So tonight I had to have a few burgers, a few beers, and some relaxing at my pad.
Problem is, I had the oat sodas, but had a definite lack of burgers. So I jumped in my ride and headed up the street to the local In And Out Burgers and snagged a couple of classic regulars.
Didn't take long, the local In And Out is only a few minutes away. When I arrived back at the pad I was ready for a night of oat sodas, burgers and a flick on NetFlicks.
All is well with the world for DigitalBuddha.............
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8881/dbinandoutnightdec72010.jpg)
Have to say, their burgers KICK ASS!! (http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/images/smilies/Classics/Phishfolk.gif)
;D An urban achievement, Dude - you went out, you scored your daily what-have-you and you made it safely back home to your bungalow - unmolested by Nihilists - to sink another cold one. Dudely 8)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 08, 2010, 12:21:36 PM
;D An urban achievement, Dude - you went out, you scored your daily what-have-you and you made it safely back home to your bungalow - unmolested by Nihilists - to sink another cold one. Dudely 8)
Fucking eh, cakedude, it doesn't get any better; a few burgers, a few beers, our troubles are over.
(http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-infashion/Audrina%20Burger.png)
Fucking-A! Us Angelenos are really lucky to have such excellent burgers at our disposal! Sometimes i take it for granted just how tasty those morsels are. Just thinking about those burgers makes me feel all warm inside... i may have to make the pilgrimage over there ... four dollars here!... almost five.... i'm just gonna find a cash machine!
No such burger joints here in Nebraska man. Anyone want to ship me some? LOL
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 08, 2010, 03:48:23 PM
(http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-infashion/Audrina%20Burger.png)
I'm sorry but that is not a burger she is eating there, though the rest of the picture seems to be in order.
(You should see the crap McD serves as bloody burgers in UK).
Quote from: meekon5 on February 17, 2011, 05:27:32 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 08, 2010, 03:48:23 PM
(http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-infashion/Audrina%20Burger.png)
I'm sorry but that is not a burger she is eating there, though the rest of the picture seems to be in order.
(You should see the crap McD serves as bloody burgers in UK).
What is she eating, M5 dude? Looks like a burger, what do you see? Have to say, though, given her female form, she could be eating anything as far as I am concerned! ;D
Quote from: DarthMoose74 on February 16, 2011, 08:44:38 PM
No such burger joints here in Nebraska man. Anyone want to ship me some? LOL
Maybe the ForumDude could ship In and Out Burgers from the Dudespaper store?
Quote from: Rev. Treehorn on February 11, 2011, 12:41:39 PM
Fucking-A! Us Angelenos are really lucky to have such excellent burgers at our disposal! Sometimes i take it for granted just how tasty those morsels are. Just thinking about those burgers makes me feel all warm inside... i may have to make the pilgrimage over there ... four dollars here!... almost five.... i'm just gonna find a cash machine!
Fucking eh, dude. Being how lazy we are in L.A., having a local IAOB near by is like dude-vana! A quick hop up the street in a robe, a few bucks up front from the ole' cash machine; you're on your way back to the pad with a dude like dinner! Life doesn't get any more dude like!
those are some good burgers
take a pilgrimage to Donny's final resting place, say goodnight to the sweet prince.
there will be burgers up the street on Camrose I think.
What I'm talking about is McD publish this enticing image of a burger:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-5/mcdonalds-double-cheeseburger.jpg)
Notice no visible reference to actual size.
When you actually get the burger the real size is pityful:
(http://thebln.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/McDonalds_burger.jpg)
Not the amazing feast the young lady in your image seems to be enjoying. Now thats a meal!
(http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-infashion/Audrina%20Burger.png)
It's very difficult to get a decent bloody burger in the UK is what I'm saying. (I think).
There we go a new campaign:
"Dudeists for Better Burgers!"
;D
oh and as a P.S. check out:
McDonald?s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101012/bs_yblog_upshot/mcdonalds-happy-meal-resists-decomposition-for-six-months).
and
The Burger Lab: Revisiting the Myth of The 12-Year Old McDonald's Burger That Just Won't Rot (Testing Results!) (http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/11/the-burger-lab-revisiting-the-myth-of-the-12-year-old-burger-testing-results.html).
Quote from: meekon5 on February 18, 2011, 05:52:19 AM
What I'm talking about is McD publish this enticing image of a burger:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-5/mcdonalds-double-cheeseburger.jpg)
Notice no visible reference to actual size.
