I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS!
Walter, if you can't ride in a car, how d'you get around on Shammas?
Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or--
Mr. Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD.
We've recovered your automobile.
It can be claimed at the North Hollywood auto circus there on Victory.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 06, 2007, 10:20:29 PM
Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or--
LEADS? LEADS?....
Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down, this is a family restaurant.
Lingunberry pancakes?
I'm finishing my coffe.
Start talking, and talk fast you bum!
Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!
Uh, Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth.
Tattoo it on your forehead
Forget about the fucking toe!!
Get a job Sr!!!
My fucking briefcase! It's not here!
Man, nothing is fucked here.
They're going to kill that poor woman.
I will not abide another toe.
NIHILIST'S!!! >:( Fuck Me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, Dude at least it's an ethos... :-\
I can get you a toe by 3 o' clock this afternoon.
They're nihilists. They kept saying they believe in nothing.
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on June 02, 2008, 06:43:44 PM
My fucking briefcase! It's not here!
Uh, uh Papers. Ya know, just papers. Uh you know, my papers. Business papers.
And what do you do, sir?
Quote from: Turtle on June 06, 2008, 12:51:18 AM
And what do you do, sir?
Ahhhhhhhhh, I'm unemployed.....drive around, bowl, the usual stuff.
You're joking. But perhaps you're right.
Didn't think I was rolling out naked, did ya?
Vagina?
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling.
He fixes the cable?
Hey! This is a private residence, man!
"Pin your diapers on Lebowski, Jackie Treehorn wants to see you."
"Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are Lebowski."
"Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski."
"You're not dealin with morons here."
Beaver picture?
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on June 17, 2008, 04:31:17 PM
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Well, I still jerk off manually
Of course you do Dude.
No, Woo peed on my rug.
Of course he did, Dude.
Quote from: Turtle on July 05, 2008, 08:06:47 AM
Of course he did, Dude.
:P
The Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the fuck are you talking about?
Who? Woo?
Quote from: Turtle on July 05, 2008, 06:38:03 PM
Who? Woo?
The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.
JEFF LEBOWSKI! The other Jeffrey Lebowski! The millionaire!!!
Quote from: Turtle on July 06, 2008, 03:56:04 AM
JEFF LEBOWSKI! The other Jeffrey Lebowski! The millionaire!!!
Huh? No! What the fuck are you talking--I'm not--we're talking about unchecked aggression here--
His wife goes out and owes money all over town....and they pee on MY rug!?
Quote from: Turtle on July 06, 2008, 06:48:25 PM
His wife goes out and owes money all over town....and they pee on MY rug!?
They peed on your rug.
They peed on my fucking rug.
were's the money Lebowski?
were's the money shithead?
we vant da money Lebowski or else we come back and cut off your Johnson!
"NO FUNNY STUFF!
In staid of, uh, uh, running aorund...blaming me, uh, given the nature of all this new shit--has it ever occurred to you that, um, this might not--might not be...such a simple, uh...you know?
It's Brandt at Mr. Lebowski's
STRONG MEN CRY
Fuckin A
Near the In and Out Burger
No Donny these people are cowards
We know this is your homework
I'd like you to come and give me notes
AM I WRONG?
Mind if i smoke a J?
lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous
Is there a Ralph's around here?
Forget about the FUCKIN' TOE!
Man, this affects us ALL!
Nothing is fucked here.
The man is a sex offender. With a record. Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
You better beleive it man, nobody fucks with the jesus
Uh-huh.
But that's up to little Larry here, isn't that right Larry?
Pilar?
Stay out of my beach community, deadbeat >:(
"Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature...uh... Asian-American, please.
We are sympathizing here, dude.
Just don't say peep while I'm doin' business here!
my fucking whites!