So I was watching The Big L over the weekend and more or less looking for a lead or two into something I had not noticed before (had the boys in the crime lab working in shifts).
I had always wondered why Knox Harrington, the video artist, had a mild but almost uncontrollable laugh when the Dude talks with him. And, Knox and Maude have a good laugh even as Maude is on the phone.
** The scene.............
Knox Harrington: So you're Lebowski. Maudie's told me all about you. She'll be back in a moment, sit down. Would you like a drink?
The Dude: [as he sits down] Uh, yeah. White Russian?
Knox Harrington: The bar's over there.
(http://content8.flixster.com/question/53/36/25/5336254_std.jpg)
So this is my theory, dudes; they're both laughing upon the Dude entering the scene because they (Maude and Knox) BOTH know what Maude is planning on doing with the Dude; i.e., have a little Lebowski with someone she doesn't have to see socially. To Maude, the Dude was perfect for the stud roll.
** Also, it would explain the strange comments Maude makes when she first meets the Dude............
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IvoTTAk89Gs/SmR4IQANYjI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/gzljYAtGkA4/s400/maude_lebowski.jpg)
You may just be onto something, there, - when it comes to issues of coitus, DB's the Dude with the nose of a Shamus (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif) ;D
David Thewlis (Knox) is a terrific actor and it is well worth having a look at some of his other work; most notably with the Director/Writer Mike Leigh (any Mike Leigh movie is worth checking out - the actors get practically no notes and a great deal of the work involved is improvised): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107653/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107653/)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 07, 2010, 10:58:10 PM
You may just be onto something, there, - when it comes to issues of coitus, DB's the Dude with the nose of a Shamus (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif) ;D
David Thewlis (Knox) is a terrific actor and it is well worth having a look at some of his other work; most notably with the Director/Writer Mike Leigh (any Mike Leigh movie is worth checking out - the actors get practically no notes and a great deal of the work involved is improvised): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107653/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107653/)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/)
Fucking eh, man; coitus and oat sodas have made many a dude a happy dude. ;D
(http://image53.webshots.com/53/1/79/6/448817906HJresV_ph.jpg)
Yeah, David Thewlis is a great actor. He abided well in "The Kingdom of Heaven."
http://www.kingdomofheaven.ca/kingdomofheaven.ihtml?step=4
He can also play a pretty good nazi (nothing ever changes)........
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSECYKwG1gc8swCoorFwGp4Wfn12V1cdYdBwkZiY66tJ2KjZoM8)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 07, 2010, 10:58:10 PM
You may just be onto something, there, - when it comes to issues of coitus, DB's the Dude with the nose of a Shamus (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif) ;D
David Thewlis (Knox) is a terrific actor and it is well worth having a look at some of his other work; most notably with the Director/Writer Mike Leigh (any Mike Leigh movie is worth checking out - the actors get practically no notes and a great deal of the work involved is improvised): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107653/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107653/)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/)
Cakebelly what is the little man doing here?
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif)
It looks to me like he's doing it manually. Was that the intention?
I believe that to be the case - the site I ripped it off from used to have a much better 'manualist' smiley but they have replaced it with this inferior white bubble-head thing. I saw rather more graphic ones, last night but I didn't really trust the site (besides, photofucket seem to be 'delete happy' when it comes to my uploads).
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif) ;D
Looking at it further he is in fact attempting to masturbate over the smiley!
You've just invented emoticon porn.
Quote from: meekon5 on December 09, 2010, 06:14:08 AM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif) ;D
Looking at it further he is in fact attempting to masturbate over the smiley!
You've just invented emoticon porn.
You mean... emoticoitus? I mean, you know this guy? (http://dudeism.com/smf/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 09, 2010, 06:50:56 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on December 09, 2010, 06:14:08 AM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/68.gif) ;D
Looking at it further he is in fact attempting to masturbate over the smiley!
You've just invented emoticon porn.
You mean... emoticoitus? I mean, you know this guy? (http://dudeism.com/smf/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
Actually doesn't this count as emoticoitus interruptus?
