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Dudeist Religion => Dudeist Spiritualism => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on July 31, 2010, 02:52:14 PM

Title: The Dudeasutra, wisdom...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 31, 2010, 02:52:14 PM
Words from the The Dudeasutra

Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here, I'm just............

"You mean coitus?"

"That guy treats women like objects, man."

"Beaver? You mean vagina?--I mean, you know him?"

"I'm just gonna find a cash machine."

"He fixes the cable?"

"I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man."

"She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend.  I'm just helping her conceive, man!"

"Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus."

"Fuck off, Da Fino.  And stay away from my special la--from my fucking lady friend."

"You see a wedding ring? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up!"

"Beaver?"

"Ah fuck it."

"You want me to blow on your toes?"

"You sure he won't mind?"

"You're Bunny?"

"Sure.  That and a pair of testicles."

And finally.............

"Fuckin' A."