Dudes.
Sitting here in the Uk thinking its the Queens birthday in 3 days got me wondering as a newly ordained priest I' not sure, do we have any scheduled holidays.
Dudeimedes
Dude you missed St Donny's day.
http://dudespaper.com/the-day-of-the-dude.html/ (http://dudespaper.com/the-day-of-the-dude.html/)
Though it did take some deciding on.
Personally Ifollow the Erisian principle when it comes to holy days, make them up as frequently as you see fit.