When you actually get the burger the real size is pityful:
(http://thebln.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/McDonalds_burger.jpg)
Not the amazing feast the young lady in your image seems to be enjoying. Now thats a meal!
(http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-infashion/Audrina%20Burger.png)
It's very difficult to get a decent bloody burger in the UK is what I'm saying. (I think).
There we go a new campaign:
"Dudeists for Better Burgers!"
;D
oh and as a P.S. check out:
McDonald?s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101012/bs_yblog_upshot/mcdonalds-happy-meal-resists-decomposition-for-six-months).
and
The Burger Lab: Revisiting the Myth of The 12-Year Old McDonald's Burger That Just Won't Rot (Testing Results!) (http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/11/the-burger-lab-revisiting-the-myth-of-the-12-year-old-burger-testing-results.html).
jesus! What's that smell, man! Yeah, that doesn't look like much more than a grease bomb, M5. McDonald's marketing dudes can mark it zero for that ad!
Grease bomb with a smile.
The enticing image looks like a frown, but hey thats just me. There is no Mcd in Malibu. Not if I have anything to say about it.
Well dudes, maybe it's time to open a Dude Burger joint in the UK?
Actually, that's not a bad idea for North America either! ;D
They would have to be worthy fuckin' burgers though. 8)
Quote from: cckeiser on February 19, 2011, 12:18:27 AM
Well dudes, maybe it's time to open a Dude Burger joint in the UK?
Actually, that's not a bad idea for North America either! ;D
They would have to be worthy fuckin' burgers though. 8)
Fucking eh, man, that is a righteous idea, cc dude. A DudeBurger! I bet THOSE would be good burgers, dude!
A dude like Friday night...
A few DudeBurgers, a few beers, some cash free zesty coitus, and new rug, burning one after...our troubles are over; living the life, mang!
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 19, 2011, 02:08:43 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on February 19, 2011, 12:18:27 AM
Well dudes, maybe it's time to open a Dude Burger joint in the UK?
Actually, that's not a bad idea for North America either! ;D
They would have to be worthy fuckin' burgers though. 8)
Fucking eh, man, that is a righteous idea, cc dude. A DudeBurger! I bet THOSE would be good burgers, dude!
A dude like Friday night...
A few DudeBurgers, a few beers, some cash free zesty coitus, and new rug, burning one after...our troubles are over; living the life, mang!
We need a worthy fuckin' recipe for a burger dudes. You know, cut of meet, % fat, how it's cooked/ open flame, charcoal...electric iron maybe...etc? Any ideas dudes?
Quote from: cckeiser on February 19, 2011, 12:18:27 AMWe need a worthy fuckin' recipe for a burger dudes. You know, cut of meet, % fat, how it's cooked/ open flame, charcoal...electric iron maybe...etc? Any ideas dudes?
Hmmmm, have to meditate on that one, but will do some research cc dude. Having a dude like recipe is a very good idea.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 19, 2011, 02:50:33 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on February 19, 2011, 12:18:27 AMWe need a worthy fuckin' recipe for a burger dudes. You know, cut of meet, % fat, how it's cooked/ open flame, charcoal...electric iron maybe...etc? Any ideas dudes?
Hmmmm, have to meditate on that one, but will do some research cc dude. Having a dude like recipe is a very good idea.
Yeah digital dude...can't be just any cut for a Dude Burger...gotta be worthy of The Dude if you know what I mean? Take it to the next level of Abiding. Maybe 30% fat to keep it juicy no matter how incinerated? High fat... crisp char on the outside, juice dripping down your chin from the first bite! A fuckin' 5 napkin burger dude! ;D
Then we need the Fixin's for The Dude Burger, the Walter Burger, the Donny Burger, the Maude Burger...the Jesus Burger...etc!
I'm drooling already dude! ;D
The Walter Burger would have to be no pork in the mix. The Maude Burger, lots of porkin there. ;D
Donny died of a heart attack, no shots fired, so would that one be low fat?, or would it be high-fat, the plane has crashed into the mountain fat burger????
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 19, 2011, 06:06:57 PM
The Walter Burger would have to be no pork in the mix. The Maude Burger, lots of porkin there. ;D
Donny died of a heart attack, no shots fired, so would that one be low fat?, or would it be high-fat, the plane has crashed into the mountain fat burger????
No, Low Fat is The Chinaman burger! ;D
Sorry...just could not help myself!!!! 8)
I am definitely in contreement with that comment about the guys who built the railroads burger.
