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The Dude Lifestyle => Human Paraquat => Topic started by: SenatorTso on January 24, 2011, 10:56:31 AM

Title: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: SenatorTso on January 24, 2011, 10:56:31 AM
Dudes I just need to vent in a most un zen un dudelike way.

I got this coworker that reeks. I don't mean like he wears too much cheap cologne, or works hard and gets a sweat going. This is just pure, unadulterated, did-you-forget-to-wipe-your-ass staaaaaaaank.

Take a hobo, dip him in trash can juice, dredge him through a cat litter box, shit on him and then bake him in the sun. And THAT would be an BREATH OF FRESH AIR compared to this foul mother fucker.

He's like 30 feet from me and I can taste his rank self in the air. And he's behind a closed door!

He stinks so bad it makes me angry. 
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 11:17:49 AM
Quote from: SenatorTso on January 24, 2011, 10:56:31 AM
Dudes I just need to vent in a most un zen un dudelike way.

I got this coworker that reeks. I don't mean like he wears too much cheap cologne, or works hard and gets a sweat going. This is just pure, unadulterated, did-you-forget-to-wipe-your-ass staaaaaaaank.

Take a hobo, dip him in trash can juice, dredge him through a cat litter box, shit on him and then bake him in the sun. And THAT would be an BREATH OF FRESH AIR compared to this foul mother fucker.

He's like 30 feet from me and I can taste his rank self in the air. And he's behind a closed door!

He stinks so bad it makes me angry. 

Get his email address and send him an anonymous email outlining the basic problem. Tell the dude that this is not Nam, there are rules.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: Tripnastic on January 24, 2011, 11:36:16 AM
DB is right.  A lot of times these dudes aren't aware, they've kind of gotten used to it and don't smell it anymore.  An anonymous, dudely polite e-mail or note should do the trick. 
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 11:40:41 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 11:17:49 AM
Get his email address and send him an anonymous email outlining the basic problem. Tell the dude that this is not Nam, there are rules.

Use one (or two  linked for real paranoia) of these (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=opera&hs=GEQ&pwst=1&rls=en&channel=suggest&&sa=X&ei=vao9TaOZNM7B8QOz5_S3CA&ved=0CBkQvwUoAQ&q=anonymous+remailer&spell=1), to create your anonymous e-mail.

I especially recommend the cypher punks (http://www.cypherpunks.to/remailers/) for this.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: SenatorTso on January 24, 2011, 11:51:50 AM
Excellent. I love each and very one of you dudes for this. Thank you for not only listening but for the assistance.

Abide, Brothers.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: brandt on January 24, 2011, 11:58:48 AM
Mental health issues, drug problems,  thyroid overactivity, whatever, send video of Dude relaxing in tub to whale serenade, anything, just let him know life does not start and stop because he smells like a miserable piece of shit. Just my opinion, man. :( :( ??? ???
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 12:02:21 PM
Hmmmm, this brings up the concept of "the wisdom of collective dudeness." No one dude has all of the answers to a problem or need, but there is both answers and wisdom in the dude like group mind, IMHO.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: cakebelly on January 24, 2011, 01:15:42 PM
M5 of 5  ;)
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?

;D Oh hell yeah.............

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: Tripnastic on January 24, 2011, 01:25:47 PM
You will be abide-elated, fascism is futile.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 02:42:54 PM
Quote from: Tripnastic on January 24, 2011, 01:25:47 PM
You will be abide-elated, fascism is futile.

You don't go out looking  for a job, dressed like a borg, do ya? Fucking eh, ahhh, forgot, what, ah, what day is this?
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: cakebelly on January 24, 2011, 02:51:54 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?

;D Oh hell yeah.............

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/jackoff.gif)
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 03:35:18 PM
Yep I can only agree there.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: cckeiser on January 24, 2011, 03:41:00 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?

;D Oh hell yeah.............

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)

Fuckin-a dude. She can have any rug in the house. ;D
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on January 24, 2011, 02:51:54 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?

;D Oh hell yeah.............

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/jackoff.gif)

LMAO!!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on January 24, 2011, 03:41:00 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?

