It's an ethical dilemma.
Suppose a particular small person has built a strong business model around the proposition of being launched at a velcro covered target outfitted in a harness and superman suit.
Is this wrong simply because his actions demean the world of small people as a whole?
And if so does that lead to the conclusion that all the snack eating, couch sitting, spliff sparking, overweight slackers out there amount to a giant unwashed condemnation of the validity of the slacker ethos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIAZ9QuNH7s
That's a good question man.
Unfortunately this can mean something very different in the UK from that which i believe you mean here.
Midget masturbation!
I am pretty sure midget masturbation in and of it's self is not wrong.
In cases like these I refer to the first rule of enlightenment, "enlighten the fuck up". Take 'er easy and don't make a big deal out of the small shit.
Not upsetting some people is as impossible as following the first precept in Buddhism, avoid taking life, but if you don't kill pests and disease you will die, let alone dying of starvation.
Quote from: revgms on June 22, 2011, 09:38:31 AM
...Not upsetting some people is as impossible as following the first precept in Buddhism, avoid taking life, but if you don't kill pests and disease you will die, let alone dying of starvation.
And you catch a Nazi raping your mother and the whole ball game goes out the window.
;D
(not that a Nazi has ever raped my mother that is)
Quote from: revgms on June 22, 2011, 09:38:31 AM
I am pretty sure midget masturbation in and of it's self is not wrong....
If the midget in question is not complaining I don't see why not.
(In either case)
So is this midget masturbation a US or a UK thing? It's all getting very confusing. Couldn't find anything about it on YouTube. I'm not convinced it really exists.
Who masturbates the little fellas anyhow - that's one fuck of a weird job!
Do they get jerked off before or after you throw them at the target?
It all soulds a bit fucking screwed up to me man.
If you launch them at the target whilst they've still got a hard-on, you might not need the velcro.
Quote from: Boston Rockbury on June 26, 2011, 12:42:56 PM
If you launch them at the target whilst they've still got a hard-on, you might not need the velcro.
Oh the images brought to mind dude! ;D
Quote from: cckeiser on June 26, 2011, 12:52:06 PM
Quote from: Boston Rockbury on June 26, 2011, 12:42:56 PM
If you launch them at the target whilst they've still got a hard-on, you might not need the velcro.
Oh the images brought to mind dude! ;D
Must be some wear and tear on the Johnson.
"Bring on the trainer"
"Ice-pack or massage dude?"
Great midgets in history?
I vote for Bernt Ecclescake - king of motorsport
(http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x435/BostonRockbury/bernie_ecclestone.jpg)
Quote from: meekon5 on June 22, 2011, 07:36:42 AM
Unfortunately this can mean something very different in the UK from that which i believe you mean here.
Midget masturbation!
Yeah well, I still toss midgets manually. ;D
i guess the sport of 'midget tossing' is along the same lines as this clip dudes . . . .
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnhz_naked-gymnastics_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnhz_naked-gymnastics_fun)
i uploaded a nice pic of tom Cruise with his wife but have just deleted as it was getting a little undude
Oh now that's fucking interesting man....
http://www.theendive.com/html/article792.html
This is all getting way too fucking freaked out man.
So did the Leprechaun kill Jesus before or after he raped Mekon5's mother?
Was Jesus trying to 'toss' him, mistaking the little fella for an 8 year old?
Too many ins too many outs.
I'm going back to the Richard Dawkins forum man.
David Letterman did it... why can't vertically challenged little fucks do it?
I was in the audience of a talk show back in the late 80's (The Richard Bey show...it was called People Are Talking, I believe). This was the exact subject matter.
My position has not changed -- just because they're short doesn't mean they don't have the right to self-determination. Let 'em fly!
(Interesting aside: One of the panelist was a midget & offended by the concept. He said "So what if it was red head tossing?" (referring to my Maude-like natural hair color). My response? "For $500, you can throw me down a flight of stairs!")
I'm for freedom, if a midget dude wants to fly through the air and get paid to do so, let it be. Besides, I noticed that they are always smiling as they soar. So who are we to bum out there high? Nothing like getting paid to do what you love doing! ;D
Finally a voice of reason.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399873/october-17-2011/the-word---look-out-for-the-little-guy
Quote from: BikerDude on November 08, 2011, 08:23:39 AM
Finally a voice of reason.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399873/october-17-2011/the-word---look-out-for-the-little-guy
Fucking classic! Great find, dude!
Quote from: BikerDude on November 08, 2011, 08:23:39 AM
Finally a voice of reason.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399873/october-17-2011/the-word---look-out-for-the-little-guy
"Unavailable Video in your region!" bum.
Quote from: meekon5 on November 09, 2011, 08:41:43 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on November 08, 2011, 08:23:39 AM
Finally a voice of reason.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399873/october-17-2011/the-word---look-out-for-the-little-guy
"Unavailable Video in your region!" bum.
The fucking fascists! Nothing ever changes.
perhaps we could ask the Olympics committee to comment on the sports validity. it looks like some specialised equipment and techniques are required. could also lead to some new injuries, like midget elbow! you try explaining to a doctor how many midgets you have tossed :)
Quote from: milnie on November 10, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
perhaps we could ask the Olympics committee to comment on the sports validity. it looks like some specialised equipment and techniques are required. could also lead to some new injuries, like midget elbow! you try explaining to a doctor how many midgets you have tossed :)
Who Can Play? ;D
"Unlike dominoes, this pub sport can be played by anyone,
as the need for heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages as preparation purposes is completely optional, ......"
Unlike golf, this is a true spectator's sport worthy of any Olympic games but thanks of the interventions of 'persons who negotiate a humour deficiency' no professional body has been created to globally organize and fund what can only be described as the only sport that promotes an unprejudiced view of society
(even though a British Association of Dwarf Throwers does currently exist). (http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)
(http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/dwarf.jpg)
Check out - http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/dwarf.htm