correct nomenclature is sandals
Am I wrong? ???
Quote from: Waldo Deraldo on July 15, 2008, 07:39:04 PM
Foot wear beware, The Dude is in The House.
Poor Waldo, He's crackin', eight year olds, jesus!
phone's ringing, Dude
The police chiefs of Malibu wear socks - real reactionaries man!!!
Quote from: the Knutsens on August 14, 2008, 08:13:00 PM
The police chiefs of Malibu wear socks - real reactionaries man!!!
I know my rights, man......................
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You don't know shit, Lebowski.
I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler.
Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water around here, you don't draw shit Lebowski.
You're out of your element
jellies
Well, Dude we just dont know
The Dude seems to try to follow the natural way (the Tao, if you will)...except when his thinking gets very uptight..resulting in a world of pain.
Anyway...lost my train of thought....the natural order has been for dudes through most of the whole darn human comedy to walk home from the bowling alley either barefoot or with open-toed feet so their toes fit right in there and dont get uptight.
So socks seem very un-Dude...but since dudes everywhere like to take there ease, i'm sure a dudeist would wear socks in climates not as warm.
One possible dudeist option would be Vibram Five Fingers (10-toed foot gloves---unless someone got your toe by 3 p.m. with green nail polish) ...i have a pair and it's similar to wearing no shoes (but you still get friendly service at more uptight family restaurants..assuming a shirt)
As always..that just like my opinion man..
LLS abides