;D Oh hell yeah.............

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)

Fuckin-a dude. She can have any rug in the house. ;D

Rug burns; a sure sign of zesty coitus.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)

Ah two by six everyones favourite borg.

Just another excuse to re-post her picture.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: cakebelly on January 24, 2011, 04:51:54 PM
 :P Pass me the vitamins, there, DB - I'm going in for a second run (I may be gone some time) (http://i.imgur.com/LNude.jpg)

Kinda gal to make a Dude take up ole time religion.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on January 24, 2011, 04:51:54 PM
:P Pass me the vitamins, there, DB - I'm going in for a second run (I may be gone some time) (http://i.imgur.com/LNude.jpg)

Kinda gal to make a Dude take up ole time religion.

If taking up old time religion gets you one of those, fucking eh, count me in!!
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 24, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
We are Borg?
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4499/jeriryan7of9005.jpg)

Ah two by six everyones favourite borg.

Just another excuse to re-post her picture.

How are you going to keep em' down on the farm once they've seen 7 of 9? I'll just go and find a cash machine. BRB
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: SenatorTso on January 24, 2011, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on January 24, 2011, 04:51:54 PM
:P Pass me the vitamins, there, DB - I'm going in for a second run (I may be gone some time) (http://i.imgur.com/LNude.jpg)

Kinda gal to make a Dude take up ole time religion.

Whoa, Daddy. Make a blind man want to talk about seeing again.

And yes, I just replied only to see that pic again.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: meekon5 on January 25, 2011, 09:05:25 AM
nice picture shame it's "gimped". Not that I'm against that sort of thing but the head is too high on the neck.
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: cakebelly on January 25, 2011, 10:05:07 AM
You could be right there but I think we can forgive a long neck under the circumstances . .

(http://i.imgur.com/0E93g.jpg)

@Tripnastic "You will be abide-elated, fascism is futile. "  ;D
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 25, 2011, 12:45:15 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on January 25, 2011, 10:05:07 AM
You could be right there but I think we can forgive a long neck under the circumstances . .

(http://i.imgur.com/0E93g.jpg)

Would love to help her conceive, man!  ;D
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: Lao Dude on May 11, 2011, 02:46:05 PM
Quote from: cakebelly on January 25, 2011, 10:05:07 AM
You could be right there but I think we can forgive a long neck under the circumstances . .

(http://i.imgur.com/0E93g.jpg)

@Tripnastic "You will be abide-elated, fascism is futile. "  ;D


The thread goes from stanky McLimburger to intergalactic poontang...yep..i am home, dudes..

Also, I think the Dude would discreetly burn incense and candles...
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: BikerDude on May 11, 2011, 03:07:57 PM
Do we suppose the Dude is a poster child for hygiene?

While he might not have drawn fly's I doubt he was a stickler for good grooming.
Sure the relaxing bath with whale sounds but that was more about inner piece than cleanliness.

Oh and Jeri is way hot. I just gotta know if those nips are titanium.

Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: Abideist on May 11, 2011, 06:26:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_pEX6_eBI&feature=player_embedded

Jeri Ryan is currently playing Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat) in a web series revisit of the MK legacy.

Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on May 11, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
Quote from: Koog-meister on May 11, 2011, 06:26:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_pEX6_eBI&feature=player_embedded

Jeri Ryan is currently playing Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat) in a web series revisit of the MK legacy.



I'll just go and find a cash machine.  ;D
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: Busmum on June 07, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Alas... I am in the middle of a fart sandwich at my job...2 fucking staaaaaaaaanky assed bitches go at it all damn day, and have the nerve to complain when I spray lysol or febreeze...

If only they could be assimilated!
Title: Re: Stink-ass coworker.
Post by: BikerDude on June 28, 2011, 03:17:11 PM
And how about the whole story of her ex husband forcing her to have sex in sex clubs while everyone watched?
He's an ex senator. Man that story just had it all going for it.
You couldn't not click the link for that.

http://articles.cnn.com/2004-06-22/politics/ryan.divorce_1_club-allegations-documents-jack-ryan?_s=PM:ALLPOLITICS