@DB/M5 (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/lol-053.gif)
"Invented emoticon porn" Well, I can't take credit for inventing it, Dude . . I just exploit . .I mean, I'm just a business man, (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/pimp.gif). Think of me as an enabler . . before I came along these little yellow Dudelings didn't have a clue; they'd gambol and play all day, rut, eat, sleep their lives away in their secret, rainbow-hued glades. Primitive, Dude, real third world shit, y'know. They had no tv, no tap-water (they used to drink outta streams, man), no benefits of Democracy at all, Dudes. They didn't even know how to use their great mineral wealth . . so, it was like my Christian duty to help them out, y'know. They ain't fast learners but their keen (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/smiley-sex024.gif). We gave them Jesus - they didn't understand that at all, at first (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/cross.gif) but they soon got the hang of it. They just love to do their stuff - any time, night or day - (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/t1534.gif) and my rates are the best, Dudes, the best.
So, Dudes, come on down to Democracy Inc. - we got specials on all week (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/t1525.gif) . . deals and shows that you won't believe! (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/jackoff.gif).
Y'know, I heard the Pope is thinking of giving me a medal for my missionary work but, medals aren't important, Dude - it's the work that counts - I'm just happy to help Dudes help themselves.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/08/wikileaks-reveals-that-mi_n_793816.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/08/wikileaks-reveals-that-mi_n_793816.html)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 09, 2010, 12:02:02 PM
@DB/M5 (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/lol-053.gif)
"Invented emoticon porn" Well, I can't take credit for inventing it, Dude . . I just exploit . .I mean, I'm just a business man, (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/pimp.gif). Think of me as an enabler . . before I came along these little yellow Dudelings didn't have a clue; they'd gambol and play all day, rut, eat, sleep their lives away in their secret, rainbow-hued glades. Primitive, Dude, real third world shit, y'know. They had no tv, no tap-water (they used to drink outta streams, man), no benefits of Democracy at all, Dudes. They didn't even know how to use their great mineral wealth . . so, it was like my Christian duty to help them out, y'know. They ain't fast learners but their keen (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/smiley-sex024.gif). We gave them Jesus - they didn't understand that at all, at first (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/cross.gif) but they soon got the hang of it. They just love to do their stuff - any time, night or day - (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/t1534.gif) and my rates are the best, Dudes, the best.
So, Dudes, come on down to Democracy Inc. - we got specials on all week (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/t1525.gif) . . deals and shows that you won't believe! (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/jackoff.gif).
Y'know, I heard the Pope is thinking of giving me a medal for my missionary work but, medals aren't important, Dude - it's the work that counts - I'm just happy to help Dudes help themselves.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/08/wikileaks-reveals-that-mi_n_793816.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/08/wikileaks-reveals-that-mi_n_793816.html)
Dude, Jackie Treehorn would be proud. ;D
100% electronic!
Quote from: cckeiser on December 19, 2010, 09:31:52 PM
100% electronic!
Yeah, but my smileys still jerk off manually. ;D
I just think the little euro tight wearing video Artist got all atwitter in the presence of his Dudeness.
Simple case of a school girl crush.
Quote from: BikerDude on December 24, 2010, 10:44:56 AM
I just think the little euro tight wearing video Artist got all atwitter in the presence of his Dudeness.
Simple case of a school girl crush.
Well, dude, we just don't know.
Issues of interest. Thanks for the info. :(
Dude. If you're not a spammer, you're really not helping your situation.
Quote from: Tripnastic on January 23, 2011, 11:03:53 PM
Dude. If you're not a spammer, you're really not helping your situation.
I'm beginning to think of him as a pet (fish). :)
Maybe its time to go fishing. ;D
Some how managed to post these else where (Doh!).
Quote from: cckeiser on January 23, 2011, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: Tripnastic on January 23, 2011, 11:03:53 PM
Dude. If you're not a spammer, you're really not helping your situation.
I'm beginning to think of him as a pet (fish). :)
I have to be honest, (and I may have mentioned it before) I spent the first few months on this forum thinking DB was actually a BL themed spambot that hadn't been noticed because all it did was post BL quotes.
I wonder if the same is true of Fishex99, just a bit shy.
For just a second I was thinking "more black magic!"
Quote from: Tripnastic on January 24, 2011, 09:58:45 AM
For just a second I was thinking "more black magic!"
Just the usual hole in the space time continuum that I usually inhabit.
Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 09:46:15 AM
Some how managed to post these else where (Doh!).
Quote from: cckeiser on January 23, 2011, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: Tripnastic on January 23, 2011, 11:03:53 PM
Dude. If you're not a spammer, you're really not helping your situation.
I'm beginning to think of him as a pet (fish). :)
I have to be honest, (and I may have mentioned it before) I spent the first few months on this forum thinking DB was actually a BL themed spambot...
That's just what my wife says. ;D