The Dude Abides on a Piece of Toast (http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)
In what can only be described as miraculous, the holy image of The Dude, the central character from popular Coen brothers film The Big Lebowski, has appeared on a piece of toast in the Midwest.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1l532yJZ1qf8ycx.jpg)
More here (but not too much more) - http://www.thetawdrytypist.com/post/4291947571/dude-abides
perhaps the shop can look into creating a toaster that imprints the dudes features. then the dude can literaly abide in all of us.
or until the next time you need to go to the toilet at least ;-)