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Dudeist Religion => Dudeist Spiritualism => Topic started by: RevWade on January 16, 2011, 03:21:52 AM

Title: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: RevWade on January 16, 2011, 03:21:52 AM
So, I'm fairly convinced I have a ghost.  lights turning on, stuff falling at night, blinds flying off the windows, and now strange scratches.  is there anything I can do as a Reverend of the Church of the Latter Day Dude?
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 16, 2011, 04:25:24 AM
Tell that strumpet across this line YOU DO NOT! Other than that, I don't think that pulling a piece out on the lane will do any good because they're already dead, mang.

Second option.................

(http://static2.aintitcool.com/images2007/gbgame.jpg)


And dude; ghost is not the preferred nomenclature, spirits of the dudely departed, please.  ;D
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Andrea D. on January 25, 2011, 09:29:51 AM
This agression will not stand man.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 25, 2011, 09:42:38 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on January 25, 2011, 09:29:51 AM
This agression will not stand man.

(http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com/images/beavis_butthead_kiss.gif)

Hey AD, good to see you back. How's it going, mang? Keeping your blog up?
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Andrea D. on January 25, 2011, 12:01:19 PM
Hi D.B!!!!
How are you, it is good to see you too
I worked a lot (bummer), but now I hope to return to the forum  :)

And i have my blog very very drop out !!!
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 25, 2011, 12:31:32 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on January 25, 2011, 12:01:19 PM
Hi D.B!!!!
How are you, it is good to see you too
I worked a lot (bummer), but now I hope to return to the forum  :)

And i have my blog very very drop out !!!

Cool, good to see you abide!!
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: rabbirowland on August 23, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Dudes, if I am wrong, then let it be known...but the truth of the matter is that if the spirit has pissed on your fucking rug...he has crossed the line.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 23, 2011, 04:27:11 PM
Quote from: RevWade on January 16, 2011, 03:21:52 AM
So, I'm fairly convinced I have a ghost.  lights turning on, stuff falling at night, blinds flying off the windows, and now strange scratches.  is there anything I can do as a Reverend of the Church of the Latter Day Dude?

That's an easy one.  Offer it a seat and a drink and make friends.  With a bit of luck it'll like the same sort of movies you do :)

Now this reminds me a show I watched long, long ago.  Only got one run, and I don't even thing another channel bought the rights for endless repeats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Haunt_Me

Live and let live... or unlive, or, whathaveyou, as I always say!
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: 4weeddude on August 23, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: thuni on August 23, 2011, 05:07:02 PM
Quote from: 4weeddude on August 23, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.

I hear you, man!
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 23, 2011, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: rabbirowland on August 23, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Dudes, if I am wrong, then let it be known...but the truth of the matter is that if the spirit has pissed on your fucking rug...he has crossed the line.

Welcome to our beach community, rabbirowland. Bar's over there, grab any rug in the house and abide, dude.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: rabbirowland on August 23, 2011, 05:57:13 PM
And a good day to you sir, I appreciate the welcome...I dig the vibe in this forum. Mark it, gentlemen.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: cckeiser on August 23, 2011, 10:10:43 PM
Quote from: rabbirowland on August 23, 2011, 05:57:13 PM
And a good day to you sir, I appreciate the welcome...I dig the vibe in this forum. Mark it, gentlemen.
Yo! Welcome to our nice quiet beach community dude. Smoke em if you got em. 8)
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 24, 2011, 11:15:33 AM
Quote from: 4weeddude on August 23, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.

Harsh... very harsh :)
I guess your home IS a private residence, even in the spirit world! :P
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Zen Dog on September 07, 2011, 05:40:06 PM
Have you considered that the dudely departed may be having issues with you being in THEIR private residence.
And that they may not in fact realise that they have played their last game in this league?
I mean,Donny didn't actually make it to the finals did he? Just a thought dudes.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Rev. Ed C on September 11, 2011, 11:58:52 AM
Quote from: thinkingdude on September 11, 2011, 10:10:52 AM
Nobody has yet to provide a Dudeism version of a exorcism speech as of yet. I don't know if others ordained here has come up with one yet. I'll have to think on that one. Peace.

~thinkingdude

Why would there be a Dudeist version of a speech?  We don't do speeches, that's too much effort.  We're not preachy or practise-y, we do things simply and without malice.

This is the Dudeist way of sorting out spectres:

Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 23, 2011, 04:27:11 PM
That's an easy one.  Offer it a seat and a drink and make friends.  With a bit of luck it'll like the same sort of movies you do :)
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: the d on November 12, 2011, 12:36:31 PM
I kinda have an inner "waltergeist" does that count? A Jay and a caucasian, seem to sooth the reactionary "man in me"
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 12, 2011, 01:30:28 PM
Would a Dudeist exorcism have to be performed by a "Dudersist?" ;D Maybe a Walter type "you're in a world a of pain" approach would be best...........

MARK IT ZERO!!!

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Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: IamtheWarl0ckDude on December 01, 2011, 12:44:48 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on November 12, 2011, 01:30:28 PM
Would a Dudeist exorcism have to be performed by a "Dudersist?" ;D Maybe a Walter type "you're in a world a of pain" approach would be best...........

MARK IT ZERO!!!



Dude I totally agree. That'd be awesome!!!
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: milnie on December 01, 2011, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: 4weeddude on August 23, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.

just make sure you open the window before lighting the J dude. could get a nasty backdraft there :)
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: BigBossMan on January 20, 2012, 03:08:13 AM
Wouldn't the dudely thing to do would be to just smoke the spirit out?
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcism?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 20, 2012, 02:07:07 PM
Quote from: BigBossMan on January 20, 2012, 03:08:13 AM
Wouldn't the dudely thing to do would be to just smoke the spirit out?

I'm with you...the only problem I can foresee is that dudeghost might get so mellow it'd want to stay and create a fuss when you're not tokin.

Peace