I don't remember where I saw this one first, but it's one of my favorites.
How many banjo players does it take to eat a possum?
Two... One to eat the possum, and one to watch for cars!
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i got a joke for ya.
How many strings does a banjo have?
Five, after I remove one and use it as a garrote on the banjo player...
:D
Here's one for you..........
Q. How many nude scenes does Maude have in TBL?
A. Not enough! ;D
...............just want to help her conceive, man!
I dig the banjo jokes, man. Being a musician, I've heard a few good viola and conductor jokes in my time. I think the conductor ones may have been stolen from lawyer jokes. Always good.