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Title: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: headiebean on February 19, 2008, 10:44:38 PM
as an official dudeist priest, i hereby offer my services to all those of dudeist faith.... 



questioning your faith? 
have you lost the will to abide?   
trouble applying the principles of duderonomy to your everyday life? 



the dude is in...  leave a message... thanks man
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: headiebean on February 28, 2008, 12:23:14 AM
the dude is still in.... leave a message... thanks, man.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 07, 2008, 08:03:16 PM
Quote from: headiebean on February 28, 2008, 12:23:14 AM
the dude is still in.... leave a message... thanks, man.

You got any Kahlua?
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: headiebean on March 08, 2008, 07:13:41 PM

i'll say it again... did I urinate on your rug?
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 08, 2008, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: headiebean on March 08, 2008, 07:13:41 PM

i'll say it again... did I urinate on your rug?

No, like I said, Woo peed on the dude's rug.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: Andrea D. on March 10, 2008, 12:59:09 PM
Did I urinate on your rug?
The dude is in.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: Dude1967 on March 10, 2008, 01:55:46 PM
pass the Kahlua over here...
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
I've had a fish-dude offering counseling for years:  www.geocities.com/fullhappyish
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: sufidude on June 24, 2009, 11:29:48 PM
How can I, as a new convert and freshly sanctified priest help others to abide? Any suggestions on showing the many Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the SoCal area how to abide without offending their admittedly heightened sensitivities?
keep it lit...
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM
Quote from: sufidude on June 24, 2009, 11:29:48 PM
How can I, as a new convert and freshly sanctified priest help others to abide? Any suggestions on showing the many Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the SoCal area how to abide without offending their admittedly heightened sensitivities?
keep it lit...

Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM
Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
Good advice man, but its a hard impulse to overcome. When you get a bit of truth you just gotta have it without throwing it around I guess. Food for thought.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 26, 2009, 12:16:38 AM
Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM
Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
Good advice man, but its a hard impulse to overcome. When you get a bit of truth you just gotta have it without throwing it around I guess. Food for thought.

Fucking eh, man. We can all abide.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AMWhen you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.   8)
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: sufidude on July 16, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AMWhen you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.   8)

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: TravisE on July 17, 2009, 10:50:23 PM
Quote from: sufidude on July 16, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AMWhen you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.   8)

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

S'alright.  I wasn't either.

For my two cents, I advise waiting.  Just abide, allow your chillination to exude.  Someone will, at some point, maybe, ask, "Dude!  How do you do it?  How do you smile with such calm through this shit?"  That's when they actually want to converse about abiding. 
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 23, 2009, 02:43:32 AM
And if you want to feed the monkey "working" as a Dudeist Priest? I don't think there is a better way. Well, at least for me.  8)
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: digbys kid on July 23, 2009, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on July 23, 2009, 02:43:32 AM
And if you want to feed the monkey "working" as a Dudeist Priest? I don't think there is a better way. Well, at least for me.  8)

I think "working" and being a Dude are mutual exclusive, don't you?  Let the monkey, or the marmot or the Pomeranian, feed itself.  Why don't you board it?
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 23, 2009, 01:40:27 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on July 23, 2009, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on July 23, 2009, 02:43:32 AM
And if you want to feed the monkey "working" as a Dudeist Priest? I don't think there is a better way. Well, at least for me.  8)

I think "working" and being a Dude are mutual exclusive, don't you?  Let the monkey, or the marmot or the Pomeranian, feed itself.  Why don't you board it?
Man, forgive me but you must explain to me the meaning of "board it". Sorry but, you know, I'm not a native English speaker.  ;D
You are right, I promised to myself some years ago that I would haven't worked anymore,  but I wasn't able to find a better definition. So, in a better way: "And if you want to feed the monkey as a Dudeist Priest?"
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: sufidude on July 26, 2009, 01:59:32 PM
"board it" means putting it on a plane's cargo section.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: Elbowski on July 26, 2009, 04:39:21 PM
Quote from: sufidude on July 26, 2009, 01:59:32 PM
"board it" means putting it on a plane's cargo section.

Haha, that's cool man. But really, "board it" means to whack it with a wooden board.
Title: Re: Dudeist Counseling
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 27, 2009, 02:04:42 AM
My poor pets! Well, maybe I'll start giving lessons on taking 'er easy.