its just a big ass village
dude, you're being very un-dude
Quote from: is-it-a-weekday? on March 05, 2008, 11:49:18 PM
its just a big ass village
The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.
Woo peed on your rug ?
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not, uh--and also.................ahhh, what day is this? ;D
The man in the black pajammas!
it tied the room together, did it not?
Dude, you're out of your element dude.
I don't like chinese food. :-\
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 08, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
I don't like chinese food. :-\
do you have any good sarsaparilla?
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on March 13, 2008, 09:36:58 AM
Woo peed on your rug ?
This isn't a guy who built the railroads, here...
just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps.
Say what you will ,at least communism is an ethos, but controlling peoples' lives, rug peeing and maintaining air that you can chew..within the city limits..that's against the law, and also Dude, let's not forgot the cleft assholes.
Quote from: brandt on July 15, 2008, 11:41:05 AM
Say what you will ,at least communism is an ethos, but controlling peoples' lives, rug peeing and maintaining air that you can chew..within the city limits..that's against the law, and also Dude, let's not forgot the cleft assholes.
They're nihilists, man. They believe in nosing.
Upon reflection and a strict drug regimen, I was very undude about china. I had just purchased a toilet seat and it did'nt come with the plastic screws for attaching to the bowl. I mean their is no literal connection to the chinese people, but their fascist pig gov't really fucked it up with no industry quality control. Now I'm pissed again. They should have stuck with railroads...it' Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's
Quote from: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:08:13 AM
Upon reflection and a strict drug regimen, I was very undude about china. I had just purchased a toilet seat and it did'nt come with the plastic screws for attaching to the bowl. I mean their is no literal connection to the chinese people, but their fascist pig gov't really fucked it up with no industry quality control. Now I'm pissed again. They should have stuck with railroads...it' Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's
The plastic screws?
They're, uh, they're down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
Quote from: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:08:13 AM
Upon reflection and a strict drug regimen, I was very undude about china. I had just purchased a toilet seat and it did'nt come with the plastic screws for attaching to the bowl. I mean their is no literal connection to the chinese people, but their fascist pig gov't really fucked it up with no industry quality control. Now I'm pissed again. They should have stuck with railroads...it' Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's
The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude...The millionaire. He has the wealth, uh, the resources obviously, and there is no reason, no FUCKING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money and they steal the screws for attaching the seat to your toilet bowl.
.......................nothing ever changes.
My fuckin' toilet seat, it really tied the bathroom together, did it not? And they stole my fuckin screws!
I was talking about chinese food, puaj!
What's wrong with Andrea, Dude?
I keep saying dude, i fucking hate chinese food.
Obviously you're not a golfer, and you're out of your element, the screws are not the issue here...It' unchecked aggression by the fascist chicom gov't...AM I WRONG? You're not dealing with morons here :o
You're joking. But perhaps you're right...but...is a very bad food :)
Dude, you're being very undude here, the food is not fucked, but maybe you were dealing with a bunch of amatuers..Funny stuff
Look, nobody calls me Dude, i'm the Dudette...you got the wrong girl Dude.
Dios Mio, Dudette, across this line you will not call me Dude! You pull any of that crazy shit in China...that's right pendajo...nobody fucks with the chicoms!
It's Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's, and I assure you you're not dealing with morons here
Eight years chinese-old. ;D
That's just the stress talking, man
I'm gonna get me a lane
The Chinaman's food is not the issue here, dudes.
Fuckin travesty, man. Just got back from the box store, initials are home depot. Dude..of my three purchases all were manufactured in asia, two chicom, one taiwan, also let's not forget, let's not forget that I also purchased an item recently, I can't remember what day it was, but it was made in 'NAM' What the fuck ,is everything a travesty?...nothin made in America anymore. It's the stress talkin...but they did let me buy any screws in the house, and it really ties the toilet together. Now I can leave the seat up instead of on the floor, near my rug. ;D
Quote from: brandt on July 17, 2008, 04:20:19 PM
Fuckin travesty, man. Just got back from the box store, initials are home depot. Dude..of my three purchases all were manufactured in asia, two chicom, one taiwan, also let's not forget, let's not forget that I also purchased an item recently, I can't remember what day it was, but it was made in 'NAM' What the fuck ,is everything a travesty?...nothin made in America anymore. It's the stress talkin...but they did let me buy any screws in the house, and it really ties the toilet together. Now I can leave the seat up instead of on the floor, near my rug. ;D
I got buddies that died face down in the muck so every fucking thing could be made in fucking Nam?! What?!! Fuck that shit..............
Let me tell you something, Home Depot pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you import more crap from the Chinaman, we'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".
We would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, we'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! ............you got a date, baby!!!!!
You said, mang...........
That's just the stress talkin', man
The other Lebowski, the millionaire Lebowski, That's the guy..with the resources who does'nt have to buy shit from chicoms, man
Um, what's with all this aggression towards the Chinese?
The island where I live is like 60 percent Asian,
They are humble, nice, kind people.
And dudes "chicom" is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American please.
http://hawaii.gov/dbedt/gis/maps/pop_chinese.pdf
That's fucking interesting Turtle, i guess Hawaii is pretty, uh, racially pretty cool.Different mothers, huh?
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:51:11 PM
That's fucking interesting Turtle, i guess Hawaii is pretty, uh, racially pretty cool.Different mothers, huh?
;D Yes, for the most part, we try not to pee on each other's rugs, to use the parlance of this forum. ;D
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:57:03 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:51:11 PM
That's fucking interesting Turtle, i guess Hawaii is pretty, uh, racially pretty cool.Different mothers, huh?
