I had a customer today that was way over the line dudes. She went on and on and on and on and on and just kept going............
I was trying to help her,,,,she was intimidated...I placated her...she became calm....then went ballistic again whenever she remembered that she'd been upset a few moments before...
She demanded my name.... I supplied my first name.....she wasn't happy...and went on and on and on and on again...
I was in the middle of "walking away" when my inner Walter demanded that I look over my shoulder and shout "FUCK OFF BITCH"!
She fucked off! I phoned my boss....who said and I take the time to quote his eloquence here.... " Oh Shit J., Email before she complains....oh and thanks for being honest!"
I might not have a job next week dudes...but I feel strangely calm and not at all bothered about the whole affair!
Fuck it dudes...lets go bowling!
Peace
poor cd, was this a face to face 'fuck off, bitch'?
wow, i've never been able to be confrontative before, sounds like it must have been somewhat exhilerating.
do you work retail? my husband works at 'guitar center' and for YEARS he's come home with story of people acting atrociously.
i persoanlly have never seen anhyone behaving badly, i mean, ive seen some crazy fucks but no one( aside from family) who was a total bitch. love to know more, and hope your job is safe. if i was that bitch it wouldnt be!
Quotehope your job is safe. if i was that bitch it wouldnt be!
LOL Hannah!
That's exactly what I'm worried about!!
http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=1148.0 (http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=1148.0)
I posted that 18 months ago!
Peace my friend.
That fucking bitch! Dude, she isn't worth it.
I'm proud of you sir. I wish witnesses were there to coroborate your dilema and what not. Hope it all works out.
Just after the Ladbroke Grove incident my mate Arthur was in the cab of a delayed train.
A passenger asked him if the delay was due to us killing someone else.
Arthur,who had boxed in the army,said nothing.He just got out the cab and decked the punter.
The BTP were involved.They advised the passenger to take the bus in future.
When I'm asked for my name,I gently explain that they can't have it as I'm still using it.
However,if they become extremely rude I do advise them to go forth and multiply.
I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore..
As an update to this earlier post.
I had a pre disciplinary hearing at which CCTV footage of the incident showed that I was acting under duress and that there was no case to answer.
Result!
Peace dudes.
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 21, 2011, 05:53:35 PM
As an update to this earlier post.
I had a pre disciplinary hearing at which CCTV footage of the incident showed that I was acting under duress and that there was no case to answer.
Result!
Peace dudes.
Sounds like an urban achievement. Way cool, dude. Continue to abide. 8)
That is GREAT news, Caesar Dude!
The customer is *not* always right. 'specially when the customer is a goddamn human paraquat.
One less thing to worry about, right? :D
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 21, 2011, 05:53:35 PM
As an update to this earlier post.
I had a pre disciplinary hearing at which CCTV footage of the incident showed that I was acting under duress and that there was no case to answer.
Result!
Peace dudes.
Great news Ceaser! On the update that is, not the original topic-sparker!
It's hard to give advice on how I handle difficult people, because mine prime skills come from a lifetime of being a non-retaliatory punching pag (metaphysical, that it). I'm not given to striking back, but that's a gift of being a spineless, pacafist peacemaker I know not many possess.
I admire your ability to come back from your justifiable anger at what was obviously a wholly unprompted barrage (as people like to do at front-line customer service monkies like you and I) and straighten things out like a level-headed dude, kudos! That was obviously the best way to handle is, as you've come up with a solid gold result!
Justice for the wronged-man! :D
Thank you guys for all your well wishing.... I'm willing to bet she won't come back again!
Cheers Dudes. :)
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 26, 2011, 07:35:24 AM
Thank you guys for all your well wishing.... I'm willing to bet she won't come back again!
Cheers Dudes. :)
haha-- if it were me, i'd come back again and ask for you... because we had a connection! :D
customer service can be the shits sometimes. i worked for nearly 5 years, taking anywhere from 100-200 phone calls a day from highly irate people (and rightly so, as their medical claims were not being paid). to this day, i abhor talking on the phone... and ironically enough, i'm back at that company in a different aspect... you got it, taking phonecalls again.