Some other ideas.............
"The Nihilist Burger," would cost what ever you have in your pocket and the marquee would read..................
The Nihilist Burger.......................................................Ve Vant the Money, Lebowski!
The Kraut Burger........................................................Sorry, not available on the Sabbath. Shomer fucking shabas!
The Jackie Treehorn Special (AKA, The Log Jammer)...Comes with a free drink. What cha drink, dude?
The Johnson Burger (AKA, The Tube Steak)................Cut off anyway you want it.
The Compeers Special, burgers for two......................Not sold in the drive through; get outta that fucking car, man!
The Big Lebowski Burger............................................Perfect for eating on the job, Sir!
The Bum's Burger.......................................................Sorry, we lost it. (The bum's always lose)
could add
The Malibu Burger, comes with a cup of coffee
The lingenberry Burger, now that sounds like a mess
The Larry Sellers Burger, topped with a special sauce you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
The Vagina burger.. Hey, even if you can't say it, it's shaped like a taco...
The Brother Shamus Burger...comes with hot dog on the side and an Irish Monk http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4438.html ;D
If you want to make burgers RIGHT, and not the generic fast food bs that exists everywhere, you have to start with the ingredients. Preperation is the next most important factor, then finally atmosphere. Details like how you'll serve the meal, what you'll charge to exceed your investment, portions, etc all come later.
The best hamburger you can enjoy is high fat. All this low fat, lean meat mumbo jumbo is fascism working against you.
1. The brain requires fat to maintain the bodys cell metabolism and function correctly.
2. Fat in food isn't what is killing people, it's chemical addiction, hormone manipulation in our food, and high fructose corn products combined with sitting at a computer for 8 hours a day.
3. Fat is where most of the flavor comes from in the burger, and when you pay for a fancy steak you're paying for the meat that's been hanging out with the fat.
A burger the dude would be honored to enjoy is one that doesn't try to be something it's not. We all should adhere to the K.I.S.S method (keep it simple stupid), since occams razor has proven itself time and again. The burger should consist of primarily nothing more than...
1. MEAT
2. CHEESE
3. BUN
(4.) Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and any other "toppings" should be provided upon REQUEST.
The patty should be built using 70% USDA CHOICE ROUND and 30% PRIME RIB
You take you're prime meat, ground into litte meat balls, then take the choice meat and cover it over the prime. Make a patty (preferably genuine quarter pounders to half pound burgers) Anything less and it's too little to be called a burger, anything more and it will take too long to cook. Although specialty challenge burgers (The Big Lebowski) may be on the menu for those who wish to attempt the wall of fame. I digress.
The best method for cooking a burger is...ON A SKILLET WITH OIL!!!
But thankfully a commercial grill will do just as well. Flame to burger is a big no no. Great for a barbique, bad for your burgers flavor. You can use a propane grill and individually wrap the burgers in aluminum, but it's not cost effective. A simple flat electric grill with oil works every time.
It's best to do your burger with olive oil at home, but since you'll probably be frying fries at your burger joint, you'll want to keep it simple and stick to one brand of oil to prepare both.
CHEESE.
Wisconsin.
Sharp Cheddar.
Thick slices...Need I say more?
BUN
I prefer a kaiser bun that's been slightly toasted with a bit of the runoff from cooking the burger soaked and fried into the both sides, this way the bun won't get soggy and provides some of the flavor and fat that was lost while cooking. You pay for the meat, so this way you get a little more back. HOWEVER, a lot of people seem to like seasame seed buns because mcdonalds engineered theirs to maintain homiostasis by enriching them with silly putty.
If you want another example of a great burger place, check out 5 guys burgers. They have a good thing going.
Quote from: Koog-meister on February 20, 2011, 09:25:46 AM
If you want to make burgers RIGHT, and not the generic fast food bs that exists everywhere, you have to start with the ingredients. Preperation is the next most important factor, then finally atmosphere. Details like how you'll serve the meal, what you'll charge to exceed your investment, portions, etc all come later.
The best hamburger you can enjoy is high fat. All this low fat, lean meat mumbo jumbo is fascism working against you.
1. The brain requires fat to maintain the bodys cell metabolism and function correctly.
2. Fat in food isn't what is killing people, it's chemical addiction, hormone manipulation in our food, and high fructose corn products combined with sitting at a computer for 8 hours a day.
