QuoteShe's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Hello Dudes! I am a father, blogger, brewer, family counselor, and Dudeist Minister. Babies are born Dudeist. Their preference for dairy beverages, lack of muscle tone, their disjointed sense of time... When they are little Dudeist, it makes it easy for us to be Dudeist as well. We lay around, smile often, and limit conversation to the most basic body functions. Then all of a sudden, they turn into little nihlists, and just as suddenly we find ourselves reactionary Big Lebowskis rather than Dudes. You can recognize us by our white knuckled grip on an oat soda. Strong men also cry.... strong men also cry..... At times like this it is helpful to turn to the book of Duderonomy and ask yourself, WWJD? What would Jeffrey do?
I dig your style dude!
Welcome to our nice quiet beach community dude. 8)
Thanks Dude! Do you have a little Lebowski?
No dude...no little Lebowskis.
(But I did write about one! ;D)
Have you had to mark it zero lately when dealing with your little Larry Sellers? Whether you leave the toilet seat up or have a special lady friend to help, raising little Lebowski's can be a challenge to your ability to just take it easy, man. If you find yourself acting like a Big Lebowski, remember that you are the Dude, dude. How do you keep your tribe running like a swiss fucking watch?
Dude dad here. Have been able to stay Dude fairly well, my little Dude is 12, he's pretty chill. Other than the having to take care of a little one, it doesn't get in the way of living Dude, worrying about food and babysitters for the ankle biter is temporary, I look forward to when he is a grown ass Dude, and can pay for his own oat sodas. That's when it will be extra cool.
And I dig your style Dude, pick any rug in the joint, bar's over there.