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Title: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 07, 2010, 04:11:15 PM
Share some giggles, Dudes (Jokes, links, stories what-have-yous);

This is a clip from a BBC series called "The League Of Gentlemen"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3LduV4-tg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3LduV4-tg)



Turkish Proverb: A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a goat for ecstasy.

(from "The Languid Goat is Always Thin" http://www.amazon.com/Languid-Goat-Always-Thin-Strangest/dp/0740727354 (http://www.amazon.com/Languid-Goat-Always-Thin-Strangest/dp/0740727354) - I think we should adopt a few of those proverbs)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 11, 2010, 02:22:48 PM
 ;D Mitchell & Webb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEle_DLDg9Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEle_DLDg9Y)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 11, 2010, 02:25:15 PM
 ;D Armstrong & Miller (1st RAF sketch): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cckeiser on October 11, 2010, 02:43:33 PM
Mutts had a week of Dude comics last week but they will not show up on the archives for another two weeks.
http://muttscomics.com/default.aspx
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 11, 2010, 02:56:13 PM
 ;D Thanks for the intro, Dude
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cckeiser on October 11, 2010, 03:15:48 PM
http://muttscomics.com/default.aspx
If you refresh the page you get a different quote. A lot of Zen and even some Tao and Dude like quotes.
Loved this one!
"It's never too  late to do nothing"!
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 11, 2010, 03:24:30 PM
Cool! I can see that one becoming a Dude proverb.  ;D

"The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution" (Paul Cezanne)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 14, 2010, 01:53:56 AM
Dudeists for Hire:

Rev. Meekon (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/editpins3.jpg)

Rev. Dudeski: (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/editpins6.jpg)


Rev CC: (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/editpins7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on October 14, 2010, 07:00:29 AM
Have you been looking at my facebook page?

Exhibit One.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs062.snc4/34449_439877027362_726507362_5967991_4972731_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 14, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
 :D :D :D :D Wa-hahaha - Dude that's f'n brilliant! I didn't know you had a Facebook page - are there more pics of you in costume . . what's your handle? Thanks for posting, great pic  ;D
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on October 14, 2010, 11:45:36 AM
Believe it or not that's actually a picture from work.

Funnily enough:

http://www.facebook.com/meekon5
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 14, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
 ;D Quite a liberal dress policy they have at the NHM - I see they still insist on shiny shoes.

I know, this one is a bit obvious . . (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/saucebottleeditdonnification.jpg)

Man, you may have blown my gimp circuits with that pic  ;D
Your FB page is set to private so I had to send a request - that's where you exhibit your Gimp work, is it?
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on October 15, 2010, 06:14:17 AM
I put little bits in flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/

But I mostly use it for linking stuff here.

The facebook stuff is mostly other peoples photo's.
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 15, 2010, 11:37:41 AM
Cheers!  Lots of pics  ;D
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 15, 2010, 02:22:16 PM
 ;D 8) "The Ultimate song about loneliness, love and loss" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4GepPNQro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4GepPNQro)

also: Sitar/Guitar Jam + 'Hindi-Indie' version of (Radiohead's) "Creep": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_DNfKeLQU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_DNfKeLQU&feature=related)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 16, 2010, 01:48:12 AM
BBC Apocalyptic Rave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEPcUWk8xEo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEPcUWk8xEo)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 16, 2010, 05:52:39 PM
I know there are some Pratchett and Rankin fans in the League (I am one) and they may be interested in this American author (or indeed any Dude who delights in a well-crafted phrase) who, in my opinion, deserves a place among the aforementioned Dudely gentlemen. Christopher Moore has penned a string of highly entertaining (funny, thought provoking, wild) novels that would pull any Dudes bookshelf together. I have read them all and usually pass them on - treat yourselves to some high hilarity.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/dirty_job_pb_lg.gif)
random cover

If you want to read some Christopher Moore on screen IM me ["The Gospel According To Biff (Christ's Childhood Friend)" /"You Suck"/ "The Sutpidest Angel" / "BiteMe" / "A Dirty Job"/ "Coyote Blue"].

If you want to read some Pratchett, IM me.

Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 17, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
 ;D Prejudice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 17, 2010, 05:44:25 PM
 ;D No wonder we (Brits) don't win many Olympics medals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z998KwuvwXc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z998KwuvwXc)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 17, 2010, 05:46:48 PM
 8) For . . . erm, 'manualists': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cveZR4e91kU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cveZR4e91kU)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cckeiser on October 18, 2010, 01:05:26 PM
A week of Dude comics!
http://muttscomics.com/strip.aspx


(damn, I used to know how to post images!)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 19, 2010, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on October 18, 2010, 01:05:26 PM
A week of Dude comics!
http://muttscomics.com/strip.aspx

(http://muttscomics.com/strip.aspx)

That rug really ties that room together, does it not?

