Just so all the new dudes know, the "Administrator" nomenclature under digitalbuddha and my names are purely for maintenance functions only.
Neither digitalbuddha or I have any special insights into Dudeism; what it is or what it stands for, than any other dude on this forum.
Our Admin duties are to try and keep the forum as free of spam and spammers as possible and maybe add a new board or move a topic as the need presents itself.
Other than that our postings are just like our opinions dudes and carry no more or no less weight than any other dude anywhere at anytime in the history of Dudeism.
We are just the janitors dudes. 8)
And a jolly good job you two are doing as well. Thank you for a spam free board dudes.
Peace Dudes.
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Just so all the new dudes know, the "Administrator" nomenclature under digitalbuddha and my names are purely for maintenance functions only.
Neither digitalbuddha or I have any special insights into Dudeism; what it is or what it stands for, than any other dude on this forum.
Our Admin duties are to try and keep the forum as free of spam and spammers as possible and maybe add a new board or move a topic as the need presents itself.
Other than that our postings are just like our opinions dudes and carry no more or no less weight than any other dude anywhere at anytime in the history of Dudeism.
We are just the janitors dudes. 8)
This is all true, we are no more or no less dudes and than any of you other dudes. However, I do have special insights into the quality of In and Out Burgers due to the high amount that I consume and the close proximity to an In and Out Burger to my pad; those are good burgers, dudes.
We got a couple of wise janitors.
While I agree fundamentally, I would say not all opinions are justified, and some opinions are more Dude than others. I wouldn't call the Big Lebowski's opinions very Dudelike, but I think what CC is getting at, is all opinion holders are tolerated, maybe not their opinions or their aggression, but the holder of opinions the personage, er...lost my train of thought there.
Ah I think this is a ... well a ... and that's the way it should be.
Quote from: revgms on June 20, 2011, 04:29:32 PM
We got a couple of wise janitors.
While I agree fundamentally, I would say not all opinions are justified, and some opinions are more Dude than others. I wouldn't call the Big Lebowski's opinions very Dudelike, but I think what CC is getting at, is all opinion holders are tolerated, maybe not their opinions or their aggression, but the holder of opinions the personage, er...lost my train of thought there.
We also have the Dudely Lama and his wisdom to help guide the Dudeism thingie here, and of course, the ForumDude.
I don't know why, but I always thought The Dudely Lama WAS Forum Dude.
Mind = Blown
Quote from: Tripnastic on June 20, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
I don't know why, but I always thought The Dudely Lama WAS Forum Dude.
Mind = Blown
Correctomondo; I left out the "AKA" part...............
"and of course, AKA the ForumDude."
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 20, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Tripnastic on June 20, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
I don't know why, but I always thought The Dudely Lama WAS Forum Dude.
Mind = Blown
Correctomondo; I left out the "AKA" part...............
"and of course, AKA the ForumDude."
Just for the slow ones (me) so the Dudely Lama is Forum dude then?
No Olly is forumdude, an Benjamin is Dudely Lama.
jk
Are they not the same? Jezzzz, what the fuck do I know. Fuck it, both are dude like and therefore as one. Fuck it, I'm going bowling. ;D
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Are they not the same? Jezzzz, what the fuck do I know. Fuck it, both are dude like and therefore as one. Fuck it, I'm going bowling. ;D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 21, 2011, 11:18:14 PM
"both are dude like and therefore as one"
As we are all Dude like here does that mean we are all actually the same person and just talking to ourself then?
Dudes, Oliver Benjamin, one guy.
@ Meekon, yes.
I'm liking the all is as one dude vibe.....sort of reminds of the LGM in Toy Story....
Unidude :)
Peace
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Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 21, 2011, 11:18:14 PM
Are they not the same? Jezzzz, what the fuck do I know. Fuck it, both are dude like and therefore as one. Fuck it, I'm going bowling. ;D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 21, 2011, 11:18:14 PM
"both are dude like and therefore as one"
As we are all Dude like here does that mean we are all actually the same person and just talking to ourself then?
Perhaps it can be seen as "one dude, many voices."
Quote from: revgms on June 20, 2011, 04:29:32 PM
We got a couple of wise janitors.
While I agree fundamentally, I would say not all opinions are justified, and some opinions are more Dude than others. I wouldn't call the Big Lebowski's opinions very Dudelike, but I think what CC is getting at, is all opinion holders are tolerated, maybe not their opinions or their aggression, but the holder of opinions the personage, er...lost my train of thought there.
How does that tie-in with what CC said? There doesn't appear to be a literal connection. Hmm.
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Er, thanks for clearing that up Sage CC 8)
That pretty much covers everything you need to get thru life I would say.....
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Are they not the same? Jezzzz, what the fuck do I know. Fuck it, both are dude like and therefore as one. Fuck it, I'm going bowling. ;D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 21, 2011, 11:18:14 PM
"both are dude like and therefore as one"
As we are all Dude like here does that mean we are all actually the same person and just talking to ourself then?
Perhaps it can be seen as "one dude, many voices."
oh shit-- did we just swerve into monotheism there?
"unidude" is pretty funny though ;)
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