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The Limber Mind Library => The Dudeku Book => Topic started by: apnp on August 28, 2011, 02:57:28 PM

Title: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on August 28, 2011, 02:57:28 PM
dude counts up to five
then dude counts up to seven
then it's five again

.
.
.

then it's five again
dude starts to open eyelids
to see what's out there

...

(that'd be:  to see what's out there...)
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 01, 2011, 08:00:18 PM
to see what's out there
requires there to be here
but here is not there
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 03, 2011, 12:53:04 PM
but here is not there
to two too crossed eyes seeing
one rug abiding
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 04, 2011, 03:11:46 PM
one rug abiding
steps upon patterned surface
sitting positions
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 05, 2011, 11:19:54 AM
sitting positions
dude's blathering monkey mind
taking it easy

(...feel free to tag it, mang...)
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 06, 2011, 12:39:59 AM
taking it easy
don't let the sound of your own
wheels drive you crazy

(let that wheel roll away, dude, ...tag me!)
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 07, 2011, 12:51:26 AM
wheels drive you crazy
unspoken entirely
I am the walrus
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 10, 2011, 03:28:53 PM
i am the walrus
(Odobenus rosmarus)
lover of oysters
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 10, 2011, 07:59:33 PM
lover of oysters
passion ignites when taken
calmer than you are

calmer than you are
cream vodka and kalhua
becomes caucasian
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 11, 2011, 02:03:10 PM
becomes caucasian
rushing blankly out of black
perhaps menshevic
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: hannahdude on September 11, 2011, 03:28:00 PM
parenting with dude
yelling less, laughing often
caucasians help me
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 12, 2011, 01:00:32 AM
 :D

caucasians help me
ascend mountains and a void
crashing into planes
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 12, 2011, 11:15:33 PM
crashing into planes
flying on the ground is wrong
stop, hey, what's that sound
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 14, 2011, 12:53:28 AM
stop, hey, what's that sound
"Where's the money, Lebowski?"
rude awakening
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 14, 2011, 11:22:15 PM
rude awakening
fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling
effortless effort
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 15, 2011, 11:00:35 PM
effortless effort
less ef fort less ef fort less
shut th'eff up, Donny
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 17, 2011, 05:21:20 PM
shut th'eff up, Donny
nothing labors greater than
does the female form
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 17, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
does the female form
make you uncomfortable
Mr. Lebowski
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 25, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
Mr. Lebowski
They peed on your fuckin' rug
Nihilists! Fuck me!

Nihilists!  Fuck me!
Darkness warshed over the Dude
There was no bottom
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on September 30, 2011, 01:56:42 AM
There was no bottom
beginning endless meaning
abide is a verb
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 30, 2011, 02:31:20 AM
The art studio.
Flying naked above it.
The vaginal art.
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on September 30, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
The vaginal art

Should be scrutinised daily

Nothing tastes as fine
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 01, 2011, 07:11:34 PM
 :P

Nothing tastes as fine
Nevermind nihilism
Vaginas are whole
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 05, 2011, 12:55:35 AM
Vaginas are whole
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
Vaginas abide
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 07, 2011, 01:08:33 AM
Vaginas abide
Pairs of right-thing testicles
Man: you all jerk-offs

:o

Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 10, 2011, 03:38:03 PM
Manual jerk-offs
I'm just helping her conceive
Thoughtful donations
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 16, 2011, 04:07:42 PM
Thoughtful donations
Taking a rug off the wall
Pulls rooms together
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: cckeiser on October 16, 2011, 04:19:24 PM
eventually;
everything emotional,
ends en emptiness.

(alliterative 6 word memoir haiku) 
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 16, 2011, 04:32:25 PM
(hot damn, a sub-species!!)

ends en emptiness
to begin the nth degree
meaning between lines
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: cckeiser on October 16, 2011, 04:44:49 PM
Quote from: apnp on October 16, 2011, 04:32:25 PM
(hot damn, a sub-species!!)

ends en emptiness
to begin the nth degree
meaning between lines

Shit dude...fuckin' interesting!
If you google your haiku you get all these links to follow up on...fuckin' interesting dude...fuckin' interesting!
http://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&ix=c1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=ends+en+emptiness%0Ato+begin+the+nth+degree%0Ameaning+between+lines
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 16, 2011, 05:05:41 PM
wow, on page three there's a link to a Barton Fink page... a regular smorgasborg of free association entanglements to be sure!
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 17, 2011, 09:02:01 PM
meaning between lines
a simulacrumb of thought
falls into the crack
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on October 18, 2011, 12:10:33 PM
Falls into the crack

That is vaguely vaginal

I like your style

Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 19, 2011, 02:06:23 AM
Am I the only
one around here who gives a
shit about the rules? 

