UnWorthy fuckin' adversary.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/delicious_snacks_distract (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/delicious_snacks_distract)
Army Holds "Bring your Daughter to War Day."
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_annual_bring_your (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_annual_bring_your)