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Title: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Caesar dude on October 02, 2011, 11:52:22 AM
I live in the East of England and the thermometer in my car has just stunned me by reading 31 degrees centigrade!

Now I don't mind the heat in fact I love hot sunny weather.... but this is October dudes! The temperature should be around 12 Centigrade!

We have clear blue tropical skies and beaming sunshine.....my plants have started flowering flowering (that was originally a mistake but I like the error!)  for the second time this year....and I have a suntan!


WTF is going on dudes? I know you had ridiculous weather this year in the States all summer....is it cooling down now over there?

I remember a few years ago the scientists said we should expect this in maybe 2030....but this is just crazy!

Global warming or climate change is surely happening no matter what the cause...hey I'll save on my gas and electricity bills for sure! 8)

Hot sweaty peace to you all. 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: apnp on October 02, 2011, 12:47:04 PM
I'm in middle-Alberta, and we hit 32 a week ago.  Hottest day of the year!  Sweatty balls in Autumn...  ???
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 02, 2011, 09:24:44 PM
Quote from: thinkingdude on October 02, 2011, 08:41:51 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on October 02, 2011, 11:52:22 AM
I live in the East of England and the thermometer in my car has just stunned me by reading 31 degrees centigrade!

Now I don't mind the heat in fact I love hot sunny weather.... but this is October dudes! The temperature should be around 12 Centigrade!

We have clear blue tropical skies and beaming sunshine.....my plants have started flowering flowering (that was originally a mistake but I like the error!)  for the second time this year....and I have a suntan!


WTF is going on dudes? I know you had ridiculous weather this year in the States all summer....is it cooling down now over there?

I remember a few years ago the scientists said we should expect this in maybe 2030....but this is just crazy!

Global warming or climate change is surely happening no matter what the cause...hey I'll save on my gas and electricity bills for sure! 8)

Hot sweaty peace to you all. 8) 8) 8)

Well I trump up to a new climate change that's long over due. I cannot believe the global warming farce we had some cold arse winters here in wisconsin the state of three seasons shiver, sweat, and construction When they stop drumming up excuses (oh crap a string of mild weather lets call it global cooling), and then harp global warming it will then make sense.

Weird map:

http://govtslaves.info/2011/03/23/us-navy-map-of-the-future/

~thinkingdude

Well, dude, we just don't know; I thought we were going to have "global cooling" according to the "experts".........

Climate Science: Noted scientists at a Chicago climate conference declare that global warming is not only dead, but that the planet faces a big chill for decades to come. What about those frozen wind turbines?

 See - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2518608/posts

A REAL Inconvenient Truth ? 100 Reasons Why Global Warming Is NOT Man-Made

 See - http://www.varight.com/news/a-real-inconvenient-truth-100-reasons-why-global-warming-is-not-man-made/

(http://austrianeconomists.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/the_cooling_world_newsweek_2.jpg)

(http://www.appinsys.com/globalwarming/GW_HISTORY_files/image002.jpg)

(http://socioecohistory.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/time-magazine-april-1977.jpg)

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID31244/images/Time-Global-Cooling.png)

(http://rlv.zcache.com/whatever_happend_to_global_cooling_tshirt-p235573941475988531qrja_400.jpg)

This is just like my opinion, man.






Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Caesar dude on October 02, 2011, 09:30:43 PM
Now don't yah get going all politicalising on me here....I said it's FUCKING HOT for October....and I said I don't give a fuck if it's man made or whatever!

Phew! My sweaty salty balls dudes!

Give it a few weeks and we'll be freezing those  nuts off I know I know I know...global cooling my little pingus :) :)
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 02, 2011, 10:13:01 PM
 ;D .........

"I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher."

- A. N. Wilson
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Hominid on October 03, 2011, 01:08:59 AM
VAGINA!!!!

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Blame Hannahdude.

It's all sunspots man. I saw a correlation between sunspot activity and global temperatures over the last couple centuries... the match was uncanny. And, it's just, like, you know, my open onion, but there's unprecedented melting of the polar caps. And perma frost, is like - not permanent any more. It's turning into mud, you know, way up north.  Pipelines from the Yukon built on permafrost are having to be shored up...

The evidence is overwhelming. So (IMHO) the argument isn't whether the global temperature is cooling or warming, it's about the cause of the current warming trend. Is it us, or ol sol?
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Hominid on October 03, 2011, 01:29:50 AM
That's one fucking long read, but hey, you're the king of cut'n paste, right? Others may bitch, but it nails it square in the head, though it may be a bit reactionary.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 03, 2011, 04:50:56 PM
Quote from: thinkingdude on October 03, 2011, 09:55:43 AM
Quote from: Hominid on October 03, 2011, 01:29:50 AM
That's one fucking long read, but hey, you're the king of cut'n paste, right? Others may bitch, but it nails it square in the head, though it may be a bit reactionary.

I cannot blather as much everyone else here so I resort to cut, copy, and paste. Yes that's MY roll. If dudes don't like it. Whatever. It's just like there opinion man. The Dude Abides. Peace.

