So I was thinking that if God were a dude, and this God dude wanted to say something to the world as a whole, what would dude-like God say?
My first thought was that he would be hanging out in the clouds and shout..............
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What the hell is wrong with you human paraquats?! Put the pieces away, man, and let's have some peace for a change around here. Jesus! Relax and burn a J; no, I don't mind. Give peace a chance and lets all get us a lane for Christ's sake!!
Yeah, I give a shit about the rules, I fucking made them up! But I didn't plan for you god damn morons to kill each other over them!! Am I wrong? OK then. <clears throat>
That Eve really tied the garden together, did she not? So get busy and help her conceive, man! I mean coitus, after all, she is your lady friend.
OK, dudes, what do you think dude-like God would say to us earth bound dudes?
'Calmer than you are dude.'
Don't be a dick! ;D
"Just take it easy, man."