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Miscellaneous What-Have-You => What You're Blathering About => Topic started by: Busmum on July 21, 2011, 12:04:33 AM

Title: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 21, 2011, 12:04:33 AM
in response to a recent trend (of 3), we have decided to devote an entire thread to communicating like the recently invasive spam bots...

have fun, spam-ku, and mow more updates nicely cheese!  ;D
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 21, 2011, 12:07:27 AM
i am thanks to starting big happy fun talk. honeypots lack fish fins, cheerful google like cartoons, yes?  ;)
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Caesar dude on July 21, 2011, 10:03:58 AM
Cartoons are multi but lack fin cheese. Mow cows are speak of  lacking in faith. Happy funball is in cupboard awaiting honeypot. I am following close behind. Love taste awaiting national pride. xxx
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: meekon5 on July 21, 2011, 12:07:22 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients

This message is to inform you that we were unable to process your online banking account profile. This might be due to a recent change in your personal information.

Liebe Spielerin,
lieber Spieler,

Premium zu spielen, steht schon immer f?r mehr M?glichkeiten bei A.I. War, mehr Komfort und nicht zuletzt f?r mehr Spa? bei diesem Spiel. Jetzt kannst Du Dir diese Vorteile besonders g?nstig sichern, denn ab sofort bis zum 09.08.2011 um 01:00 Uhr (Serverzeit) l?uft unsere Ticket-Sommeraktion.

John Aboh
Our Ref: RDG/5875


I am Al, (Real name withheld for reasons of confidentiality) I am a Lawyer in the United Kingdom. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

Last two years, 20th of August 2008, a rich Swedish client of mine died with his wife in a plane crash.
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: meekon5 on July 21, 2011, 12:07:53 PM
I'm not quite getting this right am I?
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: cckeiser on July 21, 2011, 12:35:49 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on July 21, 2011, 12:07:53 PM
I'm not quite getting this right am I?
You mean there's a "right" way?
Ah fuck it dudes, lets go bowling. http://youtu.be/jiGZcFdjWWA ;D

Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 21, 2011, 12:56:07 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on July 21, 2011, 12:07:53 PM
I'm not quite getting this right am I?

you are doing superbly, my friend  ;)
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 21, 2011, 02:45:48 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on July 21, 2011, 10:03:58 AM
Cartoons are multi but lack fin cheese. Mow cows are speak of  lacking in faith. Happy funball is in cupboard awaiting honeypot. I am following close behind. Love taste awaiting national pride. xxx

National pride buttered by tea toast, near chips looking like sculpting earbud. How are cupboard lawyering updates spilled honeypots? I am to like happy funball with much fin cheese to share explicit!

oh man, i can barely contain my gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 21, 2011, 03:18:42 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on July 21, 2011, 12:07:22 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients

This message is to inform you that we were unable to process your online banking account profile. This might be due to a recent change in your personal information.

Liebe Spielerin,
lieber Spieler,

Premium zu spielen, steht schon immer f?r mehr M?glichkeiten bei A.I. War, mehr Komfort und nicht zuletzt f?r mehr Spa? bei diesem Spiel. Jetzt kannst Du Dir diese Vorteile besonders g?nstig sichern, denn ab sofort bis zum 09.08.2011 um 01:00 Uhr (Serverzeit) l?uft unsere Ticket-Sommeraktion.

John Aboh
Our Ref: RDG/5875


I am Al, (Real name withheld for reasons of confidentiality) I am a Lawyer in the United Kingdom. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

Last two years, 20th of August 2008, a rich Swedish client of mine died with his wife in a plane crash.

you are process in the confident of the United Kingdom lawyer crashes. How business is your confidential?
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 22, 2011, 01:23:09 AM
Chocolate cakeing gleams
protracting updated fin
many cheeses fall


Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 22, 2011, 01:51:18 AM
(http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/Photo15-1-1.jpg)

new updates sharing honeypot likely...to coincide492 and kaiwdkalaa...
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 22, 2011, 09:33:00 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! spam... (http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/images.jpg) musubi... makes about as much sense as battered sausages, but so tasty fun time!
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: cckeiser on July 22, 2011, 04:10:08 PM
Quote from: Busmum on July 22, 2011, 09:33:00 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! spam... (http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/images.jpg) musubi... makes about as much sense as battered sausages, but so tasty fun time!