~thinkingdude

Certainly nothing wrong with pasting some material you want to share with the group mind, but when it's a long article that is formatted to read easily on the original webpage, it would be better to post just a few lines from the beginning of the article to let other dudes know what it's about, a sort of "teaser" paragraph with a link to the page where the rest of the article is to be found.

If you will notice, TD, your pasted article is one big difficult to read block of words. Hardly any dude will read it. It just looks unattractive to the eye. It's better to take the time to format it like this if it's a long article (or even a better way below)...............

This article sums it up....

Man-made orthodoxy is a dogma of coercion, bias, and junk science

by. Paul Joseph Watson

The very fact that the man-made advocates have to introduce such a far distant concept as race into a debate about scientific climate change makes it self-evident that their argument is inherently weak and vulnerable.

In an article we published in November about global warming being primarily caused by the sun, we commented somewhat tongue in cheek that people who express doubts about global warming would soon be compared to holocaust deniers by the media and other self-appointed cultural kingpins who demand total adherence to orthodox religion style beliefs about climate change.

Here's what we wrote:

The assertion that global warming is man made is so oppressively enforced upon popular opinion, especially in Europe, that expressing a scintilla of doubt is akin to holocaust denial in some cases.

Such is the insipid brainwashing that has taken place via television, newspapers and exalted talking heads - global warming skeptics are forced to wear the metaphoric yellow star and only discuss their doubts in hushed tones and conciliatory frameworks, or be cat-called, harangued and jeered by an army of do-gooders who righteously believe they are rescuing mother earth by recycling a wine bottle or putting their paper in a separate trash can. It's not longer a joke.

The Boston Globe's Ellen Goodman wrote an op-ed last week denouncing anyone who dares dissent against the God-like authoritative status of the IPCC UN report on climate change.

I would like to say we're at a point where global warming is impossible to deny. Let's just say that global warming deniers are now on a par with Holocaust deniers, though one denies the past and the other denies the present and future.

This assault betrays what's at the heart of the global warming agenda - a cadre of control freaks who can't respond to the overwhelming evidence that the Sun and other long term natural cycles are responsible for climate change and thus have to resort to vile propagandistic personality attacks to sway the court of public opinion.


(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif) The better way to post this article would be like this...............

This article sums it up....

Man-made orthodoxy is a dogma of coercion, bias, and junk science

by. Paul Joseph Watson

The very fact that the man-made advocates have to introduce such a far distant concept as race into a debate about scientific climate change makes it self-evident that their argument is inherently weak and vulnerable.

In an article we published in November about global warming being primarily caused by the sun, we commented somewhat tongue in cheek that people who express doubts about global warming would soon be compared to holocaust deniers by the media and other self-appointed cultural kingpins who demand total adherence to orthodox religion style beliefs about climate change.

Here's what we wrote:

:) See remaining article here - http://educate-yourself.org/cn/watsonglobalwarmingfascismhysteria15feb07.shtml
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Hominid on October 03, 2011, 05:07:45 PM
That's good forum etiquette, I agree...  that's why you get paid the big bucks.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: meekon5 on October 03, 2011, 05:23:13 PM
Quote from: Hominid on October 03, 2011, 05:07:45 PM
That's good forum etiquette, I agree...  that's why you get paid the big bucks.

DB volunteers (doesn't get paid for this), the rest of us just tried to explain but got ignored.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 04, 2011, 05:06:23 AM
Awesome, TD. Yeah, I think that more people will read you posts if your format them like the abbreviated version and then link it to the rest of the article on the website it came from. It's not like we are going to run out of room in any given thread, but linking seems to be the preferred nomenclature and chat board etiquette.

Thanks, mang! (http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Zen Dog on October 04, 2011, 02:02:21 PM
No such thing as the wrong kinda weather.Shit,I never know what time of year it is anyway.
This is fuckin England man.We get it all in one day any how.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: cckeiser on October 04, 2011, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on October 04, 2011, 02:02:21 PM
No such thing as the wrong kinda weather.Shit,I never know what time of year it is anyway.
This is fuckin England man.We get it all in one day any how.

I hear you got one season over there...the Rainy Season! The coast of Washington State is like that as well...pretty much rains every frickin day. I was a choker setter for a few months in Longview...never did dry out completely while I was there. 8)
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: A.B. Dude on October 04, 2011, 03:26:04 PM
It's 71F here today, and honestly this dude doesn't give a fuck as long as I have some weather appropriate clothes to wear. Besides, in 3 weeks it's going to be a high of 40F and then once we get into Jan-Feb it's going to be in the negatives.

Enjoying this shit while it lasts.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Caesar dude on October 04, 2011, 04:04:15 PM
QuoteI was a choker setter for a few months

What's a choker setter? Is that some kind Eastern thing?  ??? ;D
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 04, 2011, 06:17:48 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on October 04, 2011, 02:02:21 PM
No such thing as the wrong kinda weather.Shit,I never know what time of year it is anyway.
This is fuckin England man.We get it all in one day any how.

