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The Dude Lifestyle => Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man!? => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on August 10, 2010, 02:01:11 AM

Title: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 10, 2010, 02:01:11 AM
Woman Faked Cancer, Bilked Supporters for Thousands of Dollars

http://www.aolhealth.com/2010/08/09/woman-faked-cancer-bilked-supporters-for-thousands-of-dollars/?ncid=webmail
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: meekon5 on August 10, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
I wish i could be amazed at how gullible the general public are, but I can't.

Wasn't it Barnum who said "theres a sucker born every minute", and it's just a law of nature that if enough sheep collect together in a field you're bound to attract a wolf or two.

I'm not being cynical but if people don't check who they are throwing their money at they are bound to get burnt.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 10, 2010, 06:52:15 PM
I myself am currently suffering from cancer of the ovaries, I need ?10,000 for the operation to have them removed and a further ?25,000 to have a new set installed.

Please send your generous cash donations to PO Box 7226.  Or to give us your card details, call on 0800 555 SCAM (we do not accept American Express).

All proceeds will go to help a man in his time of need.  Just thing, guys, this could be your ovaries one day...

Thank you.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: meekon5 on August 11, 2010, 05:40:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 10, 2010, 06:52:15 PM
I myself am currently suffering from cancer of the ovaries, I need ?10,000 for the operation to have them removed and a further ?25,000 to have a new set installed....

If it's infectious Rev Klaus and Myself will be infected as well so the more people donate the  more dudeists will be saved.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 11, 2010, 06:42:43 AM
Every year, in the UK alone, an average of three men will suffer from Ovarian Cancer.  With your help, we can put an end to this unnecessary suffering.  Please, just donate ?10 a month to help fight male Ovarian Cancer.

We are the Male Ovarian Cancer Kickers (MOCK), and we're here to help... us.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 11, 2010, 10:56:31 PM
Ahhh, I just go and find a cash machine.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: Rev. Gary (revgms) on August 11, 2010, 11:43:48 PM
The epidemic is spreading, now cases of male ovarian cancer have broken out in America, please we need your help, please stay home, send money to the Fighting Ovarian Cancer in Males Especially (FOC ME) foundation.

Giving your money to FOC ME can be a satisfying experience.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Quote from: revgms on August 11, 2010, 11:43:48 PM
The epidemic is spreading, now cases of male ovarian cancer have broken out in America, please we need your help, please stay home, send money to the Fighting Ovarian Cancer in Males Especially (FOC ME) foundation.

Giving your money to FOC ME can be a satisfying experience.

Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2010, 10:39:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.

Well, Rev., we just don't know. Hmmmm, Tallywacker, a cable fixer?

Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: meekon5 on August 13, 2010, 05:17:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.

Dick Johnson's working for accounts now?
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 30, 2010, 06:32:50 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on August 13, 2010, 05:17:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.

Dick Johnson's working for accounts now?

It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
Title: Re: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
Post by: pirate on March 02, 2011, 05:38:12 AM
the cheque is in the post, i love you and i promise i wont come in your mouth.....all true man...honest