::) wtf just happened ???
My clientele is mostly crack heads, so customer service here involves telling them to fuck off. They usually have me handle the worst cases, as I can stay dude while I tell them to fuck off. I run an inner city scrap yard, recycling is not always pretty.
Grats on the outcome CD.
Quote from: revgms on August 26, 2011, 09:14:26 AM
My clientele is mostly crack heads, so customer service here involves telling them to fuck off. They usually have me handle the worst cases, as I can stay dude while I tell them to fuck off. I run an inner city scrap yard, recycling is not always pretty.
Grats on the outcome CD.
those fucking crack heads piss me off... at the school i used to work at, they would come and steal our aluminum picnic benches from the outdoor lunch area to cash in on the recycling... utter paraquats to steal from kids :-[
Quote from: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 09:28:13 AM
those fucking crack heads piss me off... at the school i used to work at, they would come and steal our aluminum picnic benches from the outdoor lunch area to cash in on the recycling... utter paraquats to steal from kids :-[
But, good news just in, it turns out Crackheads are recyclable. Just turn them in for a brainwash and detox and they're ready to be reused in the underground slave market! Don't throw out your crackheads, recycle them!
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 26, 2011, 12:32:31 PM
Quote from: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 09:28:13 AM
those fucking crack heads piss me off... at the school i used to work at, they would come and steal our aluminum picnic benches from the outdoor lunch area to cash in on the recycling... utter paraquats to steal from kids :-[
But, good news just in, it turns out Crackheads are recyclable. Just turn them in for a brainwash and detox and they're ready to be reused in the underground slave market! Don't throw out your crackheads, recycle them!
yep-- i do. i got one in prison right now, being recycled and refurbished for a whole new decade of mayhem. tho technically, she's a meth-head... i suppose that still counts?
I love me my drugs, but you gotta know what's what. Seriously dudes, don't do meth or opiates, they are not for partying or spiritual enlightenment. Those particular drugs will make you lose your Dudeness rather quickly. There is a whole lot of other information required for the other drugs out there, but those two are just bad news.
Play safe, stay Dude.
Quote from: revgms on August 26, 2011, 02:18:05 PM
I love me my drugs, but you gotta know what's what. Seriously dudes, don't do meth or opiates, they are not for partying or spiritual enlightenment. Those particular drugs will make you lose your Dudeness rather quickly. There is a whole lot of other information required for the other drugs out there, but those two are just bad news.
Play safe, stay Dude.
Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body :P
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!
I worked at a call center, one that made nation news for the wrong thing. Don't let it stress you. Cesar, remember you kept calming her down Kudos, She was the neurotic here. once she winds down she will not bother you again. as your bosses will note. You did calm her down, she just kept winding herself back up. This was not your doing.
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 26, 2011, 03:17:14 PM
Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body :P
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!
are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days :o
;D so, where's that conspiracy thread again? ;D
I work as a programmer.
I don't deal with the people. I don't have people skills.
That is Tom Smykowski's job.
Well he doesn't actually.. come to think of it what does he actually do?
Hmm.
Quote from: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 26, 2011, 03:17:14 PM
Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body :P
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!
are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days :o
;D so, where's that conspiracy thread again? ;D
Oh boy here we go.
If they were dumping stuff in the water all the woman would have Giant Boobs and be subservient pleasure bots.
Mind control of the populace would come in a distant second.
Quote from: BikerDude on August 26, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 26, 2011, 03:17:14 PM
Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body :P
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!
are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days :o
;D so, where's that conspiracy thread again? ;D
Oh boy here we go.
If they were dumping stuff in the water all the woman would have Giant Boobs and be subservient pleasure bots.
