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Dudeist Religion => Under the Influences => Zen Buddhism => Topic started by: cckeiser on January 08, 2011, 01:15:10 PM

Title: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on January 08, 2011, 01:15:10 PM
Ok dudes, what would Zen Dudeism look like??  ??? ;D
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Rev. Gary (revgms) on January 08, 2011, 01:35:06 PM
A bunch of Dudes walking around a rug.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on January 08, 2011, 01:56:40 PM
Quote from: revgms on January 08, 2011, 01:35:06 PM
A bunch of Dudes walking around a rug.
Yeah, I think you're right dude. Dudeism and Zen Dudeism are pretty much the same thing!
You know, driving around, bowling and the occasional flashbacks.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: brother_erwin on January 09, 2011, 12:38:27 PM
Pretty much the same but with less likelihood to develop hemorrhoids ;D
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Rev. Gary (revgms) on January 09, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
Sometimes I think we are the pothead version of Zen. Like I totally dig the philosophy of Zen, but I find it's practice a bit exhausting, it feels as though it's trying just a little too hard to not try.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on January 09, 2011, 03:27:21 PM
Quote from: revgms on January 09, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
Sometimes I think we are the pothead version of Zen. Like I totally dig the philosophy of Zen, but I find it's practice a bit exhausting, it feels as though it's trying just a little too hard to not try.
Hey, I know what you mean!
I find most religions; even Buddhism and Zen Buddhism much like machines which are designed to churn out more of themselves. But once you become part of the machine you lose you perspective. From the inside you do not know you are just part of the machine.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: brother_erwin on January 09, 2011, 04:15:23 PM
Also, dudes, let's not forget, let's not forget that there are quite a few Zen-stories of guys who became enlightened the moment they stopped trying to become enlightened.

And of those who spend years sitting and meditating and not getting very far.

Faithfully
Brother Erwin
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 09, 2011, 08:24:00 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on January 08, 2011, 01:15:10 PM
Ok dudes, what would Zen Dudeism look like??  ??? ;D

Might look like this.................

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8W3cNIC_LaGBRM:http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk295/bigmikemdz/Blog%20Photos/18827135.jpg&t=1)

Roughly akin to...................

(http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/cob/img/buddha.jpg)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cakebelly on January 09, 2011, 10:10:11 PM
 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on January 09, 2011, 10:41:45 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 09, 2011, 08:24:00 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on January 08, 2011, 01:15:10 PM
Ok dudes, what would Zen Dudeism look like??  ??? ;D

Might look like this.................

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8W3cNIC_LaGBRM:http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk295/bigmikemdz/Blog%20Photos/18827135.jpg&t=1)

Roughly akin to...................

(http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/cob/img/buddha.jpg)
Ahhhh...Stoned!
Yeah, dude, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on January 10, 2011, 06:13:46 AM
I bowl when I bowl,

I drink Caucasians when I drink Caucasians,

I drive when I drive,

that is Zen.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: brother_erwin on January 10, 2011, 06:51:24 AM
Hi DB,
great picture!
where is it from? I mean the one with the Buddha-like sitting Dude and Walter. It's not in the movie, is it? Have I missed out a director's cut or something?
Faithfully
BE
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 10, 2011, 07:25:48 AM
Quote from: brother_erwin on January 10, 2011, 06:51:24 AM
Hi DB,
great picture!
where is it from? I mean the one with the Buddha-like sitting Dude and Walter. It's not in the movie, is it? Have I missed out a director's cut or something?
Faithfully
BE


That is from a scene in the movie that was cut. The dude and Walter are waiting outside to see the undertaker taking care of Donny's ashes (the coffee can scene) as I recall the description stated. Was never used in the movie, but I think it was used in one trailer. Have to check that out though.

Yeah, it looked pretty zen like, brother_erwin.  ;D
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: brother_erwin on January 11, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
Much obliged, DB, for this explanation.
It sure looks good!

Faithfully BE
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on January 11, 2011, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 10, 2011, 06:13:46 AM
I bowl when I bowl,

I drink Caucasians when I drink Caucasians,

I drive when I drive,

that is Zen.

Thanks meekon5, that's about as good a description as I have read anywhere.
Fabulous stuff! ;D
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: 4weeddude on July 08, 2011, 06:13:19 PM
Something like this?

(http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/The14weed/Odds%20and%20Ends/BobcatonCactus.jpg)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: hannahdude on August 28, 2011, 12:14:44 PM
meekon is truly a treasure.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Sam on February 21, 2012, 08:40:34 AM
I see what you did there.... clever man.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Caesar dude on February 21, 2012, 03:27:26 PM
QuoteSomething like this?

