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Title: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 11, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
Just received "The Abide Guide" from Amazon, so to get into the mood, I drank 2 Caucasians. No half'n half in the house, so I used 1% milk.

I feel all dirty inside.

Fuck it! I'm having another one.
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: cckeiser on August 11, 2011, 03:47:29 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 11, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
Just received "The Abide Guide" from Amazon, so to get into the mood, I drank 2 Caucasians. No half'n half in the house, so I used 1% milk.

I feel all dirty inside.

Fuck it! I'm having another one.

Yo Hominid dude! You're in the right place dude...welcome to our beach party. 8)
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 11, 2011, 05:20:58 PM
Thanks Keiserama - I feel all warm and cozy now. Duderonomy DOES say milk is ok, so I guess it wasn't too un-dudely. I shouldn't let the dude's dogma shit all over my abiding...

Cheers!
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: cckeiser on August 11, 2011, 09:40:31 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 11, 2011, 05:20:58 PM
Thanks Keiserama - I feel all warm and cozy now. Duderonomy DOES say milk is ok, so I guess it wasn't too un-dudely. I shouldn't let the dude's dogma shit all over my abiding...

Cheers!

I just got back from bowling practice and made my white russian with skim milk. I do like cream better, but my waistline doesn't.
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 11, 2011, 10:11:01 PM
Gotcha...
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2011, 03:54:39 AM
Quote from: Hominid on August 11, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
Just received "The Abide Guide" from Amazon, so to get into the mood, I drank 2 Caucasians. No half'n half in the house, so I used 1% milk.

I feel all dirty inside.

Fuck it! I'm having another one.

Welcome, dude. The bar's over there.
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 20, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
K, here's the sitiation: I'm campin' in my tent trailer, and it's rainin' to beat the band. With this here laptop, I watched TBL yet again, but when I reached into my cooler, heck - all that ice terned inna water. So, I made what I call a "Castrated Caucasian".  That is, a White Russian with no ice. Made me shudder at first, but who am I to question a dude-inspired beverage? It's not like I walked into the middle of a fuckin' movie...

BTW - been waitin', but no hot MILF has asked me to engage in coitus. Puzzling...
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 21, 2011, 12:13:57 AM
Quote from: Hominid on August 20, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
K, here's the sitiation: I'm campin' in my tent trailer, and it's rainin' to beat the band. With this here laptop, I watched TBL yet again, but when I reached into my cooler, heck - all that ice terned inna water. So, I made what I call a "Castrated Caucasian".  That is, a White Russian with no ice. Made me shudder at first, but who am I to question a dude-inspired beverage? It's not like I walked into the middle of a fuckin' movie...

BTW - been waitin', but no hot MILF has asked me to engage in coitus. Puzzling...

Fuckin' eh, man, sounds like you have achieved, castrated or not!!

And dude, "coitus" is not the preferred nomenclature; "zesty coitus," please.  ;D
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 21, 2011, 04:08:38 PM
Oh, ya mean like the kind those dancin' bar girls would do to a cowboy durin' a gold rush?  I git the pitcher...
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 21, 2011, 05:09:08 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 21, 2011, 04:08:38 PM
Oh, ya mean like the kind those dancin' bar girls would do to a cowboy durin' a gold rush?  I git the pitcher...

Yeah, that's good one.  ;D
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Yvelysse on August 24, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
I think I'm in love
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: 4weeddude on August 24, 2011, 04:50:48 PM
Hi Yvelysse ...  lotta good rug here, welcome.
Quote from: Yvelysse on August 24, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
I think I'm in love
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 24, 2011, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: Yvelysse on August 24, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
I think I'm in love
My cowboy hat, boots, and rugged good looks do tend to turn the ladies heads to beat the band. But shucks, I's already dun hitched...
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: cckeiser on August 24, 2011, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: Yvelysse on August 24, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
I think I'm in love
Welcome dude! ;D
The bar is over there. 8)
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Yvelysse on August 25, 2011, 01:34:11 PM
ooooh bar?
*walks to the bar*
ohhhhh Jagermeister Yummy!
Vodka, the quicker fuckerupper, too!
Is it open bar?
*looks around at the guys thinking stuff she might not be allow to post :3*
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 25, 2011, 02:53:45 PM
I say let'r rip and see what happens! And, well, as far as "bar" is concerned, it's a known southern twang/accent thing that actually means "bear", not "bar". But then, shoosh, who am I to walk into the middle of anyone's movie?
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 25, 2011, 03:01:55 PM
I wouldn't worry about not using half&half, we don't even have such a... a... strange concotion over here in the UK (that I know of).  We just use milk.  I think the traditional way of turning a Black Russian into a white one is to use cream, but, that's too rich for my blood...

I make mine at home with soya milk, which is apparently known as the Asian Caucasian.
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Yvelysse on August 25, 2011, 03:20:06 PM
Liquid cocaine

a I MUST TRY this drink

1 part Bacardi? 151 rum
1 part Jagermeister? herbal liqueur
1 part Rumple Minze? peppermint liqueur

Chill over ice and pour


Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 25, 2011, 03:54:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 25, 2011, 03:01:55 PM
I wouldn't worry about not using half&half, we don't even have such a... a... strange concotion over here in the UK (that I know of).  We just use milk.  I think the traditional way of turning a Black Russian into a white one is to use cream, but, that's too rich for my blood...

I make mine at home with soya milk, which is apparently known as the Asian Caucasian.
1/2 & 1/2 is half heavy cream, half milk. Makes for a tasty beverage, but a bit over the top for some people.

Off topic here... how to I place a pin on the dude map in google maps?
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 25, 2011, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 25, 2011, 03:54:28 PM
Off topic here... how to I place a pin on the dude map in google maps?

Oh, man, it's been a while!  I think you might need to sign in on a google account.  I didn't have one, so I think I made a dummy... which I don't know how to get back into now :P

Try that! :)
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Hominid on August 25, 2011, 04:38:54 PM
I have an account, but nothin' obvious jumps out at me. I suppose it's better not advertising my exact location anyways...
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 25, 2011, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: Yvelysse on August 24, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
I think I'm in love

Welcome to our beach community!
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: cckeiser on August 25, 2011, 08:04:50 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 25, 2011, 03:54:28 PM


Off topic here... how to I place a pin on the dude map in google maps?

Sign in...hit Edit...post pin. I think you need to double click to add a comment.
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: cckeiser on August 25, 2011, 08:09:26 PM
Since I just recently discovered how to make my own Kahlua I been just sipping it straight over ice, or with my coffee...
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: Yvelysse on August 29, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on August 25, 2011, 08:09:26 PM
Since I just recently discovered how to make my own Kahlua I been just sipping it straight over ice, or with my coffee...

SHARE! Dammit lol  sorry for yelling *blush*
Title: Re: I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...
Post by: cckeiser on August 29, 2011, 10:30:27 PM
Quote from: Yvelysse on August 29, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on August 25, 2011, 08:09:26 PM
Since I just recently discovered how to make my own Kahlua I been just sipping it straight over ice, or with my coffee...

SHARE! Dammit lol  sorry for yelling *blush*

Oops! Sorry...I forgot not everyone knew where to find it.
http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=2408.msg20035#msg20035

Read all the way to the bottom. 8)