Mind control of the populace would come in a distant second.
well, you kinda do have a point, lol... can i stop sucking now? my jaw kinda hurts, and i need to change into a dry 52DD. but i'll keep going, if that's what you want. ;D
Quote from: Busmum on August 26, 2011, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 26, 2011, 03:17:14 PM
Are you kidding, I don't even put caffine in my body :P
I drink a lot of tap water... ooh, adventurous!
are you kidding? you're probably the biggest druggie of us all, considering what's being dumped into the tap water by the govt. these days :o
;D so, where's that conspiracy thread again? ;D
They.... put FLORINE in the water........
Now, Grp Capt Lional Mandrake, there was a Dude! See him stay calm and well-mannered, even in the face of a raving maniac like General Ripper? Or is that just a perfect portrait of an Englishman and an American? ;)
What's happened to my thread dudes???? 8)
Ed,without caffeine I wouldn't be awake enough to stop at Padd.
Today I had a little old lady trying to get into my cab to use the toilet. (The bathroom for our colonial cousins).
I kindly explained that it might have only one seat and smell like a public convenience but if she wanted to live one more day,she'd better fuck off and stop distracting me.
Caesar,there are a lot of threads dude
ah, yes. here's where we start the spin off about con-trails...
(http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/imagesqtbnANd9GcR1jaaRDkD_CDoeYwDhY.jpg)
http://www.newswithviews.com/Devvy/kidd257.htm
i think they need to up my xanax dose... i've been feeling a little edgy this week. 8)
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 26, 2011, 04:44:37 PM
What's happened to my thread dudes???? 8)
you have a thread? well, don't worry man. i'm sure we'll find it somewhere around here when we kick all the lazy bastards off the rug. btw, what was the irate customer so bent about in the first place?
;D topic awareness month ;D please, don't let this happen to your thread ;D
Zendog... classic :) My father hates grannies, and he's dreading becoming one in about 10 or so years... I think he wants me to arrange an "accident" before he gets like that.
And Ceaser... your thread? We're just testing you. Seeing how off-topic we can go and how much we can piss about before you blow your inner dude again. Consider it a training excercise in mellow.
*poke, poke, poke you in the head*
If you can abide us stupid fucks, you can abide even the most nasty customers out there ;D
I still want to discuss fire breathing penguins!
:) :)
Quote from: Caesar dude on August 27, 2011, 06:30:48 AM
I still want to discuss fire breathing penguins!
:) :)
Well, as we know, penguins eat a diet of fish. Fish live in a sea that's often been dumped in. It's not unlikely that a penguin could eat enough chemically tainted fish that a concoction of flammable liquids could form in their bellies and be ignited with a brief bought of the induced heartburn, causing a breath of flame.
BULLSHIT DETECTOR OVERLOADI mean... yeah, that would be cool. I'm sure Jeff Bridge's character from Surf's Up would look cool belching fire from a flaming sambuka 8)
look! those flaming bastards can fly!!!
hide your coi! hide your bass!!!
(http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/imagesqtbnANd9GcTi_uOanahn-23fWw4_G.jpg)
we are under serious threat of attack!!!!!!
Quote from: Busmum on August 27, 2011, 11:11:59 AM
look! those flaming bastards can fly!!!
hide your coi! hide your bass!!!
we are under serious threat of attack!!!!!!
Oh-no... too late. They found my bass!
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c16/rhed_c/basseatingpenguin.jpg)
and they plan to put it to good use...
(http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z380/busmum/bluegrassfirepenguins.jpg)
those feckers have infiltrated everything that is holy!
QuoteMy father hates grannies, and he's dreading becoming one in about 10 or so years
I spilt my oat soda laughing at that beauty! I'm stealing it and using it at every opportunity....and I meet a lot of old people in my job that this phrase will fit very aptly!
And what the fuck is going on with these bloody pingus??? I knew about the fire breathing ones but the AK 47 wielding are new to me! Shit! They may be preparing to hit the Cities soon dudes.... ;)
Peace dudes.
I once drank 2 flaming Lamborghini's to win a drinking contest.They took care of my nasal hair too.