:o Well, I would call a tornado chasing my ass down the street as "the wrong kinda weather."  ;D

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FUIq7BUMM6M/TbvRg_-QhPI/AAAAAAAAJyY/xHfi5SPrC8s/s1600/tornado.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OhoWwKw1MwY/TbvRZgX6ktI/AAAAAAAAJxg/QfFsww6jP-M/s1600/13tornado-blog.jpg)

Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: cckeiser on October 04, 2011, 09:49:09 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on October 04, 2011, 04:04:15 PM
QuoteI was a choker setter for a few months

What's a choker setter? Is that some kind Eastern thing?  ??? ;D

Far from it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_setter

As if you couldn't do a web search yourself! 8)
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: meekon5 on October 11, 2011, 10:21:19 AM
From NASA on the warming and cooling effect:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/upsDownsGlobalWarming.html
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: cckeiser on October 11, 2011, 11:57:16 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on October 11, 2011, 10:21:19 AM
From NASA on the warming and cooling effect:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/upsDownsGlobalWarming.html

Yep, people seem to forget the "Global" in Global Warming and just look out their door and say it's fuckin' cold! Not much we can do about hoopleheads.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: meekon5 on October 11, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
Actually the south of England will become colder during global warming because the Gulf Stream will move away from the south coast and stop warming the coastal regions, so as the globe warms up the coast will cool down.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: BikerDude on October 11, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
I just don't know.
But on face value the denial of global warming makes perfect sense. Just like the tobacco companies denying addiction. Corporations are going to fight against having restrictions and carbon credits etc etc.
But I just can't see why all these scientists would all get together to invent global warming if it didn't exist.
What is the motive?
No matter how you cut it we are fucking up the air and water. The exact details seem somewhat irrelevant. 
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: cckeiser on October 11, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
There's a simple solution to Global Warming...if it gets too hot...create a Nuclear Winter. Just kick some dust into the atmosphere to cool things off.

Of course...as always...that's just like my opinion dudes. 8)
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Zen Dog on October 12, 2011, 07:39:57 PM
Fuck it.
I was looking forward to global warming 'cos I thought I wouldn't have so far to go to the seaside.
Now I know that the beach is gonna get colder,I may as well fuckin' retire to Spain anyhow.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: meekon5 on October 13, 2011, 06:43:14 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on October 11, 2011, 10:21:19 AM
From NASA on the warming and cooling effect:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/upsDownsGlobalWarming.html

Sorry and this one as well:

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/GISSTemperature/giss_temperature2.php
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: meekon5 on October 13, 2011, 10:48:54 AM
Quote from: thinkingdude on October 13, 2011, 09:25:22 AM

...So the question remains which side of the earth will we be at when the mass solar flares hits us next summer?


to cross post from another thread:

Quote from: meekon5 on October 10, 2011, 01:02:36 PM
New shite that has just come to light (to me anyway):

Quote from: 2012: No Killer Solar Flare

Before we go jumping to conclusions, take a step back and think this through. Like most of the various ways the world is going to end in 2012, the possibility of the Sun blasting out a huge, Earth-damaging solar flare is very attractive to the doomsayers out there. But let's have a look at what really happens during an Earth-directed solar flare event, the Earth is actually very well protected. Although some satellites may not be?


More available here (http://www.universetoday.com/14645/2012-no-killer-solar-flare/)

Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Zen Dog on October 13, 2011, 03:21:37 PM
Was watching a thing on discovery this forenoon.Apparently,the Mayan calender started in 5,200BC which is the same time that Oetzi got deep frozen in the Alps.It happened so quick that flora was freeze dried in Peru.As the chap died with an arrow in his back it was a result all round,just a pity he didn't carry any I.D.Could have penalised  his  aggresors descendants.you know, just for a laugh on Time Team.
My point is.........................................................................damn.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Kit on October 13, 2011, 10:54:34 PM
I live in the middle of the Sonoran Desert in a little town called Gilbert, AZ.
We are small but we have a great bowling alley. A Brunswick Zone XL with a super AC  system.

Anyway, I was just thinking of how grateful I was that it's cooled down to 98? F that's 37? C for you Dudes across the pond. I'm just happy for a day that is below 100? F.

Soon I'll be able to ride my bike without having heat stroke.

Of course then I have to figure out how to ride my bike with my bowling ball and shoes down to the lanes.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: Hominid on October 13, 2011, 11:23:35 PM
Hey Kit, welcome to our little beach party. Grab an oat soda and pull up a rug. We kinda like newcomers... the blathering brings new shit to light...
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: hannahdude on October 21, 2011, 06:37:48 PM
I live in Southern California and cannot complain of sweating balls, even if I had a sack. In my mind, however, I have balls as big as a pool hall's.
Title: Re: Fuck it's hot!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 21, 2011, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on October 21, 2011, 06:37:48 PM
I live in Southern California and cannot complain of sweating balls, even if I had a sack. In my mind, however, I have balls as big as a pool hall's.


Swim naked, it's very dude like.  ;D