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Miscellaneous What-Have-You => That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting => Topic started by: Klaus Korters on October 25, 2011, 05:40:24 PM

Title: Shoplifting
Post by: Klaus Korters on October 25, 2011, 05:40:24 PM
Announced today!
Statistics taken have shown the most shoplifted item to be in the UK........
Yep cheese!
Don't know where these kids are going wrong, man.
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Caesar dude on October 25, 2011, 05:54:21 PM
Yeah dude....the cheese and meat is security tagged in my local Tescos.... no joke!

WTF is going on with the kids of today?
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: meekon5 on October 25, 2011, 06:29:31 PM
I blame the educational system myself, it just doesn't instill any ambition any more.
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Klaus Korters on October 25, 2011, 06:31:38 PM
can you get a cheese rush?
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Caesar dude on October 25, 2011, 06:35:01 PM
Only if you inhale dude.....
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: meekon5 on October 25, 2011, 06:35:12 PM
I tend to get the opposite.
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Klaus Korters on October 25, 2011, 06:40:26 PM
I'll try that instead of the cheese suppository :o
maybe the wrong dairy product M5
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Caesar dude on October 25, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Yeah man.... use your actual Dutch cross pollinated Gouda with a bit of Edam for that natural high....you're clearly doing it wrong.... ;)
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Klaus Korters on October 25, 2011, 07:01:39 PM
 ;D
yeah thanks man I'll ignore that strange dude at the farmers market next time, real cheesey high, my arse!
added to the shopping list.
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: BikerDude on October 25, 2011, 09:12:10 PM
Cheese?!
The word itself makes me uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: apnp on October 26, 2011, 12:48:30 AM
Well, ya GOTTA steal it, when it's never in stock!

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=CA#/watch?v=uT3OQECSDoQ
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 26, 2011, 04:01:30 AM
Quote from: Klaus Korters on October 25, 2011, 05:40:24 PM
Don't know where these kids are going wrong, man.

They're being influenced by bird gang punks who think stealing should be a way of life..............

Caught in the act! ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0

This aggression will not stand, man!
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: Landshark on October 27, 2011, 03:26:04 AM
I heard awhile back that when shoplifting increases it shows the economy is improving. The idea is people are more likely to shoplift when they feel their jobs are secure.

Sounded like a bunch of crap to me.
Title: Re: Shoplifting
Post by: meekon5 on October 27, 2011, 05:30:59 AM
Quote from: Landshark on October 27, 2011, 03:26:04 AM
I heard awhile back that when shoplifting increases it shows the economy is improving. The idea is people are more likely to shoplift when they feel their jobs are secure.

Sounded like a bunch of crap to me.

I suppose people are more likely to pinch food when the economies bad and white goods when it's doing better (believe me fridges, freezers, the stories I've heard, like the guy arrested walking down the Edgeware Road with a whole rack of clothes he'd just walked out of BHS with).