I hear a lot of shit lately about the dude and his philosophy, his world view, the Zen of the dude, the meaning of this statement, or that statement; all good shit, but I see the dude in a simple light. To sum up the dude and his method of taking on life on this fucked up planet, I would say that you can state it as................
Abide and conquer.
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That's just like my opinion, man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Maybe he's talking about his rug...
Andrea, you're out of your element here.
Is this a....what day is this?
shut the fuck up, Donnie
Whats this "conquer" shit, whats this bullshit?!, I dont fuckin care, it dont matter to Jesus, but you're not foolin me man, you dont fool Jesus, is bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!
Woooo you got a date Wednesday baby!!
Are you ready to be fucked, man?
You mean coitus?
He's going to fix the cable?
Quote from: Turtle on June 06, 2008, 05:01:07 AM
Whats this "conquer" shit, whats this bullshit?!, I dont fuckin care, it dont matter to Jesus, but you're not foolin me man, you dont fool Jesus, is bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!
Woooo you got a date Wednesday baby!!
Dude, that's just the stress talkin', man.
Example......
The dude meets the big Lebowski, the fat bastard stonewalls the dude, so the dude relaxes, comes up with a plan, speaks his dude like wisdom..."ah, fuck it," and then strolls out with one of the big L's servants carrying one of big L's rugs out to the dude's car in which said rug will be used to tie his pad back together. Before long, El Dude is banging (in the parlance of our times) the big L's daughter. On the way out of the big L's pad, he cops a feel on Bunny and is invited to avail himself of her able lips....
This is a classic example of the dude's wisdom and deep Zenness as he abides and conquers.
Forget about the fucking toe.
Quote from: Turtle on June 06, 2008, 05:01:07 AM
Whats this "conquer" shit, whats this bullshit?!, I dont fuckin care, it dont matter to Jesus, but you're not foolin me man, you dont fool Jesus, is bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!
Woooo you got a date Wednesday baby!!
Woo peed on the rug
Are you employed sir?
i am the walrus
Nothing is fucked
Nothing is fucked?! The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!!
Quote from: Turtle on July 04, 2008, 08:40:06 PM
Nothing is fucked?! The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!!
C'mon man, who're you gonna believe? Those guys are--we dropped off the damn money--ahh
WE!!!?
Brandt....give him the envelope.
Quote from: Turtle on July 06, 2008, 03:45:52 AM
Brandt....give him the envelope.
My god sir, I will not abide another toe.
Forget about the fucking toe!
You wanna toe? I can get you a toe, dude, believe me, there are ways,
you don't wanna know about it.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. WITH nailpolish!
Fuckin Amateurs!
This is our concern, dude
her life is in your hands
can you confirm or disconfirm these were the rug peers, and please be careful...we have a beverage here, man
It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 08, 2008, 07:15:43 AM
Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
It's a league game..................