(http://muttscomics.com/art/images/daily/100410.gif)

Mutts rule!
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 20, 2010, 01:45:22 AM
 ;D Well, shucks - it wouldn't let me save that image, yesterday . . have you got special Duddha codes, Dude?  8)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on October 20, 2010, 02:33:14 AM
 8) Slide-show revision: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzZ9xH0Z4Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzZ9xH0Z4Q)
I still have hope for this one despite the fact that everyone seems to like Tumblin' Tumbleweeds, best  ;D
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cckeiser on October 21, 2010, 02:22:50 PM
If you will it...it is no dream.
http://muttscomics.com/pickaprint/findstrip.aspx?m=10&d=07&y=2010#ChooseStrip
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: ozzy85 on October 26, 2010, 04:46:05 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 19, 2010, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on October 18, 2010, 01:05:26 PM
A week of Dude comics!
http://muttscomics.com/strip.aspx

Yes!  I've been trying how to find out how to post this strip here!  I bet the dude is one of the Dudes here!

Just a very cool comic strip.

(http://muttscomics.com/strip.aspx)

That rug really ties that room together, does it not?

(http://muttscomics.com/art/images/daily/100410.gif)

Mutts rule!
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cckeiser on October 26, 2010, 05:22:38 PM
Go here: http://muttscomics.com/pickaprint/findstrip.aspx?m=10&d=07&y=2010#ChooseStrip

Pick Oct 4 to Oct 9 for all 6 Dude comics!

The Dude Abides!
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on November 05, 2010, 11:22:51 AM
Hitchcock's "The Birds" prequel:http://www.b3ta.com/links/Prequel_to_Alfred_Hitchcocks_The_birds (http://www.b3ta.com/links/Prequel_to_Alfred_Hitchcocks_The_birds)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on November 16, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
 ;D "Epic Wins" : http://acidcow.com/pics/14942-epic-wins-part-2-59-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/14942-epic-wins-part-2-59-pics.html)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on November 16, 2010, 12:52:21 PM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP1.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP2.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP3.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP4.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP6.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP7.jpg)




Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on November 16, 2010, 01:00:06 PM
oops, some out of sequence:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP5.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP8.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP9.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP10.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP12.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP13.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP14.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/LBOP15.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on November 19, 2010, 10:59:02 AM
 ;D  "Fighting Trousers": http://b3ta.com/links/Fighting_Trousers_Professor_Elemental (http://b3ta.com/links/Fighting_Trousers_Professor_Elemental)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on December 10, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
 ;D Subscribers to (infamous) internet mag B3ta are often issued with picture challenges (photoshop); this week they were asked to come up with protest signs. Here's one of them (rest through link): (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/popeuracunt.jpg)

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/protestsigns/ (http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/protestsigns/)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: Caesar dude on December 10, 2010, 03:22:08 PM
Thank you Cakes,

You've lightened my mood...I particularly like "Nick Clegg Used his arsehole like a cunt"

PMSL  :D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Peace dude...

Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on December 10, 2010, 09:53:37 PM
 ;D Glad you got your Dude-vibe back, have yourself a merry Dudetide
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/ceasar.gif)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on December 11, 2010, 01:04:09 AM
 ;D Billy Connolly on Religion: http://vodpod.com/watch/5034977-connolly-on-religion (http://vodpod.com/watch/5034977-connolly-on-religion)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/k20dpi.gif)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on December 11, 2010, 01:09:12 AM
Banned "Family Guy" clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZjiSQmv54&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZjiSQmv54&feature=player_embedded)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/smiley-faces-73.gif)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on December 16, 2010, 11:27:55 AM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/FU-Harrods.jpg)

"A picture is definitely worth the 1,000 words of invective the disgruntled employee responsible for this prank no doubt would have added given the chance. Found at Dashperiod."
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on December 21, 2010, 07:04:19 PM
Snowmen (not safe for kids): http://acidcow.com/pics/15936-hillarious-snowmen-40-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/15936-hillarious-snowmen-40-pics.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/BTv4o.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on January 13, 2011, 01:45:54 PM
BBC Radio Comedy: Bleak Expectations (Victorian Spoof) is running again, give yourself a treat: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00cwgs6 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00cwgs6)

"Bowling Ball Fail or Win": http://acidcow.com/video/16412-bowling_fail_or_win.html (http://acidcow.com/video/16412-bowling_fail_or_win.html)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: Caesar dude on January 20, 2011, 03:21:32 PM
Just came across this...

Be careful with that "stash" dudes!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110120/tod-gang-snorts-ashes-they-mistook-for-d-045b8e8.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110120/tod-gang-snorts-ashes-they-mistook-for-d-045b8e8.html)

I have a similar story that I sometimes relate at dinner .... to do with an ancient Egyptian mummy, a small time dealer and an opportune fool!  ;D
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on January 21, 2011, 05:53:29 AM
a must read:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1803435
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on January 21, 2011, 07:59:49 AM
Just for Friday.

