Aloha this is Turtle in hawaii, just wanted to introduce myself and say whats up.
So I would like the company a nice-lookin dudette and im lookin for some techniques on how to approach the situation.
One-liners, pickup schemes, whatever, but make them good! Nuthin cheesy or undude.
Gotta be smooth.
K later.
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How about.........................
Nice shoes, wanna have sex? ;D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................
Nice shoes, wanna have sex? ;D
Hahahahahaha
QuoteNice shoes, wanna have sex?
Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho. ;D
Quote from: Turtle on May 26, 2008, 09:13:28 PM
QuoteNice shoes, wanna have sex?
Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho. ;D
;D
How about.........................
They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good.
Or.........................
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on May 26, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................
Nice shoes, wanna have sex? ;D
Hahahahahaha
Ha! How to deal with a smart ass in a bar, AD.............
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Yeah I like the milk one,
the other one might get my ass kicked.
Well yeah.Now i can see that it's a human myth about turtles that hate sex.
Turtles hate sex?! Wha? Wha?
HUH?!
Man here's your post!!! :D
can I buy a drink or would you rather have the money?
often achieves a smile from those without the necessary means - the necessary means
Please, don't touch that............line
Thank You