Perjury nine! ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RegxuU8NOhs&feature=feedrec_grec_index
So what is perjury 10?
Shagging someone and saying you didn't? Or would that be 8? ::)
Perjury 10 would be TRYING to shag a hot female strumpet who kicks your ass and then you claim you did. ;D