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Miscellaneous What-Have-You => That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on November 02, 2011, 05:06:06 PM

Title: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 02, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
Weird shit, mang! Mark it bazaar!

Face In Tumour: Testicular Growth Shocks Doctors After Ultrasound.

People see the strangest things in clouds and burnt toast, but this latest sighting can't be topped: A face on a testicular tumor.

;D LMAO!! - "A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps 'Min' the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation."

Check it out, and other strange shit, here - http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/02/face-in-tumour-testicular_n_1071037.html?ncid=webmail1

Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: Hominid on November 02, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
There's a John Hiatt joke in there somewhere about how our little head does the thinking... Funny how every time I scratch my balls, I feel in touch with myself.
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 04:24:29 AM
Quote from: Hominid on November 02, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
There's a John Hiatt joke in there somewhere about how our little head does the thinking... Funny how every time I scratch my balls, I feel in touch with myself.


Johnson?
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: milnie on November 03, 2011, 05:05:43 AM
god decides to manifest to renew the faith in the people but turns up on someones bollock ... no wonder theres a suprised expression on its face! lol
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: meekon5 on November 03, 2011, 06:47:55 AM
It brings a new meaning to the phrase "oh bollocks! I thought I was going to be reincarnated as a cat this time!"
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: Ruckus on November 03, 2011, 11:34:53 AM
I sure hope they can help that dude.  It must be crowded in there.
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: Hominid on November 03, 2011, 06:52:30 PM
The face looks like a religious carving. I'm surprised the [fill in religion name] zealots aren't lining up at his door with sacrificial offerings. 

Did I offend anyone?  [grin]
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
The dude should be glad the Catholic church didn't get wind of his "special condition," they, in the inquisition era, probably would have accused him of being "demon possessed" and cut his nuts off, and then burned him at the stake. Nothing ever changes................

(http://trollfic.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/burned-at-the-stake.jpg)

Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: apnp on November 03, 2011, 08:29:34 PM
Now THAT's what I call NUTS!!!
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
Quote from: apnp on November 03, 2011, 08:29:34 PM
Now THAT's what I call NUTS!!!

Fuckin' eh right!
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: Hominid on November 03, 2011, 09:49:58 PM
DB, you stole the words from my mouth.
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: meekon5 on November 04, 2011, 03:02:20 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
The dude should be glad the Catholic church didn't get wind of his "special condition," they, in the inquisition era, probably would have accused him of being "demon possessed" and cut his nuts off, and then burned him at the stake. Nothing ever changes................


Though the inquisition didn't list x-rays as one of their tools of inquiry (racks, iron maidens, branding irons, thumb screws).

;D
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 04, 2011, 08:18:31 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on November 04, 2011, 03:02:20 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 03, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
The dude should be glad the Catholic church didn't get wind of his "special condition," they, in the inquisition era, probably would have accused him of being "demon possessed" and cut his nuts off, and then burned him at the stake. Nothing ever changes................


Though the inquisition didn't list x-rays as one of their tools of inquiry (racks, iron maidens, branding irons, thumb screws).

;D

True, that's why I say the bastard was damn lucky! ;D
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: milnie on November 04, 2011, 09:10:23 AM
but their chief weapon was fear, fear and suprise ... their 2 main weapons were fear and suprise, and ruthless efficiency, etc etc :-)
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: meekon5 on November 04, 2011, 09:13:28 AM
No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpTI)
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: meekon5 on November 04, 2011, 09:23:35 AM
and Monty Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNu2PGFUEdg&NR=1)
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Post by: BikerDude on November 04, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Oh no!
Don't even tell me that somebody found the face of Jesus in somebodies sack.

Oh no. It's not Jesus. It could be said to resemble Mother Teresa.

(http://www.weneedadream.org/images/MotherTeresa2.jpg)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/392610/thumbs/r-TUMOUR-FACE-TESTICULAR-CANCER-ULTRASOUND-large570.jpg)
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: Caesar dude on November 04, 2011, 05:17:32 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition)

If anyone cares to wade through it all....

But in a nutshell.... "we believe in God and Hell...you lot will be found wanton even if you believe in God because you don't believe as much as we do...oh and if we think you might be a heretic or witch or don't fit in with our beliefs then we retain the right to torture you until you confess (or at least beg us to stop) This will ensure that as your crimes have been punished on earth and your body purified by fire then you will be granted access to heaven!"

Sounds exhausting and fucking painful!


Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 05, 2011, 02:16:39 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on November 04, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Oh no!
Don't even tell me that somebody found the face of Jesus in somebodies sack.

Oh no. It's not Jesus. It could be said to resemble Mother Teresa.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/392610/thumbs/r-TUMOUR-FACE-TESTICULAR-CANCER-ULTRASOUND-large570.jpg)

;D I was damn sure it's a supernatural vision of Jimmy Swaggart............

(http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/Jimmy%20Swaggart_2004-09-29.jpg)

Am I wrong?
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: Hominid on November 05, 2011, 01:06:28 PM
Pretty close dude...
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 05, 2011, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: Hominid on November 05, 2011, 01:06:28 PM
Pretty close dude...

Does that mean Swaggart is a dick, man?  ;D
Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: apnp on November 05, 2011, 04:50:35 PM
I'm thinking Frodo...
(http://images.hitfix.com/photos/600487/ElijahWoodFrodoTwoTowersLOTR_article_story_main.jpg)

Title: Re: That, and a pair of [bazaar] testicles.........
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 05, 2011, 11:29:17 PM
Quote from: apnp on November 05, 2011, 04:50:35 PM
I'm thinking Frodo...
(http://images.hitfix.com/photos/600487/ElijahWoodFrodoTwoTowersLOTR_article_story_main.jpg)



Yeah, that's a good one.