;D Yes, for the most part, we try not to pee on each other's rugs, to use the parlance of this forum. ;D
That's pretty cool, we need more places like these.
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:57:03 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:51:11 PM
That's fucking interesting Turtle, i guess Hawaii is pretty, uh, racially pretty cool.Different mothers, huh?
;D Yes, for the most part, we try not to pee on each other's rugs, to use the parlance of this forum. ;D
Far out, man
Turtle, these aren't the guys who built the railroads, these are the worthy adversaries..eyeball to eyeball in the canopy jungle.
The chicomms are gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday and Wednesday..buts that's just like my opinion , man
Am I wrong?
And, AND let's not forget the proper nomenclature is Chinese fuckin' Communist
It's not just WOO peeing on your rug, it's the entire fascist gov't that wants you out of that beach community
And the chicomms are gonna pee on your rug
I know that chinese food is not the issue here...but...today is my brother's birthday and he wants to go to a chinese restorant in the night :-\.
I love my brother but he have extremely bad taste in food.He's a brat, 22 years old, i hope his taste about food get better in time.
A dark night is waiting for meee.... :-\ :'(
Happy Birthday..and you're right , food is not the issue,it's personal opinion, dudette, you know , gutters and strikes, so like let him have his food dude, if he's happy, you're happy, you know it's like Lenin said, you look to who benefits..and by the way it's the fascist chicomm gov't that's the issue here!
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 31, 2008, 10:22:52 AM
I know that chinese food is not the issue here...but...today is my brother's birthday and he wants to go to a chinese restorant in the night :-\.
I love my brother but he have extremely bad taste in food.He's a brat, 22 years old, i hope his taste about food get better in time.
A dark night is waiting for meee.... :-\ :'(
Far fucking out, Dudette, happy birthday!!! ;D :D
DUDES! Have you been listening to the Dudette's story?!
It's her brother's birthday, man, not hers.
You guys are like children who wander into a movie.
:P
Quote from: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 01:43:52 AM
DUDES! Have you been listening to the Dudette's story?!
It's her brother's birthday, man, not hers.
You guys are like children who wander into a movie.
:P
What, are you the fucking birthday park ranger now? ;D
We are clarifying here dude. ;)
--Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Chief slaps him twice.
Quote from: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 07:02:21 AM
We are clarifying here dude. ;)
...don't need your fucking clarifying, we need our johnsons, man!!! ;D
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 03, 2008, 10:42:59 AM
--Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Chief slaps him twice.
.....................that coffee mug really ties the head together, does it not?
Quote from: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 01:43:52 AM
DUDES! Have you been listening to the Dudette's story?!
It's her brother's birthday, man, not hers.
You guys are like children who wander into a movie.
:P
Thanks Turtle! :D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 03, 2008, 04:19:36 AM
Quote from: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 01:43:52 AM
DUDES! Have you been listening to the Dudette's story?!
It's her brother's birthday, man, not hers.
You guys are like children who wander into a movie.
:P
What, are you the fucking birthday park ranger now? ;D
Hahahahahahaha :D
Forget about the Fuckin' birthday, I can get you another birthday by 12:01AM, and any color balloons you want!
Quote from: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 01:43:52 AM
DUDES! Have you been listening to the Dudette's story?!
It's her brother's birthday, man, not hers.
You guys are like children who wander into a movie.
:P
I was bowling............
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:28:08 PM
Forget about the Fuckin' birthday, I can get you another birthday by 12:01AM, and any color balloons you want!
We don't want no STINKIN BALLOONS.
Got any Kahlua?
Quote from: Turtle on August 05, 2008, 03:53:21 AM
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:28:08 PM
Forget about the Fuckin' birthday, I can get you another birthday by 12:01AM, and any color balloons you want!
We don't want no STINKIN BALLOONS.
Got any Kahlua?
Yo, Turtle, where ya been, mang? Fucking nihilists giving you a hard time or are you out looking for leads?
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 05, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
Quote from: Turtle on August 05, 2008, 03:53:21 AM
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:28:08 PM
Forget about the Fuckin' birthday, I can get you another birthday by 12:01AM, and any color balloons you want!
We don't want no STINKIN BALLOONS.
Got any Kahlua?
Hot damn, I'm throwin' rocks tonight.
Mark it, Dude.
Yo, Turtle, where ya been, mang? Fucking nihilists giving you a hard time or are you out looking for leads?
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 05, 2008, 05:36:38 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 05, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
Quote from: Turtle on August 05, 2008, 03:53:21 AM
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:28:08 PM
Forget about the Fuckin' birthday, I can get you another birthday by 12:01AM, and any color balloons you want!
We don't want no STINKIN BALLOONS.
Got any Kahlua?
Hot damn, I'm throwin' rocks tonight.
Mark it, Dude.
Yo, Turtle, where ya been, mang? Fucking nihilists giving you a hard time or are you out looking for leads?
That's what I said, dude ;D
What's wrong with Walter, Dude?
it's like Lenin said ::)
Quote from: employed? on August 07, 2008, 05:12:18 PM
it's like Lenin said ::)
it's like Lenin said ..... I need my Johnson, man!
What do you need your "Johnson" for , Dbhudda?
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0804/S00109.htm
Quote from: brandt on August 08, 2008, 12:32:54 PM
What do you need your "Johnson" for , Dbhudda?
...my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man.
I like the way you do business, dbhudda
Quote from: forumdude on August 11, 2008, 05:32:09 PM
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0804/S00109.htm
Hey. At least I'm housebroken.
We hope theirs no need for the police, but that's up to little Waldo here, isn't it Waldo?