That gives me an idea! How about chicken fried spam!?
Mmmm Mmmmm good! ;D
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 22, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on July 22, 2011, 04:10:08 PM
Quote from: Busmum on July 22, 2011, 09:33:00 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! spam... (http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/images.jpg) musubi... makes about as much sense as battered sausages, but so tasty fun time!

That gives me an idea! How about chicken fried spam!?
Mmmm Mmmmm good! ;D


you know, i'm kinda partial to the regular fried spam, sliced thin, on sourdough toast with butter.

now i hoping to see more updates is like cartoon, right?
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Caesar dude on July 23, 2011, 05:53:51 PM
lager spam beer fried

Sushi and currants fill me

Happy funball cheese.

Explicit times to be had with hairy rug. Many cheeses live in caves. I am mature like cheddar but soft as my wardrobe which lives in my twilight garden. Mow updates? :)
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on July 23, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
UPDATES:

i am agree with you many cheeses; twilight garden hosted wardrobe funball tomorrow with much toasts. be there! the mow will currants hugely!

:D
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: meekon5 on July 25, 2011, 06:57:24 AM
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Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: andy on July 26, 2011, 10:37:35 PM
Overly loved one,

Take greater unless ovens dribble plunk serenity. Slowly foreign dignity value partition land soul between barcode grill.

Farewell, ore tassel.
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: BikerDude on July 27, 2011, 03:36:28 PM
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"They misunderestimated me."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again."
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on August 18, 2011, 07:53:35 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on July 27, 2011, 03:36:28 PM
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"They misunderestimated me."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again."


wasn't president spam amazing?  and not really in a happy fun-time way  ::)
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on August 18, 2011, 08:00:05 AM
Sorry for have separating to mow updates thread. onion coffee pours unlike twilight garden cheesed!

@ Andy: nicely craft grill have tassels serenely  ;D
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 08:19:08 AM
we are look to plastic mobile cupping troll. has the tassle flying from to cheeses land hugely?
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Caesar dude on August 26, 2011, 08:38:33 AM
Don't you change the subject.  ;)

Mow updates using string thread tassles behind furry cupcakes I believe your honeypot's are overflowing with excess cream.

Trolls live under the arches of a clown (talking of ex presidentos) which we weren't so you must troll mow or less. Behive honey pots are landing nicely on cracked rear view mirrors.

Lurve to all yer dribbles.

8)
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 09:34:20 AM
the honeypot of my soul creamed nice is mowing updates daily  ;D

i am welcoming to your welcomes; the happy time fun ball is in your furry cupcaking  ;D :D ;D

spreaded honeypots back lurve cracking of rear view mirrors!

we must be mad!  8)
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: meekon5 on September 05, 2011, 12:45:24 PM
Quote from: QDB
#300391 (3194/3416)
<dessin> I got a spam email about a week back that slipped through my filter
<dessin> usually they don't get through, I get maybe one or two every year
<dessin> so I open up the headers and it turns out there's a yahoo account as the reply-to
<dessin> figured it's a long shot but I emailed it saying "stop sending me spam, asshole"
<dessin> turns out this guy is a complete dumbass and actually put his real email in the reply to - emails me back saying "fuck you, I'll spam who I want" and asking how I got his email and shit
<iggi> lol
<dessin> so I checked the headers again and found the IP that the email was sent from
<dessin> did a geoip lookup and got a pretty specific location in london, and found the local exhange from google maps
<dessin> and it was kinda out of the way in london so the exchange maybe covered 600 houses or so
<dessin> so I print off like 1000 leaflets saying "there is a spammer in your area, if you have any information please forward it to the police" and stuff
<dessin> took a train to london, two bus changes to the area
<iggi> wtf hahaha
<dessin> went round and posted the leaflets through every house in the area
<dessin> anyway this morning I get an email from the guy asking how I found his house and begging me not to tell the police
<iggi> ROFL HAHAHAHAHA!!
<iggi> massive overkill man
<dessin> I fucking hate spam :P

Here (http://qdb.us/300391).
Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: meekon5 on September 06, 2011, 08:58:09 AM
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Title: Re: spam botania
Post by: meekon5 on September 06, 2011, 11:44:25 AM
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