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Title: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Turtle on May 25, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
Aloha this is Turtle in hawaii, just wanted to introduce myself and say whats up.
So I would like the company a nice-lookin dudette and im lookin for some techniques on how to approach the situation.

One-liners, pickup schemes, whatever, but make them good! Nuthin cheesy or undude.

Gotta be smooth.

K later.

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Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: DigitalBuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   ;D
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Andrea D. on May 26, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   ;D

Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Turtle on May 26, 2008, 09:13:28 PM
QuoteNice shoes, wanna have sex?


Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho.  ;D
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: DigitalBuddha on May 27, 2008, 12:01:59 AM
Quote from: Turtle on May 26, 2008, 09:13:28 PM
QuoteNice shoes, wanna have sex?


Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho.  ;D

;D

How about.........................

They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good. 

Or.........................

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: DigitalBuddha on May 27, 2008, 12:04:40 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on May 26, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   ;D

Hahahahahaha


Ha! How to deal with a smart ass in a bar, AD.............

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Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Turtle on May 27, 2008, 04:55:26 AM
Yeah I like the milk one,
the other one might get my ass kicked.
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Andrea D. on May 28, 2008, 01:10:40 PM
Well yeah.Now i can see that  it's a human myth about turtles that  hate sex. 
                   
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Turtle on June 01, 2008, 04:05:04 AM
Turtles hate sex?!  Wha? Wha?

HUH?!
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: Andrea D. on June 09, 2008, 11:49:49 AM
Man here's your post!!! :D
Title: Re: Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....
Post by: brandt on July 07, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
can I buy a drink or would you rather have the money?
often achieves a smile from those without the necessary means - the necessary means
Please, don't touch that............line
Thank You