3. Fat is where most of the flavor comes from in the burger, and when you pay for a fancy steak you're paying for the meat that's been hanging out with the fat.
A burger the dude would be honored to enjoy is one that doesn't try to be something it's not. We all should adhere to the K.I.S.S method (keep it simple stupid), since occams razor has proven itself time and again. The burger should consist of primarily nothing more than...
1. MEAT
2. CHEESE
3. BUN
(4.) Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and any other "toppings" should be provided upon REQUEST.
The patty should be built using 70% USDA CHOICE ROUND and 30% PRIME RIB
You take you're prime meat, ground into litte meat balls, then take the choice meat and cover it over the prime. Make a patty (preferably genuine quarter pounders to half pound burgers) Anything less and it's too little to be called a burger, anything more and it will take too long to cook. Although specialty challenge burgers (The Big Lebowski) may be on the menu for those who wish to attempt the wall of fame. I digress.
The best method for cooking a burger is...ON A SKILLET WITH OIL!!!
But thankfully a commercial grill will do just as well. Flame to burger is a big no no. Great for a barbique, bad for your burgers flavor. You can use a propane grill and individually wrap the burgers in aluminum, but it's not cost effective. A simple flat electric grill with oil works every time.
It's best to do your burger with olive oil at home, but since you'll probably be frying fries at your burger joint, you'll want to keep it simple and stick to one brand of oil to prepare both.
CHEESE.
Wisconsin.
Sharp Cheddar.
Thick slices...Need I say more?
BUN
I prefer a kaiser bun that's been slightly toasted with a bit of the runoff from cooking the burger soaked and fried into the both sides, this way the bun won't get soggy and provides some of the flavor and fat that was lost while cooking. You pay for the meat, so this way you get a little more back. HOWEVER, a lot of people seem to like seasame seed buns because mcdonalds engineered theirs to maintain homiostasis by enriching them with silly putty.
If you want another example of a great burger place, check out 5 guys burgers. They have a good thing going.
Now we are talking BURGER dude!
They just opened a 5 guys not to far from us. Have yet to try them. I don't get out much. 8)
How about The Woo Burger?
Don't know what is in it, but the bun is drizzled with pickle juice! ;D
Quote from: cckeiser on February 20, 2011, 03:01:19 PM
How about The Woo Burger?
Don't know what is in it, but the bun is drizzled with pickle juice! ;D
;D ;D Cool!
The Woo Burger.........................No, no, not on the burger, man!
The What-Have-You Burger.......Made anyway you want it.
The Maude Burger.....................Covered with zesty special house blend coitus sauce.
The Knox Burger........................Includes video discount coupon from Netflix
The Brandt Burger.....................You can't watch it being made, only a $100, or clams, or what have you.
The Notes Burger......................Eat it and give us notes.
The Rents Due Burger...............Just slip the money under the door, we'll bring it out to you.
The Bunny Burger......................Taste a bit salty when your lady friend sucks it down.
The Tai Burger...........................Mind if we burn you a J? Made with hemp seed bun!
Drinks; Coke, IcedTea, Lemonade, White Russian, Oat Sodas, Caucasians, Sioux City Sarsaparilla..........The bar's over there.
What!? No sarsaparilla? We gotta have Sioux City Sarsaparilla! ;D
Quote from: cckeiser on February 20, 2011, 07:39:58 PM
What!? No sarsaparilla? We gotta have Sioux City Sarsaparilla! ;D
Oh shit yeah, I forgot that!
oooh! The Tai Burger gotta have a hemp seed bun! ;D
Quote from: cckeiser on February 20, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
oooh! The Tai Burger gotta have a hemp seed bun! ;D
Good idea, cc dude, you're throwing rocks tonight!
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 20, 2011, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on February 20, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
oooh! The Tai Burger gotta have a hemp seed bun! ;D
Good idea, cc dude, you're throwing rocks tonight!
Thanks Digital dude, I have been keeping my mind limber! ;D
I see you are throwing lots of rocks yourself dude!
So, you think any little Lebowski urban achiever will make use of all our fine ideas and open a DudeBurger Joint?
All good ideas dudes, but sounds exhausting. 8)
Quote from: cckeiser on February 20, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 20, 2011, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on February 20, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
oooh! The Tai Burger gotta have a hemp seed bun! ;D
Good idea, cc dude, you're throwing rocks tonight!
Thanks Digital dude, I have been keeping my mind limber! ;D
I see you are throwing lots of rocks yourself dude!
