For all the stupid shit i'v done. This isnt even the tops. But as my luck has it this is what i got caught for. Air-duster gives you this weird buzz. But also affects your voice like helium, Walked around wallmart with it. Talking to people in the weird voice. Tell a kid not to do drug when he see me. Ask me if i am on drugs. I tell him for no good reason yes. Then i couldnt see straigh for a few. Like i looked into the sun. Triped over a bra stand. Aparantly i wonderd into the girls section in my blindness. Then i walked out. My freind get pulled over for a tail light. get questiond. He ask do you think telling a kid your on drugs is funny. This is after he as been an ass. And i'm not good at just listening to asses. So i go to jail. Which was boreing. But i got the padded cell. So i threw my self around for a few. Then moved to genral population.
Thats just back story. It took 6 cops to pull us over. Each one of them a reactinary of highest standards. Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.
Quote from: JonseyMcFly on August 01, 2011, 05:07:31 PM
Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.
Sounds like a lawsuit.
Quote from: Landshark on August 01, 2011, 05:13:15 PM
Sounds like a lawsuit.
Not worth the effort man, Not in red neck no were.
I just want to be done with them.
Quote from: JonseyMcFly on August 01, 2011, 05:07:31 PM
For all the stupid shit i'v done. This isnt even the tops. But as my luck has it this is what i got caught for. Air-duster gives you this weird buzz. But also affects your voice like helium, Walked around wallmart with it. Talking to people in the weird voice. Tell a kid not to do drug when he see me. Ask me if i am on drugs. I tell him for no good reason yes. Then i couldnt see straigh for a few. Like i looked into the sun. Triped over a bra stand. Aparantly i wonderd into the girls section in my blindness. Then i walked out. My freind get pulled over for a tail light. get questiond. He ask do you think telling a kid your on drugs is funny. This is after he as been an ass. And i'm not good at just listening to asses. So i go to jail. Which was boreing. But i got the padded cell. So i threw my self around for a few. Then moved to genral population.
Thats just back story. It took 6 cops to pull us over. Each one of them a reactinary of highest standards. Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.
Welcome to our beach community, dude. Pull up a rug and join the party.
Quote from: JonseyMcFly on August 01, 2011, 05:07:31 PM
Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.
Direct contravention of a basic human right, it would be fun to see if one of those "no win no fee" lawyers would pick that one up.
;D
The answer to his refusal is quite easy, just ask him "Would you refuse if I was a Muslim?"
(I can see the headlines now - Dudeist beaten to death by local police after questioning refusal to not list religion as "Dudeist")
This is the best post I've read in years!
I thought I had some stories.
Man oh Man. I can say for sure that I never got dusted and tripped over a bra stand.
"Wandered into the girls section while blind."
LMFAO!
My hat is off.
Lingerie Escapade ;D http://youtu.be/foFXj7pEj4g (http://youtu.be/foFXj7pEj4g)
Quote from: JonseyMcFly on August 01, 2011, 05:07:31 PM
For all the stupid shit i'v done. This isnt even the tops. But as my luck has it this is what i got caught for. Air-duster gives you this weird buzz. But also affects your voice like helium, Walked around wallmart with it. Talking to people in the weird voice. Tell a kid not to do drug when he see me. Ask me if i am on drugs. I tell him for no good reason yes. Then i couldnt see straigh for a few. Like i looked into the sun. Triped over a bra stand. Aparantly i wonderd into the girls section in my blindness. Then i walked out. My freind get pulled over for a tail light. get questiond. He ask do you think telling a kid your on drugs is funny. This is after he as been an ass. And i'm not good at just listening to asses. So i go to jail. Which was boreing. But i got the padded cell. So i threw my self around for a few. Then moved to genral population.
Thats just back story. It took 6 cops to pull us over. Each one of them a reactinary of highest standards. Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.
If I haven't said this before...I dig your style dude. 8)
Quote from: meekon5 on August 02, 2011, 07:52:34 AM
Direct contravention of a basic human right, it would be fun to see if one of those "no win no fee" lawyers would pick that one up.
;D
The answer to his refusal is quite easy, just ask him "Would you refuse if I was a Muslim?"
(I can see the headlines now - Dudeist beaten to death by local police after questioning refusal to not list religion as "Dudeist")
O the things we think of after the fact.
Quote from: BikerDude on August 02, 2011, 02:01:50 PM
This is the best post I've read in years!
I thought I had some stories.
Man oh Man. I can say for sure that I never got dusted and tripped over a bra stand.
"Wandered into the girls section while blind."
LMFAO!
My hat is off.
Quote from: cckeiser on August 02, 2011, 05:28:34 PM
If I haven't said this before...I dig your style dude. 8)
Thank you, I'm glad there is people that can Apreciate a good story. Instead of just call me retarded or so!
Quote from: cakebelly on August 02, 2011, 03:54:03 PM
Lingerie Escapade ;D http://youtu.be/foFXj7pEj4g (http://youtu.be/foFXj7pEj4g)
I am know addicted to this father ted.
Quote from: JonseyMcFly on August 01, 2011, 05:07:31 PM
For all the stupid shit i'v done.
I'm of the mind to say your quite normal >.>! No Joke no lie.
Just one lil thing, erm work on the clumsiness >.<