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Dudeist Religion => Your Dirty Undies => Topic started by: hannahdude on March 27, 2011, 08:02:07 PM

Title: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on March 27, 2011, 08:02:07 PM
playing this never-ending role of wife and mother. i fucking hate it but that attitude does not help me abide but man oh man....
i want to stop shaving my legs, and chin and just be the DUDE, ya know? does anyone out there know what i mean?
i only procreated when there wasnt any other option to get out of working for a living.
nasty huh?
ah well, true slacker that i am, i continue to abide to my core leanings and do what i must in order to 1. stay unemployed. 2. entertained 3. mellow.

oh man, i already posted this but now i see i should have put it in 'dirty undies' and dont know how to, sorry for the confessions in the general discussion section, very undude. weekends are hard man.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 27, 2011, 10:12:39 PM
 ;D Based upon your confessions, I would have to say that you qualify as a true dude. Fucking eh.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: meekon5 on March 28, 2011, 04:19:36 AM
Dude kids would not have been my way out.

Chop a hand off or something.

But then I never liked kids when I was one, still don't much favour them now. ;D

Seems like too much hard work to me.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on March 28, 2011, 11:08:04 AM
looking back, of course, the dude wasn't thinking too clearly. but i have to say, the older she gets the more i like her, of course she hasnt hit preteen yet, but due to the other part of me, the loving housefrau maternal part that i am usually able to access i think im at least as good a mom as maude must have turned out to be.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cckeiser on March 28, 2011, 03:54:58 PM
Sounds exhausting!
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Abideist on March 28, 2011, 06:53:17 PM
Yea, fuck that noise.

I'm pro choice.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on March 28, 2011, 08:51:55 PM
oooh, boy, i just got my ordination kit, and put my stickers on the car, the patches on my hats( i tend to wear a lot of fishing caps) and im feeling very OUT THERE, like making it public, man! feels good!
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: pirate on April 06, 2011, 02:38:02 PM
IMO i dont think being a dude has anything to do with being or wishing to be unemployed, just because the character in LBL was i dont think it has anything to do with dudeism
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Caesar dude on April 06, 2011, 04:07:26 PM
Quotejust because the character in LBL was i dont think it has anything to do with dudeism

Couldn't agree more. We all have to feed the monkey...and we can still be dudelike at work...I'd love to be able to not afford to work and take her easy for everyone out there...but there's bills to pay man!

I get to work on time...do my shifts...work for the man then enjoy my oat sodas with my hard earned...gives me a nice peaceful sense of well being.

Peace dude.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: A.B. Dude on June 02, 2011, 04:15:57 AM
I'm getting married so soon I'll be a housewife dude. I'm a new convert to Dudeism, but getting into it has really helped me get through some of the lame shit at work and home.

I mean today I had to feed the monkey--the monkey being my fiance. Made him liverwurst sandwiches. I hate the smell of that shit, but I just said "fuck it" and made them anyways. Doing laundry and other things like that are never fun for me, but it's just the fuckin' way she goes.

Take 'er easy, hannahdude.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: meekon5 on June 02, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
Quote from: pirate on April 06, 2011, 02:38:02 PM
IMO i dont think being a dude has anything to do with being or wishing to be unemployed, just because the character in LBL was i dont think it has anything to do with dudeism

Isn't there some line about him being independently financed or something?

I see my job as particularly Dudeist (i am a database Administrator, and developer) because I spend most of my time trying to work out ways that do things that I don't have to get involved in again (until something goes wrong).

So the whole point of my job is to work myself out of the solution.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Outer Element on June 02, 2011, 12:07:06 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on June 02, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
Isn't there some line about him being independently financed or something?

I believe that was in the original script, but Coens eventually decided to leave it out and leave people guessing.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Outer Element on June 04, 2011, 01:46:58 AM
Quote from: Outer Element on June 02, 2011, 12:07:06 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on June 02, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
Isn't there some line about him being independently financed or something?

I believe that was in the original script, but Coens eventually decided to leave it out and leave people guessing.

I just came across it:

In an early draft of the script, The Dude's source of income was revealed. He was an heir to the inventor of the Rubik's Cube. It was Joel Coen's idea to drop this and never say.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/trivia

And hannahdude, I just want to say if you want to stop shaving, just do it. There'll be paraquats about it, but you seem like the kind of dude that can abide through all that. My opinion.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: FuckinA on June 04, 2011, 02:10:05 AM
Well, maybe hard working and taking care of your family can be done with an 'takin' ?r easy' mindset. Just be awere not to think too uptight!
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Busmum on June 06, 2011, 09:47:02 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on March 27, 2011, 08:02:07 PM

i want to stop shaving my legs, and chin and just be the DUDE, ya know? does anyone out there know what i mean?



My hub is a fucking fascist when it comes to shaving... but I drew the line at shaving my pits; figured I'd throw him a bone with the legs... but I ask him, "What's worse, the rashy razor shit, or the lovely soft hair...?"