( :-*)
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on October 19, 2011, 01:07:52 PM
Rules? There are rules? This isn't Nam you know! ;)
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 19, 2011, 05:41:35 PM
Leads, ha ha ha, leads!
Sure, the boys in the crime lab.
Working in shifts, leads!
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 21, 2011, 09:08:09 PM
Working in shifts leads
Dudes' circadian rhythms
Into dark cycles
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on October 22, 2011, 07:03:16 PM
Into dark cycles
Fuck it dude, let's go bowling
The tournament nears
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on November 17, 2011, 11:57:43 PM
The tournament nears
tall men with tendonitis
prepare for battle
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on December 03, 2011, 05:15:12 PM
prepare for battle
find something worth fighting for
give to enemy
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on December 04, 2011, 09:29:42 PM
Give to the enemy

Nothing but succour

Once they are slain
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on December 21, 2011, 11:12:19 AM
Once they are slain ( )
unspoken syllables vie
to mark it zero/eight
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Rev. Ed C on December 21, 2011, 11:41:47 AM
To mark it zero/eight
Whether over line or not
This question runs deep
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: milnie on December 21, 2011, 11:47:16 AM
this question runs deep
my thinking has been too uptight
observe regime for limber mind
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on December 21, 2011, 05:27:31 PM
Observe regime for limber mind

But don't get hung up

Marmots in the tub
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Rev. Ed C on December 22, 2011, 04:23:51 AM
Marmots in the tub
The johnson is in danger
Foam is little help
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on January 01, 2012, 05:38:19 PM
Foam is little help
lathering the blathering
over a latte
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Tripnastic on January 02, 2012, 01:38:09 PM
Over a latte

Where nail polish is discussed

buddies died in muck
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on January 02, 2012, 10:10:57 PM
Buddies died in muck

I can never forget that

I am just Walter

Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: cckeiser on January 02, 2012, 11:04:37 PM
By Rev Ed C
I am just Walter
I fought for right to speak aloud
Fuck your clientele

Fuck your clientele
I'll bring toe by three p.m
Complete with polish

Complete with polish
Lazy afternoon painting
Sitting by the pool

By cck
Sitting by the pool
Green nail polish is applied
Nihilist doesn't care

by Rev Ed C
Nihlist doesn't care
From chaos and order come
Sweet oblivion

cck trying to unfuck the fucked! ;D
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Caesar dude on January 02, 2012, 11:28:31 PM
I give up. It's your roll cck...I thought we'd all got the tag concept....you probably have it right...I just can't see it...
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Rev. Ed C on January 03, 2012, 04:47:00 AM
*tag from CD*

I am just Walter
I fought for right to speak aloud
Fuck your clientele

Fuck your clientele
I'll bring toe by three p.m
Complete with polish

Complete with polish
Lazy afternoon painting
Sitting by the pool

*tag to CC*

*tag back from CC*

Nihlist doesn't care
From chaos and order come
Sweet oblivion
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 03, 2012, 06:13:40 AM
What about the toe?
Mindful not of fucking toe.
A toe by high noon.
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: cckeiser on January 03, 2012, 07:30:47 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 02, 2012, 11:28:31 PM
I give up. It's your roll cck...I thought we'd all got the tag concept....you probably have it right...I just can't see it...
I'm sorry, was I over the line here? ???
Are there rules?
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: cckeiser on January 03, 2012, 07:54:23 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on January 03, 2012, 07:30:47 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 02, 2012, 11:28:31 PM
I give up. It's your roll cck...I thought we'd all got the tag concept....you probably have it right...I just can't see it...
I'm sorry, was I over the line here? ???
Are there rules?
DUH!! I get it now...sorry...I'm a bit slow...must be the meds.
Need to start with your last line! Thanks Rev.Ed C!
Shit...now I fucked everything up!
Should I delete my post and start anew?
I can delete from my post on down and you guys can restart the tag?
What do you think?

Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 03, 2012, 08:30:53 PM
I didn't know either, thanks for the info, Rev., my bad. A sure sign that I need to down more oat sodas!
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: cckeiser on January 03, 2012, 09:08:35 PM
Sweet oblivion
Comes with Thai stick and coitus
Helping Maude conceive.
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Rev. Ed C on January 04, 2012, 03:54:07 AM
I was just bored between calls at work ;)  Also, there's been plenty of mishaps, but we're not so hung up on that sort of thing here :)

Helping Maude conceive
Both natural and zesty
Not scared of her form
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Rev. Ed C on January 09, 2012, 04:42:09 AM
Not scared of her form
But maybe of her artwork
And her English friend
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: milnie on January 12, 2012, 08:09:41 AM
and her english friend
damn limeys
this is not NAM!
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: Pater J on May 30, 2012, 11:02:14 AM
This is not Vietnam
She will not stand by her man
Will be a dutch wife
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: apnp on August 14, 2012, 02:17:15 AM
Will be a dutch wife
Pay own way at the movies
Eat popcorn and laugh
Title: Re: Dudeku Tag
Post by: john shaw on May 23, 2018, 02:39:50 AM
Quote from: apnp on September 14, 2011, 11:22:15 PM
rude awakening
fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling
effortless effort
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