This guy is not taking himself seriously but is just good to watch because of it.

http://www.break.com/index/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-1938452
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on January 21, 2011, 03:31:42 PM
@M5's links  ;D

Just adding this 'cos it made me smile: (http://i.imgur.com/OEuxI.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: SenatorTso on January 22, 2011, 01:11:27 AM
I admit, I was rocking with that dude M5 linked us to. Rock on, brother.
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on January 27, 2011, 08:22:15 AM
You may have seen similar but this made me laugh:

http://weinterrupt.com/2010/12/world-much-stupider-than-returning-soldier-remembered-tsa
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on January 27, 2011, 12:21:12 PM
@M5  ;D - and the darker side of TSA: http://www.prisonplanet.com/boy-asks-tsa-why-pat-down-mom-and-not-me-tsa-replies-you-dont-have-boobs.html (http://www.prisonplanet.com/boy-asks-tsa-why-pat-down-mom-and-not-me-tsa-replies-you-dont-have-boobs.html)



With friends like these, eh?: http://acidcow.com/pics/16807-extreme-drunken-shamings-36-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/16807-extreme-drunken-shamings-36-pics.html)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on January 27, 2011, 03:29:44 PM
The Very Best of Jazz Club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebUMhJAKSM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebUMhJAKSM)

"Chanel 9" Holy Sprog (featuring Mickey Disco): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_d4Dxntv24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_d4Dxntv24) 

And now a few words from Dudeist Sage Rowley Birkin QC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm09d4z65Bg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm09d4z65Bg&feature=related)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on January 28, 2011, 10:35:40 AM
(http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/10000/1000/000/111065/111065.strip.zoom.gif)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 04, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
 ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/ZpmaA.jpg)

. . so do I.


Need some catering wallahs for a special party: http://www.randykuntzcatering.com/ (http://www.randykuntzcatering.com/)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 09, 2011, 11:54:16 PM
My brother sent me (over the pipes) this old photo of me, the other day - I guess it must be close to 30 years old; what, in the name of merry fuck is up with my hair?! Looks as if I'm sporting clumps of wool or some such. I miss my Clash tee-shirt, though:
(http://i.imgur.com/uHT3l.jpg)
Pop a caption
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cckeiser on February 10, 2011, 12:09:23 AM
Quote from: cakebelly on February 09, 2011, 11:54:16 PM
My brother sent me (over the pipes) this old photo of me, the other day - I guess it must be close to 30 years old; what, in the name of merry fuck is up with my hair?! Looks as if I'm sporting clumps of wool or some such. I miss my Clash tee-shirt, though:
(http://i.imgur.com/uHT3l.jpg)
Pop a caption

Damn, cakes, you look like a very young Hunter H Thompson! 8)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 10, 2011, 11:19:48 PM
People of Walmart 9 http://acidcow.com/pics/17313-people-of-walmart-part-9-78-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/17313-people-of-walmart-part-9-78-pics.html)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 11, 2011, 11:06:13 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on February 10, 2011, 12:09:23 AM
Quote from: cakebelly on February 09, 2011, 11:54:16 PM
My brother sent me (over the pipes) this old photo of me, the other day - I guess it must be close to 30 years old; what, in the name of merry fuck is up with my hair?! Looks as if I'm sporting clumps of wool or some such. I miss my Clash tee-shirt, though:
(http://i.imgur.com/uHT3l.jpg)
Pop a caption

Damn, cakes, you look like a very young Hunter H Thompson! 8)

I do? Perhaps but with more hair, I think.   ;D

Excerpts from the Queen Mother's book of remembrance: http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=22542&view=next  ;D
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 14, 2011, 11:00:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ij922.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 15, 2011, 11:31:08 AM
The League of Gentlemen: Mr. Chinnery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzL_wyMahU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzL_wyMahU)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 15, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
 . . and in other news - erotic pasta: http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/14/erotic-pasta-aims-to-spice-up-valentines-day/ (http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/14/erotic-pasta-aims-to-spice-up-valentines-day/)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on February 21, 2011, 11:56:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9RtE.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on March 11, 2011, 12:58:18 PM
Royal Wedding Sick Bag: http://lydialeith.bigcartel.com/product/royal-wedding-sick-bags-blue

Banksy temporary tats: http://www.bellasugar.com.au/Love-Banksys-Graffiti-Art-Well-Now-You-Can-Wear----Tattoo-13428567 (http://www.bellasugar.com.au/Love-Banksys-Graffiti-Art-Well-Now-You-Can-Wear----Tattoo-13428567)

Bollards of London: http://bollardsoflondon.blogspot.com/ (http://bollardsoflondon.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: meekon5 on March 11, 2011, 01:10:36 PM
No where else to put this but watch falcons fly from cameras on the birds themselves.

Awesome

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/09/cameras-on-birds-of-prey-falcon-150-mph-dives-10g-turns-videos.php

Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: CyberDude on March 11, 2011, 01:43:12 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on March 11, 2011, 01:10:36 PM
No where else to put this but watch falcons fly from cameras on the birds themselves.

Awesome

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/09/cameras-on-birds-of-prey-falcon-150-mph-dives-10g-turns-videos.php



Some fast birds there. The last part reminded me of Return of the Jedi.
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on March 11, 2011, 01:47:17 PM
Now that really is awesome  8)
Title: Re: The Funnies
Post by: cakebelly on June 14, 2011, 10:49:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eWbWo.jpg)