Did you balance that cat on there....it wouldn't surprise me dude.  ;)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on February 22, 2012, 05:39:35 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on February 21, 2012, 03:27:26 PM
QuoteSomething like this?

Did you balance that cat on there....it wouldn't surprise me dude.  ;)

Cat balancing, much like cat herding! A lot of effort with little reward.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: milnie on February 22, 2012, 08:06:28 AM
i dont think i will ever achieve zen-dudeism in my line of work, too many dead line.
it is done when it is done does not go down well with the bosses! ;)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on February 22, 2012, 09:15:39 AM
Cat juggling is also quite difficult as well.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: milnie on February 22, 2012, 11:42:30 AM
an alarming offshoot about cats M5. Is this your house?


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Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on February 22, 2012, 12:26:27 PM
You've never lived with Siamese cats:

(http://www.siamese-cats.com/images/mainPics/loveApples.jpg)

(these are not mine btw)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on February 22, 2012, 12:28:06 PM
Quote from: milnie on February 22, 2012, 11:42:30 AM
an alarming offshoot about cats M5. Is this your house?


I sometimes get on a theme and have to explore it to it's end.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Caesar dude on February 22, 2012, 03:11:06 PM
All the cats in Thailand are Siamese. ;)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: BikerDude on February 23, 2012, 04:07:49 PM
What does a Buddhist say at a hot dog cart in NYC?

Make me one with everything.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on February 23, 2012, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: BikerDude on February 23, 2012, 04:07:49 PM
What does a Buddhist say at a hot dog cart in NYC?

Make me one with everything.

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Caesar dude on February 23, 2012, 06:46:38 PM

Great joke.

Watch and cringe....  :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltzDHTbaI8s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltzDHTbaI8s)

Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on February 24, 2012, 08:25:51 AM
do you think he would have tried the same thing with the Pope.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Rev. Gary (revgms) on April 04, 2012, 08:24:34 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on February 24, 2012, 08:25:51 AM
do you think he would have tried the same thing with the Pope.

Fuck no! You don't tease former Nazis.

Sorry that was harsh, it's just that I'm from the US, and right now we have Santorum all over the place. That guy is not Zen.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: meekon5 on April 04, 2012, 10:23:34 AM
Quote from: revgms on April 04, 2012, 08:24:34 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on February 24, 2012, 08:25:51 AM
do you think he would have tried the same thing with the Pope.

Fuck no! You don't tease former Nazis.

Sorry that was harsh, it's just that I'm from the US, and right now we have Santorum all over the place. That guy is not Zen.

See I can't see that name (Santorum) without thinking Sanitorium (or is that Bedlam?)

(http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/h/hogarth/william/trusler/images/rake_08.jpg)

Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Zen Dog on October 13, 2012, 05:36:48 AM
Bedlam.People used to pay to go in and be entertained by the patients.Now they televise it and call it Big Brother.And most people don't know what Big Brother really means either.Or who George Orwell was.He used to live in my street.Before my time of course.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: fos121 on February 25, 2013, 08:23:11 AM
Ashes in the wind
Bowling pins fall
Shut the fuck up Donny!
There is no rug
The Dude abides.
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Boston Rockbury on February 25, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
Quote from: fos121 on February 25, 2013, 08:23:11 AM
Ashes in the wind
Bowling pins fall
Shut the fuck up Donny!
There is no rug
The Dude abides.
Your first ever roll down this lane is a strike dude!
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: cckeiser on February 25, 2013, 12:42:09 PM
Quote from: fos121 on February 25, 2013, 08:23:11 AM
Ashes in the wind
Bowling pins fall
Shut the fuck up Donny!
There is no rug
The Dude abides.

You're throwing Rocks dude!
Welcome to our beach party dude! 8)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: Shagbeard on January 12, 2014, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 10, 2011, 06:13:46 AM
I bowl when I bowl,

I drink Caucasians when I drink Caucasians,

I drive when I drive,

that is Zen.

I been putting this into practice; Often scattering my thoughts and tasks makes me uptight. Stop pick a task do it to finish or as close as possible (Provided events prevent) then move to next. This has surprisingly brought more calm aka dude.  8)
Title: Re: Zen Dudeism!
Post by: jdurand on January 12, 2014, 03:53:50 PM
When you meditate on your rug, be sure you won't be disturbed

(http://tubegator.com/content/uploads/f16_Chase.jpg)