So, you think any little Lebowski urban achiever will make use of all our fine ideas and open a DudeBurger Joint?
All good ideas dudes, but sounds exhausting. 8)
Thanks man, and shit yeah, the achievers! Would be far fuckin' out to see a real Dude Burger open up!
5 guys is amazing...But I think you've got something going with The Rents Due burger...delivery for dudes? Absolutely perfect idea.
Quote from: cckeiser on February 19, 2011, 12:18:27 AM
Well dudes, maybe it's time to open a Dude Burger joint in the UK?
Actually, that's not a bad idea for North America either! ;D
They would have to be worthy fuckin' burgers though. 8)
Actually Mcd is a franchise that one guy owns for the UK.
Dude Burger Restaurants springing up all over the world (is that how we take the world over?)
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 19, 2011, 02:08:43 AM
Fucking eh, man, that is a righteous idea, cc dude. A DudeBurger! I bet THOSE would be good burgers, dude!
A dude like Friday night...
A few DudeBurgers, a few beers, some cash free zesty coitus, and new rug, burning one after...our troubles are over; living the life, mang!
Dudevana there DB.
Sod the two dozen virgins other religions offer.
That sounds perfect to me.
And why are they virgins in the first place? No one stops to ask that do they?
Someone else's cast offs, not for me.
Quote from: Koog-meister on February 21, 2011, 12:13:05 AM
5 guys is amazing...But I think you've got something going with The Rents Due burger...delivery for dudes? Absolutely perfect idea.
Good point, caters the being the laziest man in L.A. How about.............
The Laziest Man in L.A. Burger........Home delivery available as long as they haven't killed our fucking car, man!
Quote from: meekon5 on February 21, 2011, 06:13:59 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on February 19, 2011, 12:18:27 AM
Well dudes, maybe it's time to open a Dude Burger joint in the UK?
Actually, that's not a bad idea for North America either! ;D
They would have to be worthy fuckin' burgers though. 8)
Actually Mcd is a franchise that one guy owns for the UK.
Dude Burger Restaurants springing up all over the world (is that how we take the world over?)
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 19, 2011, 02:08:43 AM
Fucking eh, man, that is a righteous idea, cc dude. A DudeBurger! I bet THOSE would be good burgers, dude!
A dude like Friday night...
A few DudeBurgers, a few beers, some cash free zesty coitus, and new rug, burning one after...our troubles are over; living the life, mang!
Dudevana there DB.
Sod the two dozen virgins other religions offer.
That sounds perfect to me.
And why are they virgins in the first place? No one stops to ask that do they?
Someone else's cast offs, not for me.
Spread Dudeism through a worldwide chain of DudeBurgers? Now that is an awesome idea, M5!!
I'd like to have the dudely honor of being an investor
I'm no Maude Lebowski, but if there's a piece to be had and the ambition is real, I'm all for a Dude Burger.
I think I might *weep* tear up a bit, if I saw it become a reality.
Wave of the future; "Dude Burgers Family Restaurant" .........I'm filling out the forms for the copyright online, 100% electronic.
but not in Malibu, Jerkoff
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 08, 2010, 03:09:27 AM
So tonight I had to have a few burgers, a few beers, and some relaxing at my pad.
Problem is, I had the oat sodas, but had a definite lack of burgers. So I jumped in my ride and headed up the street to the local In And Out Burgers and snagged a couple of classic regulars.
Didn't take long, the local In And Out is only a few minutes away. When I arrived back at the pad I was ready for a night of oat sodas, burgers and a flick on NetFlicks.
All is well with the world for DigitalBuddha.............
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8881/dbinandoutnightdec72010.jpg)
Have to say, their burgers KICK ASS!! (http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/images/smilies/Classics/Phishfolk.gif)
that doesn't look like "protein style", did you get the regular, you know, white bread in the parlance of our times?
how are you guys uploading those large image files? i've tried every free picture service and they always reduce the size of my picture. is there something im missing here?
Quote from: Koog-meister on February 26, 2011, 12:00:28 AM
how are you guys uploading those large image files? i've tried every free picture service and they always reduce the size of my picture. is there something im missing here?
http://imageshack.us/index4.php
Quote from: Koog-meister on February 26, 2011, 12:00:28 AM
how are you guys uploading those large image files? i've tried every free picture service and they always reduce the size of my picture. is there something im missing here?
I personally use Flikr:
http://www.flickr.com/
Thank guys, now i can upload this.