Bottom line, do what makes you feel good. My chin hairs bug the crap out of me though, so I pluck those hairy fuckers.  ::)
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cakebelly on June 06, 2011, 10:12:46 PM
Dude, you've only been asked to shave your pits, once - and that was by the social services: you were scaring the kids on the street. Sheesh, you're not supposed to be able to braid pit-hair - get over it.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Busmum on June 07, 2011, 07:00:01 AM
Quote from: cakebelly on June 06, 2011, 10:12:46 PM
Dude, you've only been asked to shave your pits, once - and that was by the social services: you were scaring the kids on the street. Sheesh, you're not supposed to be able to braid pit-hair - get over it.

Fucking fascist! ;)
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: andy on June 07, 2011, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: A.B. Dude on June 02, 2011, 04:15:57 AM
fuckin' way she goes.

Sounds like Ray from Trailer Park Boys. Possibly the most dudely character in the series.

hannadude, in case you're not into the whole TPB thing, Ray collected disability and rode a wheelchair... whenever the man might be looking.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on June 07, 2011, 05:14:21 PM
dude, i hear ya! i can grow a beard as fast as my man and thicker too but choose instead to pluck and shave those fuckers everyday.
thanks for the support dudes all!
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Caesar dude on June 07, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
Ewwwww too much information female dudes....get a room! :(
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Busmum on June 07, 2011, 05:40:52 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on June 07, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
Ewwwww too much information female dudes....get a room! :(

"Dirty Undies" IS a room Dude... or did you seep in through the wall...?
;D
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Caesar dude on June 07, 2011, 06:03:51 PM
Aaaaaargh....wrong fucking room man! My bad!

8)
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Busmum on June 07, 2011, 08:53:15 PM
It's cool dude... c'mere, I just got a new pair of tweezers; let's check that funny lookin' mole of yours...

:o
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on June 09, 2011, 05:13:12 PM
even the word makes some men uncomfortable. vagina.
cckeiser. you pussy, your out out of element!
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cckeiser on June 09, 2011, 10:26:55 PM
???
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Tripnastic on June 09, 2011, 11:04:10 PM
^^^  HA!  CC is all "I wasn't even rolling in this thread!"
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 10, 2011, 02:58:45 AM
Quote from: Tripnastic on June 09, 2011, 11:04:10 PM
^^^  HA!  CC is all "I wasn't even rolling in this thread!"

cc dude probably feels like he's rollin' out naked.  ;D
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: A.B. Dude on June 10, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: andy on June 07, 2011, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: A.B. Dude on June 02, 2011, 04:15:57 AM
fuckin' way she goes.

Sounds like Ray from Trailer Park Boys. Possibly the most dudely character in the series.

hannadude, in case you're not into the whole TPB thing, Ray collected disability and rode a wheelchair... whenever the man might be looking.

Yeah, that's what I was going for, man. Good on you to get the reference!
TPB is my other Dude material for when I've had a shit day. The characters in that make me realize what life is really all about--friends, family, getting drunk, and having a good time together.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cckeiser on June 10, 2011, 11:58:02 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2011, 02:58:45 AM
Quote from: Tripnastic on June 09, 2011, 11:04:10 PM
^^^  HA!  CC is all "I wasn't even rolling in this thread!"

cc dude probably feels like he's rollin' out naked.  ;D

Yep, but I am happy to see I made the Semis...whatever they may be for? ;D
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on June 10, 2011, 02:12:19 PM
sorry cckeiser dude, im so lazy all the dudes names who become with the letter 'c' get confused.
in any case. vagina.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cakebelly on June 10, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
vageena: http://youtu.be/UA96aelkDTY (http://youtu.be/UA96aelkDTY)
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on June 10, 2011, 04:12:17 PM
see now the above post makes me nervous, i aint clicking on that shit dude. what IS it?
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cakebelly on June 10, 2011, 05:37:21 PM
What the freak you talkin' about, Dude? No need to be nervous of a cakebelly link. It just takes you to our Abideist channel whereupon you will be able to view an apt dude-viddy that I put up this morning. [compromised fourth draft - had to ditch a few files because they would not save to my laptop].
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 10, 2011, 06:03:55 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on June 10, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
vageena: http://youtu.be/UA96aelkDTY (http://youtu.be/UA96aelkDTY)

That's marvelous!  ;D
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cckeiser on June 10, 2011, 10:54:21 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on June 10, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
vageena: http://youtu.be/UA96aelkDTY (http://youtu.be/UA96aelkDTY)

Coitus?  8)
Fuckin' radical dude!
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: cckeiser on June 10, 2011, 11:03:29 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on June 10, 2011, 02:12:19 PM
sorry cckeiser dude, im so lazy all the dudes names who become with the letter 'c' get confused.
in any case. vagina.


No problem dude. Sort of thought you were more than a few oat sodas into a six pack when you posted. ;D
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: hannahdude on June 11, 2011, 02:23:36 PM
vodka shots, man. this dude is on a diet.
Title: Re: am i the only housewife dude here? its so hard to not be UNDUDE when....
Post by: Busmum on June 11, 2011, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: hannahdude on June 11, 2011, 02:23:36 PM
vodka shots, man. this dude is on a diet.

you should try a shandy-- delicious, nutritious, and half the calories  :P