A bathtub with hot water.
A "J", candles and some music...ready to abide.
(http://www.youknow-forkids.com/images/biglebowski/biglebowski171.jpg)
We can exclude the nihilist in the bathroom.
If only my fucking tub weren't so fucking small.....
Ok, there's two alternatives more:
(http://www.youknow-forkids.com/images/biglebowski/biglebowski113.jpg)
You can relax over the rug, if you have one or:
(http://www.youknow-forkids.com/images/biglebowski/biglebowski127.jpg)
Over the floor if you don't have a rug.
Ah, that's better.
Also driving around in a good old car with some creedence tapes blasting...
I would also add while stoned or with a brew, but as is shown in the movie and countless times in real life, drinking, driving and toking simply do not mix.
So, then, there's a market for tubs with waterproof J containers...
Hey, I'd buy one...at a yardsale.
far out, man
You mean coitus?
("Jeffery, love me.")