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The Dude Lifestyle => Living the Life of the Dude => Topic started by: Ava on May 05, 2010, 01:21:19 PM

Title: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Ava on May 05, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
I have some family visiting this weekend and my stomach is already in a knot.  They argue between themselves, are judgemental and mean.  I haven't invited them for a long time since they stress me out.  How do you all keep your inner dude chilled out when you are spending a couple of days with people who yank yer chain?   
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Cookie_Dude on May 05, 2010, 05:39:05 PM
bottoms up, helluva caucasians can do abit to help the situation, but dont have too much
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on May 06, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
Simple: I don't invite them  ;D
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: meekon5 on May 06, 2010, 07:30:30 AM
Or keep your house in such a mess they never want to come in anyway.  ;D
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Ava on May 06, 2010, 08:19:40 AM
Have put it off for several years, but now the launch sequence has been activated and Bitchfest 2010 is just around the corner...Better check and make sure the bar is stocked. 
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on May 06, 2010, 11:07:59 AM
Adhere to a strict drug regimen  ::)
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: meekon5 on May 06, 2010, 11:15:34 AM
Yep best way to deal with relatives is to be so pissed and stoned it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Klaus Korters on May 07, 2010, 03:49:49 AM
Just bugger off somewhere for the time they're stayin'. ;D
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: pirate on May 07, 2010, 10:06:58 AM
dude just tell them to chill out and then fire up a large one and share it ;D
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Nekonix on May 07, 2010, 12:12:25 PM
"How do you all keep your inner dude chilled out when you are spending a couple of days with people who yank yer chain?"

I don't let them yank my chain. I believe that emotion is preceded by thought. And by controlling our thoughts we control our emotions. We assign emotions to certain actions and tell ourselves that's how we "ought" to feel, and so we do. Once you become fully convinced that their opinions are just their own and are unimportant to yours, then they will no longer have the ability to yank yer chain.

Of course, this is easy to say and sometimes not so easy to do. You just have to keep reminding yourself of what is truly important.
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on May 07, 2010, 10:36:52 PM
Yoga.
free the mind,
settle the hate thoughts racing,
the pulse,
the breath,
think and breathe,
breathe and see people how they should be seen,
yoga.
And a bottle of Vodka.
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Caesar dude on May 08, 2010, 02:37:02 PM
QuoteThey argue between themselves, are judgemental and mean.

Oh Ava Dude, if they do this just abide....your smile will get you through.!

I once had to spend Christmas day with some very undudely relatives (these guys were telling a 6 year old  "to be careful with the wrapping paper, we can save it for next year!"

We were living in the Middle East at this time and by 9am me and the ex were drinking vodka outside in a temperature exceeding 32C....by 10am we were so wasted that the rest of the day passed in a blur of studiously ignoring the pious idiots!

Peace peace peace to you lady!  :)
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Ava on May 09, 2010, 06:55:48 PM
Decided to try the dog whisperer's advice and to let go of my expectation that there would be mental & social strife during the visit.  Didn't want to make a self fulfilling prophecy of tension.  Turns out, that really helped.  I also planned heavily for the occasion.  Making food ahead of time and having a flexible agenda mapped out relieved conflict.  I drank, too.  Was able to laugh at most of the nutty shit, and I'll live to celebrate another Hallmark holiday.  ;D  Thanks for everyones 2 cents! 
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: meekon5 on May 10, 2010, 06:21:30 AM
Quote from: Ava on May 09, 2010, 06:55:48 PM
Decided to try the dog whisperer's advice and to let go of my expectation that there would be mental & social strife during the visit.....

Ah the old "careful what you wish for because it's bound to happen", especially if you think it's going to be bad.
Title: Re: Undudely House Guests
Post by: Robert the Dude on May 10, 2010, 12:56:29 PM
The Dude abides in you, Ava!