So. I drank some wine and got on 'craigslist'( do you know what that is or are you out of your element?) and I agreed to take in a 2 year old male green fucking iguana.
I've had reptiles before, small snakes, some lizards but I did not do my homework and now I am FUCKED.
These things are not something I can tame, they are fucking dangerous, man.
Shut the fuck up, Donny, you ARE out of your element.
I'm giving up booze becuase if I dont this thing could take off a few fingers at the joint, man.
Thems my 'dirty undies' for the month.
p.s. anybody wanna iguana?
That's a bummer, man.
Yeah man, iguanas are not very dudely pets. I had a friend who kept them, nasty smelly critters, and they never seem to dig the human style.
Good luck Dude, maybe time to go back on Craiglist and find another patsy, preferably a nihilist.
a nihilist, fucking A, man......
posting now.
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either. ;D
Quote from: cckeiser on June 29, 2011, 11:53:26 AM
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either. ;D
LMAO! Classic!
Quote from: cckeiser on June 29, 2011, 11:53:26 AM
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either. ;D
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Maybe you could make something out of it, like a belt or something.
No I'm...we're sympathizing here dude.
Truly truly the most UN-Dude 'pet' of all, Im scared shitless of this thing, man.
Hopefully it's going to an experienced Herp-guy today, he's bringing me a nice calm ol' corn snake, now THAT is more my style.
all gone, dudes happy now, gotta corn snake in my pocket.
Is that a corn snake in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me? ;D
Did the little bugger taste good at least?
thats a mezzuzah in my pocket and i AM glad to see you...
Hmm, what do you guys think is the most dudely pet ever? I would say a cat. Maybe a turtle.
Pets may be off topic here! I don't know if Hannah dude wanted the iguana to eat or what!? ;) (oh heavy sarcasm font would have been used here if we had one!)
Cats are clearly the dudeliest pets...cos if you ain't dudely around them then they WILL pee on your rug!
Peace dudes.
No pets. They're a distraction, cost money, and tie you down... Just my opinion man...
hey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
:D
Cats never tie you down unless they have a ball of wool in which case beware....because not only you but your entire house will be covered in said former sheep fur.....
Cats....hmmmm....
Peace dudes.
Quotehey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
nuts?
Quotehey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
a member of the petshop boys?
Peace n corny jokes! 8)
Quote from: Busmum on August 27, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
hey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
...richard gere?
Quote from: Busmum on August 27, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
hey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
...out of bananas?
;D
Quote from: Busmum on August 27, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
hey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
Too lazy to trim? ;D
Quote from: cckeiser on August 28, 2011, 01:13:27 AM
Quote from: Busmum on August 27, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
hey... is that a hamster in your pocket, or are you just...
Too lazy to trim? ;D
oh, that's brilliant cc ;D
(even though i think shaving and trimming is a fascist practice, it doesn't negate your damn funny quip!)
well done! :D
Whoa!
My friend has an Iguana. He brought it to the dorms once (which was against the rules, Mary had a little lamb quote there)
I didn't know they were such a hassle! He seemed to have only one problem with his. Keeping it warm enough. 0.0
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 27, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
Pets may be off topic here! I don't know if Hannah dude wanted the iguana to eat or what!? ;) (oh heavy sarcasm font would have been used here if we had one!)
Cats are clearly the dudeliest pets...cos if you ain't dudely around them then they WILL pee on your rug!
Peace dudes.
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 27, 2011, 07:18:47 PM
Cats never tie you down unless they have a ball of wool in which case beware....because not only you but your entire house will be covered in said former sheep fur.....
Cats....hmmmm....
Peace dudes.
I has Cats! OMG!
And the queen just had two more >.>
So *cough* my pet list is as follows
*Talis ~Queen and mother of most of the rest
*Dottie ~Queen#2 and mother of the rest minus 1
Bleach ~female kitten from a renters cats
Angel ~Female kitten/Dottie
Trevor ~Brother of Talis
*Spooky ~Son of Talis
*KungFu ~ " " "
*SonofPuss ~Son of Dottie
Fireball ~Son of Dottie
*Gulliver ~ " " "
Some of these are family pets. The one with the * are personally mine. I may have adopt the others if they get "left" behind. I srsly plan on traveling the world and moving back to California. I will take my babies with me.^^
not that anybody gives a shit, not even me but the damn iguana is gone and i think the best dude snakes are corn snakes, laid back, like to stretch out and look beautiful for our pleasure, eat whenever, poop less than that and are like living fucking jewels, at least my rare morphs are.
i'll never go back to any other kind of reptile. my dogs, lebowski and donny are pretty dude too, but shed like motherfuckers.
My Mum used to keep Tarantula's.
She used to let them wonder round the house in one of those transparent plastic hamster ball things (just in case there is any confusion with hamster testicles) I mean one of these:
(http://fajitamonologues.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/run-about-ball-hamster.jpg)
Only with one of these in it:
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41779000/jpg/_41779544_tarantula416.jpg)
i would think a sloth would be more the thing. or that elk that was in the news recently that got hammered on over ripe apples and had to be pulled out of a tree.
how the fuck does an elk get up a tree???
Quote from: milnie on October 07, 2011, 11:20:42 AM
i would think a sloth would be more the thing. or that elk that was in the news recently that got hammered on over ripe apples and had to be pulled out of a tree.
how the fuck does an elk get up a tree???
Link PLEASE!!! ;D
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999)
LOL ;D
Quote from: Caesar dude on October 07, 2011, 06:09:58 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999)
LOL ;D
Good find dude! ;D
Thankee
I seem to remember elephants getting drunk once a year while feasting on a certain fruit that fermented in their stomachs. One pic showed an elephant sleeping standing up, with his trunk wrapped around a tree.
There must be YouTube coverage somewhere...
In India and Sri Lanka there are "Toddy Farms" all over the forest (they cut into a certain tree and drain the sap which is then formented making Toddy!
However the Elephants can smell this and clearly like the taste as they are forever breaking up the stills getting smashed then go off rioting...a bit like our UK teens.
I always makes me laugh when I think of drunken elephants but they do sometimes kill the natives.
Last time someone offered me an iguana on craigslist.... fool me once...
I need to shower now..