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We should be lobbying for our own version, with the Dude, Walter, or Donny on the bread.
I'd just like to say, for the record, I'm on board with Dudeism, but I think it's a step too far down the Lebowskist route to want to actually be noshing on Jeff Bridges. I mean, what would his wife say???
Ah to quote Oscar Wilde "we may all be lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up to the stars" to which I would add "and some of us insist on dragging the rest of us back down again". ;D
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on September 20, 2010, 06:29:50 AM
...noshing on Jeff Bridges...
Indeed! ;D
I find if you keep the gutter well-swept, there's no shame in walking with one foot on the pavement and one down by the drains. I mean, how can you really appreciate the wit of Wodehouse without knowing a thing or two about smut as well? It's all very well disguised behind the "darn it!"s.
If Shakespear goes on about Juliet's birdsnest, it's art, but I make a simple double-entendr? about the act of mastication, and you cal me out on it :)
I consider myself a balanced individual, my yin and yang can dance on a pinhead. So, is it wrong to flit between high and low brow as frequently as the world flits between day and night?
Besides, we both know you're just taking a 'hippocritic' oath there, my friend ;)
I don't know what Mr. Bridges wife would say but I feel someone should be paying something to watch. If, like me, your stomach rebels at the thought of masticating a Messiah (or the Dude or what have you) first thing in the morning then why not try some text on toast? http://www.gadgetsandgizmos.org/write-top-secret-messages-on-toast/ (http://www.gadgetsandgizmos.org/write-top-secret-messages-on-toast/)
No worries here about the etiquette of jam or marmalade on Jesus/Dude's boat race; no more fretting about the consequences of (manually) knocking out your morning glory once you've ingested the hot, holy, buttery treat (for, surely you will be in a state of grace).
With texted toast you can chow down on Wilde-isms, Dude-isms or what-have-you-isms to your hearts content.
Quote from: cakebelly on September 20, 2010, 10:26:44 AM
...With texted toast you can chow down on Wilde-isms, Dude-isms or what-have-you-isms to your hearts content...
Trouble there is, coming down to "Darling It's not you, it's me I just don't think I can carry on, give me a divorce now!" written in your breakfast. Though it's slightly better than getting a text "you're Dumped!"
True but at the very least your - until very recently - special lady/dude friend made you some toast and I feel that's what is important here. As long as a Dude gets his toast and tea, fuck it now you don't have to worry about the toilet seat. :)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/2holytoast.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/3holytoast.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/4holytoast.jpg)
No, I couldn't handle eating face in the morning (the fact that Dudes in general smell pretty gamey would make me think twice about tasting one); symbolism and marmalade would be too exhausting. ;)
Damn you cakebelly I nearly laughed out loud (which would have alerted the boss to the fact that I'm skiving on that "stupid Dudeism site" again).
;D ;D ;D ;D
;) I shall have to try harder next time - anyway, you started it. I feel we could be messing with powers better left alone. All it takes is for one young impressionable Dude to start experimenting with 'Duded' toast and masturbation and then we will find ourselves in a very sticky situation. Imagine the horror of Dudes all over the globe consuming vast quantities of toast and then knocking one out into tissue (are socks undudely?) in the hope that the holy crumb fest will have somehow worked a dudely miracle with their dude-juice. Ugh! Talk about gamey - Dudes hunched-over little wads of tissue, tentatively prodding globules of Dude-juice with their fingers, trying to divine meaning. Man, you are one sick puppy, meeks - well I'm onto your game, man. Dudes, just say no to Duded toast . . who knows where it will lead.
;D Did I go too far, that time?
Dudes, do not accept toast from this Dude: (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/meekstoast.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/messagetoast.jpg)
Thanks Cakebelly, much that's a really frightening image.
Much like my mothers answering machine, bless her i had to set up the message so now whenever I ring her and she is out all she gets from me is muttering and swearing because I can't talk to myself!
Actually, I think it looks pretty cool; you want to think yourself lucky - just stopped myself from ripping a pic (from Google Ripper) of some semen . . would have had to figure out how to manipulate it into your image . . DAMN! You got me at it! It wouldn't have taken long to figure out that would have been too much work . . then, then I would have got my fave box of tissues, camera . . man, you are one cunning Dude, Dude.
Now, that would have been going too far.
;D
Hmm, odd find (considering) - watch that salt intake: (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/semen1.jpg)
(I didn't create this one)
Quote from: meekon5 on September 20, 2010, 06:05:04 AM
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We should be lobbying for our own version, with the Dude, Walter, or Donny on the bread.
You mind if I burn a toast?
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We should be lobbying for our own version, with the Dude, Walter, or Donny on the bread.
Ideas the images for a dude like toaster...
- A cash machine
- The Dude's car
- Bunny
- Maude (nude)
- A bowling ball
- A j (oh, hell ya)
- Speed of sound tour logo
- An "I hate the Eagles" logo
- A johnson (for the gay dude types)
- A million clams
- Old style "brick" cell phone
- White Russian glass
Dude! Didn't I warn you about the toast, man?
A world of pain (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/waltertoast.jpg)
last one: (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/strangertoast.jpg)
Okay, digitalbuddha, here's a few rounds of wheat for ya:(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/jaytoast.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/handandballtoast.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/kaucasiantoast.jpg)