A couple friends recently took the "Gallon Challenge", and one requested that I perform a small Dudeist blessing to help with his nervousness. For anyone that doesn't know, the Gallon Challenge is attempting to drink a whole gallon of milk in one hour and to keep it all down. Much more difficult than it might sound.
I had less than an hour to come up with something, but I think it worked. I chose to read a slightly tweaked version of Chapter 7 from the Dude De Ching:
The Gallon Challenge is everlasting because it does not have a point.
In this way, you:
Make your point at the end and find that you made it at the beginning.
Chug casually down the gallon, and endure the burps and stomach flutters.
Because if you do not put yourself over the line, you will not enter a world of pain.
I would post a picture, but I apparently can't post links. Oh well.
Quote from: Grizzle on September 17, 2011, 10:45:02 AM
...I would post a picture, but I apparently can't post links. Oh well.
Don't worry Grizzle. give it a few more posts then the restriction is lifted.
Basically the board had loads of problems with spam so this stops most of it.
BTW welcome.
...might there be a caucasian version of this challenge?
See that sounds like far too much work to me.
;D
...ya, lifting that much ambrosia at once would surely be what puts the heave in heaven! :D
Quote from: meekon5 on September 17, 2011, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: Grizzle on September 17, 2011, 10:45:02 AM
...I would post a picture, but I apparently can't post links. Oh well.
Don't worry Grizzle. give it a few more posts then the restriction is lifted.
Basically the board had loads of problems with spam so this stops most of it.
BTW welcome.
Thanks, friend.
I don't know about any caucasian version of the challenge. Can't really imagine anything involving chugging as much caucasians as possible would end very well. Honestly, the gallon challenge itself doesn't seem all that dude-ish to me. But the friend that requested the blessing is a very good friend and certainly appreciates what the Dude stands for, so I was happy to oblige.