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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Banjo Dude on March 24, 2011, 06:44:21 PM

Title: YABBJ
Post by: Banjo Dude on March 24, 2011, 06:44:21 PM
(Yet Another Bad Banjo Joke)






What's the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson?


















You only have to tune the Harley ONCE per use!


(I don't know about this one, really ... I neither ride nor know much of anything about bikes, but I have heard that HD motorcycles are notorious for needing constant maintenance.)
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: Abideist on March 24, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
gotta ask.

some of these are coming from popsicle sticks arn't they?
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: Banjo Dude on March 24, 2011, 09:45:58 PM
Away with you, troll.
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: cckeiser on March 24, 2011, 10:37:19 PM
What is the one thing worse than a banjo player telling bad banjo jokes?





































Yeah, I couldn't think of anything worse either! ;D
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: meekon5 on March 25, 2011, 02:54:41 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on March 24, 2011, 10:37:19 PM
What is the one thing worse than a banjo player telling bad banjo jokes?

Two banjo players telling bad banjo jokes?
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: Abideist on March 25, 2011, 10:04:00 AM
Quote from: Banjo Dude on March 24, 2011, 09:45:58 PM
Away with you, troll.

the bridge i live beneath is under construction.
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: meekon5 on March 25, 2011, 10:22:19 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on March 24, 2011, 10:37:19 PM
What is the one thing worse than a banjo player telling bad banjo jokes?

One banjo player telling two bad banjo jokes?
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: Banjo Dude on March 25, 2011, 12:13:57 PM
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: meekon5 on March 25, 2011, 12:19:26 PM
Quote from: Banjo Dude on March 25, 2011, 12:13:57 PM
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.

Not dicks, just once you post it becomes public domain and we don't always take things the way you anticipated.

Rule of thumb don't post it if you don't want the piss taking.

See any number of times I've gotten into a fight with someone because they've misinterpreted what I was saying (as I've heard before, there should be a sarcasm font).

All in the best possible taste!

;D
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: cckeiser on March 25, 2011, 12:59:09 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on March 25, 2011, 12:19:26 PM

..., there should be a sarcasm font).


;D

I thought that was what ;D was for? ???
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: cckeiser on March 25, 2011, 01:18:27 PM
Quote from: Banjo Dude on March 25, 2011, 12:13:57 PM
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.
No need dude, I was just playing along.
Well I thought it was funny! ;D
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: meekon5 on March 25, 2011, 01:29:06 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on March 25, 2011, 12:59:09 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on March 25, 2011, 12:19:26 PM

..., there should be a sarcasm font).


;D

I thought that was what ;D was for? ???

Quote from: cckeiser on March 25, 2011, 01:18:27 PM

Quote from: Banjo Dude on March 25, 2011, 12:13:57 PM
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.
No need dude, I was just playing along.
Well I thought it was funny! ;D


So from the first quote does that mean the second quote is sarcastic then?

Yours

Confused from London England.

Quote from: Banjo Dude on March 25, 2011, 12:13:57 PM
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.

What Banjo bating has been made illegal now as well?

First it was the badgers now it's the banjo's. :(

;D
Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: cckeiser on March 25, 2011, 01:53:09 PM
Ok, ok, you're right, there should be a sarcasm font! 8)


"Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off."

sheesh, some people can't take a joke. ;D

Title: Re: YABBJ
Post by: Abideist on March 25, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
Speak for yourself meekon, i was totally being a dick.


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:D   JUST KIDDIN BANJO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!