Texas beer joint sues church...
http://www.clarkecountydemocrat.com/news/2009-10-29/Editorial/Texas_beer_joint_sues_church.html
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As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, ?I don't know how I?m going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.?
Apparently, the bar owner is going to use "the good Lord gypped me" strategy...
"Aitz chaim he, Dude. As the ex used to say."