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Dudeist Religion => Great Dudes in History => Topic started by: Landshark on February 09, 2011, 12:29:10 PM

Title: Steven Wright
Post by: Landshark on February 09, 2011, 12:29:10 PM
A comedian so relaxed it seems like nothing could get to him. He also has a very dry humor, which is a plus in my book.

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "Help Wanted." There was another sign below it that said "Self Service." So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.
-- Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I say, "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."
-- Steven Wright
Title: Re: Steven Wright
Post by: ZoeAbides on December 28, 2013, 01:52:02 AM
Steven Wright is most definitely Dudely.  I second the nomination!
Title: Re: Steven Wright
Post by: Yeti on February 01, 2014, 02:51:16 AM
Third!
Title: Re: Steven Wright
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 01, 2014, 03:44:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 01, 2014, 02:51:16 AM
Third!

Yeti dude, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and noticed you had joined our beach community. Nice to have you here, dude. Grab a place on the rug and abide. If you're inclined, bars' over there. Help yourself, mang! Welcome to dude-topia!
Title: Re: Steven Wright
Post by: Yeti on February 01, 2014, 03:55:59 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on February 01, 2014, 03:44:07 AM
Yeti dude, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and noticed you had joined our beach community. Nice to have you here, dude. Grab a place on the rug and abide. If you're inclined, bars' over there. Help yourself, mang! Welcome to dude-topia!

Thank you! I'm just here to fix the cable.