For instance, I can imagine this one:
"Can Geico really save you 15% or more on your car insurance? Does the pope shit in the woods?" The vignette that would follow would be awe-inspiring.
Life is too short to watch fucking commercials man! ;)
Commercials, what do you need them for?
Let us gather...............and be silent.............we do not like fucking commercials man!!! :)
Fuckin' A! And did I mention I hate SPAM?
Shit Dudes compared to X Factor, Big Brother, and Next weeks top model (USA, UK, Aus, etc) and any number of videos from cops busting people:
The Commercials are the best bits of the telly!
What do you need the telly for, dude?
"Yeah, just, y'know, buy it, or, like, not. Whatever, man, we just gotta, y'know, feed the monkey. Is this a, err, what product is this, man?"